"Masculine leadership" never went away, it's why the world is in the fucking dreadful state that it is, you absolute tool.

Last time I went to a GP with mental health issues was in the mid-90s: I got put on Seroxat, it turned me into a zombie, I stopped taking them and then spent most of an average week hiding in my bedroom with habitual self-medication/mutilation. Then my GP got struck off for being a sex pest. 👍😀👍

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wow who was he up against

It's 2025 and Turlough from Doctor Who now looks like Kenny Dalglish.

Just wait til they announce who's in the running for the inaugural Donald J Trump Peace Prize, you will not BELIEVE it

"Pele - I assume one of the greats?" Astonishing.

Shortlist for the 2025 FIFA Peace Prize: Donald Trump Donald T Rump Sleepy Joe Biden Crooked Hillary Donald J Trump

LMAO FIFA created a bullshit "Peace Prize" and just awarded it to Trump because Nobel wouldn’t give him the real one

Spotify: "LOL, you're really into '80s Rush, you dork."

Ah yes, Niall who stood for the anti-abortion, anti-sex education, pro hitting children, Scottish Family Party. The SFP also deny objective truths like the gender pay gap and were against buffer zones to stop numpties harassing women outside hospitals.

Mind when Young Knives turned into This Heat? I do, it was fuckin' great. Still is. www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_md...

As much as I love and appreciate my fellow colleagues, you'll end up on a Christmas night out with them at midnight in Wetherspoons animatedly discussing the concept of The Eternal Stew.

What a fucking loser. Bilingualism is amazing and we should celebrate the weans who can speak multiple languages - it will probably be them who will allow the UK to thrive globally. A weak man who sees jealousy and spite as the only forces that can be marshalled for his campaign

This is one of those things that I think is quietly important – when these people are talking shit about cities, Portland or Minneapolis or New York or Charlotte or wherever, you have to loudly say, “no, fuck you, you’re lying, that town and its people whip ass and you’re the asshole”

Feminist institutions going “yeah no actually women are just walking wombs please dont hit us billionaire“

Better a moaning minnie than a lickspittle cunt

Barry

Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.

Robert Jenrick sounds just like Pitt the Younger in Blackadder and I cannot now unhear it.

Scottish football remains undefeated

"Do you have to just type really, really fast?" IYKYN

'Barclays Hampden Stadium' is it, aye? You can shove that right up your arse.

Never seen so many wee guys in tricolor balaclavas as I did last night. #kneecap

This year we're doing Whamutopia. Every time you hear Last Christmas you have to have a mulled wine at your earliest convenience and toast George Michael, because he was a lad

oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes

It’s not where we come from that counts, it’s about where we’re going. Great to meet Afghan Scots children at Maryhill Burgh Halls and hear a lovely rendition of Robert Burns.

the basic minimum for being an actual leftist is including all people — women, queer people, trans people, Black people. if you’re not doing that, explicitly and enthusiastically, you’re not a leftist, you’re a strasserite

Just catching up with the budget coverage in the papers.

Breathe a sigh of relief that I didn't have to do obscene and unhealthy amounts of overtime anymore just to get by. As it is, I'm looking at another two years of this shit.

Technically “fuck around and find out” is the scientific method

Next year, Shabana Mahmood is going to have you tortured at a black site if you’re caught performative reading Sally Rooney novels on the tube

This is clearly an extremely important theological point because even though I am not myself a Christian, when I read about Badenoch's comments my first thought was: Jesus Fucking Christ

Myers Briggs test for Irish men:

The "don't have an extra kid if you can't afford it" brigade get awfully upset when you suggest they don't stay in their £2m house if they can't afford it, don't they?

BREAKING: Arabic numbers to be renamed "freedom numerals" in the US as Republicans discover that "Arabic numbers" are just, uhhh...numbers.

Happy Thanksgiving, America!

metro.co.uk/2025/11/26/k... Why are we hearing about this now if it happened a few years ago? Since coming to office AFTER the attack on his niece, Starmer's culture war anti-LGBTQ+ words and policies have got him and Labour banned from every Pride. He has personally made ...

Translation: "If you don't use AI then the guys using our chips can't pretend to make money and can't pay the loans they took out to pay for the original loans they took out for all the money they're not making and it all falls apart and we can't sell chips to fuel the money they're not making."

[Labour finally ditches the two-child benefit cap after YEARS of campaigning from various political parties and charities, and after having suspended the whip from their own MPs for opposing it] Anas Sarwar: Aye, that wis me, I done that. Can I be First Minister now

I really, really, really hope "My niece, who is gay" is not about to become the new "My dad, who was a tool-maker".