Scottish Secretary Douglas Alexander and Scottish Labour Councillor Jane Meagher at the Granton Gasholder 𝘐𝘔𝘈𝘎𝘌: 𝘕𝘦𝘸𝘴𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵

A taxi driver told me that he’s seen Reform members bum swans

I count today as the fourth time in recent months that Izzy has gone, "Ooh, what's that you're listening to?" and I've gone, "It's Rush," and it's been a different Rush album each time.

Tories are cunts

All this ID card nonsense has distracted me from laughing at Stephen Miller being described as a SEXUAL MATADOR, which is probably for the best cos I was well on my way to doing myself a severe mischief

scottish labour alive in serbia

I already have a UK driver's licence and a shitty blue "British" passport and now you want me to get yet another form of ID that could just as easily be replaced with a sign hanging round my neck that says "I'M A FUCKING DOBBER, PLEASE KICK ME"? No, no, no, no, my friend, you are sadly mistaken

You can shove your "Brit Card" up your arse and lose at least one election while you're doing it.

If this intends to make it legally compulsory for every adult in Derry to carry something called a "Brit Card", then I'm willing to offer some high-paid consultancy on why this plan might be flawed.

¨All UK adults¨ Including homeless adults? Including throes who don´t own a computer? If you through the Online Safety Act was shit show ... grab your popcorn.

"Brit Card"? Fuck RIGHT off.

I think we should shine the spotlight of the disinfectant of sunshine on the issue that Richard Tice has shit for brains and should just be left in the corner with a dunce hat on.

RIP Danny Thompson. Here's a playlist featuring just some of the hundreds of songs that were graced by his bass playing. Includes Nick Drake, Pentangle, Donovan, John Martyn, Sandy Denny, Marc Bolan, David Sylvian, Kate Bush, Talk Talk, Lilac Time, Julian Cope etc ▶️ open.spotify.com/playlist/4XS...

Danny Thompson RIP The Pentangle “Light Flight” youtu.be/2tyVezuUtCA?...

I think the thing people miss with trump is that not only is it possible to be extremely stupid and a devious, evil prick at the same time, it’s actually quite an effective combination

Cannae beat a bit of Lebanese psych/folk/kraut/whatever www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WDd...

Dems: Look, Trump can't do That Thing. [TRUMP DOES THAT THING] Dems: He should not have done That Thing. He's gonna be in such trouble, just you wait

In case you haven’t seen this, the NZ law commission just completed a 2 year project and came up with the following. Everybody who mentions compromise and respectful debate should be shown this (it’s been done in NZ and the result is exactly what the UK had). www.lawcom.govt.nz/our-work/ia-...

what's missing from this story is that it turned out that no one was eating swans. he made it up.

Trumpland: "the land of make believe": Egypt & Ethiopia were not at war; Kosovo & Serbia were not at war; Israel attacked Iran with the support & involvement of Trump; The Democratic Republic of Congo war is ongoing; And India said Trump had no involvement in the ceasefire with Pakistan.

"the autism problem" "the migration problem" "the trans problem" Never the fucking "rich white guy problem"

Trump is pronouncing "acetaminophen" the right way. by Ezra Klein

Good morning and happy Monday to everyone. Yesterday's Charlie Kirk thing wasn't a memorial, it was a Christian nationalist white supremacy rally. Meanwhile, the DOJ has quietly deleted a study that shows white supremacy outpaces all extremism. America has fallen.

Trans Antifa are using paracetamol to turn our children autistic!

Kair Starmer simply cannot continue as Prime Minister. He is entirely unprepared for this political moment, and is handing the country to Reform on a platter. No matter your politics, you would have to be a fool to support this inept man as PM.

I would say really that the main things stopping you from making Father Ted today is that Dermot Morgan passed away in 1998 and Ardal O'Hanlon is not, despite the character he played, a feckin' eejit.

FARAGE: We would cut the benefits bill by sacrificing the first-born child of every family to the Great Moloch. LABOUR: This is just unworkable and not only that, it's uncosted.

nailed on he has floated a father ted reboot but it got turned down because 90% of the script was various characters talking about sissy porn and autogynophilia

Come on, Charlie. Spit-spot. Jesus managed this in a quarter of the time! Are you waiting for someone to fetch your slippers?

I'm at the memorial service. I'm at the fascist rally. I'm at the combined memorial service and fascist rally.

I dunno, Charlie Kirk's been dead for 11 days and still no sign of any resurrection. Just laziness, frankly.

So now that you've symbolically recognised the Palestinians you're going to follow this up with robust & concrete action such as a complete suspension of arms sales to Israel, swingeing sanctions, & the expulsion of the ambassador, right?

the actual fuck?

Morgan: Penis penis penis?! Davey: ...penis...? Rowling: PEEEEEEEEENIIIISSSSSSSSSS

That Rangers Nazi cunt's eyes are so close together they've practically swapped places

Again, the reverse of this would be the BBC giving special live coverage to the funeral of Aaron Bastani.

Tense scenes in Glasgow city centre right now as hundreds of anti immigration protesters gather at the top of Buchanan Street, with counter protesters from trade unions and other anti racist groups massing further down the precinct

Rest well Keith.

Ed Davey was asked by Piers Morgan if he had "ever met a woman who had a penis", to which his answer was "No." Firstly, how the fuck would he know that for sure? Secondly, why is the UK such a ridiculous wee swamp full of idiots shouting about penises? Penis this and penis that, all bloody day long.

BREAKING: Face of Charlie Kirk appears on potato, claims area woman.

Our eldest is in a music video and it kicks the shit www.youtube.com/watch?v=um93...

Sergeant Barlow's Loaded Farts Club Band

please, think about the damage you might cause before sending an invoice

They got the horse to do a drive-by shit so it would mask Trump's notorious stink.

Keir Starmer Locate Spine Challenge

Trump says he specifically requested that Sadiq Khan be excluded from the UK state banquet: "On immigration, he's a disaster." As mayor of London, Khan has no powers over immigration.