Honestly, thoughtful observation. 🙌

Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:

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ME TOO EXCEPT I’M USUALLY SQUATTING TO TAKE A SHIT

Because you don't read enough LeGuin.

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Klaus McForkface, a lifting robot developed by German manufacturer Linde AG, performed a stunning 1200-kilogram (2646 lb) overhead lift in Hamburg, beating the human world record by more than 300%

Booster separation confirmed

We have met a lot of Welsh people.

personally i don't think this is a problem

all this talk about banning trans people from sports and yet no one seems to give time to my alternative proposition of just banning cis people from sports.

societies typically talk about human cognition as working similarly to whatever is seen as the latest and greatest technology. that’s why we currently describe the brain as a roguelike deckbuilding game about characters making their way up a spire

gambling monk, germany, 15th century

You have no raw Stalhrim. I cannot make a left pauldron for you.

I'll always be obsessed with this edit made by @tommchenry.bsky.social

every time i invent a type of guy, i use my advanced mind to situate him in an inescapable torture realm. steel-mawed wolves rending his flesh, drinking water spontaneously replaced with boiling sulfuric acid, that sorta thing. 100,000 lifetimes in hell. the ones that survive get to become posts

Seems like a good hiding spot

after six years on pills i just did my first estrogen injection and it was so fucking easy. switch to injections it's really really easy.

alternative medicine and the trans community both tend to loadbearingly make wild, startling claims about the body in a bracingly casual way. sometimes these claims require pretty fundamental reorienting of society's baseline understandings of things as they are. the difference is ours are true

the malignant iron scorchingly devoured the baptismal blood

we found a shop specifically set up for those scythian horse archers that burned down your house and stole your meager herd of dairy sheep and laughed and shouted "go sedentary mixed pastoralism boy go" when you ran away dude

Kelly Ficarra, the band-aid detail makes the work so perfectly

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production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

smoked five pounds of greasy, mildewy salvia from a hollowed out imac. got me so fucked up i did a transformation sequence and wound up the same as i started off

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Starbucks workers are asking customers to delete the mobile app amid their ongoing strike to push the corporation to reach a first contract with the union and to stop union busting www.theguardian.com/business/202...

a metahuman is when somebody got laser visions or super strength or bone teeth or whatever and also you and them got the same girlfriend

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"zoinks" is like a minced oath for a god we do not know

genre minced oaths like ‘oh my cog’ and 'omnigosh’

There are no words left, really.

Trials for every ICE member.

I am doing my best to respond to this without a string of expletives. But let's be very clear. What just happened in Minnesota was cold blooded murder of a civilian by out of control federal agents, aided and abetted by the entire Trump administration and their fascist enablers.

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Hung a guy at Nuremburg for doing this, FYI. Not "a thing like this" but literally this, exactly.

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BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do. ME: How are you supposed to do it? MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck. BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.

I realise I'm just a freak, but living in a multicultural city is the best thing of all time, it's just the best possible human experience and i can not understand why anyone on earth would be like "weve got to destroy this"

if you havent cancelled spotify yet and this isnt the final nail in the coffin for you, i really dont know what else to say other than i hope some introspection finds you soon

Can i just say I really don’t agree with this idea they fear puberty blockers cause it means trans people pass for cis better if they get them. That gives way too much credit to forethought and thinking about trans youth as potential trans adults to these transphobes. Its all about control over kids

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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller January 14,1947

There is precedent for this; Swedish and Norwegian naval ships have QR codes so that when they return to port they can scan da navy in.

Getting weird vibes from these Wheaties ads, honestly.