cow tools 🥺 happy birthday lovely @tsercele.bsky.social

Hey everyone, here's a real simple way to disable "Super Resolution" on your channels: • YouTube Studio • Settings • Channel • Advanced settings • Uncheck "Let YouTube enhance visual quality" • Uncheck "Let YouTube enhance audio quality"

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

Doug Ford's email address: [email protected] Doug Ford's phone number: 416-325-1941

"Housing experts are sounding the alarm about a new bill by the Doug Ford government proposing changes to security of tenure rules, which they say threatens the foundation of tenant protections and rent control in Ontario." #OnPoli #GiftLink 🎁 www.thestar.com/real-estate/...

🚨‼️As of yesterday KOSA is at 64 cosponsors with @vanhollen.senate.gov + @kim.senate.gov - who claim to support LGTBQ+ rights but are clearly okay with supporting legislation that’ll censor us off the internet- newly signed on. You know what to do: www.stopkosa.com

shoutout to the longest-saved media on my phone, this two second video that I stumble on every few months

"Most people who enjoy talking with [SlopGPT] aren't confident at reading or writing. This means which their less likely to recognize logical errors grammar and mistakes in the programs' output." scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-645-j #scp #scpwiki

...You're welcome...??

TEL-3WA-59634 We will solve any problem for you A few days late, but happy anniversary to the airing of the first episode of the series! #dirtypair #ダーティペア #ダーティペア40周年

brought to you by the 6% of Americans who think they can fistfight a grizzly bear

brought to you by the 6% of Americans who think they can fistfight a grizzly bear

Touch the hot stove. Eat the roadkill. Pet that [REDACTED] with huge teeth. Wherever you go, whatever you do - BE NOT AFRAID. A short #scp article for the #scpwiki Classic Con! scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8719

Touch the hot stove. Eat the roadkill. Pet that [REDACTED] with huge teeth. Wherever you go, whatever you do - BE NOT AFRAID. A short #scp article for the #scpwiki Classic Con! scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8719

This is a budget for a declaration of total war on the population. It's the building of an army of blackshirts and the creation of a massive system of concentration camps. A crystallization of everything lurking below the surface of the American project.

A sweeping attack on Canadian civil liberties. Would allow RCMP and CSIS demand info from internet providers, banks, doctors, landlords, even therapists, without judicial oversight. This is not about border security. It is about govt overreach and Big Brother tactics www.ctvnews.ca/politics/art...

a joyeux #makeaterriblecomicday2025 to u all

Are you in the mood for some fluffy transgender romance? Dreamy, surreal liminal spaces? How about vivid reminders of sins past? Yes, this world is unforgiving, but We're Worthy of Being Loved, Too.

this is why i've always struggled with DTRPG as a platform, and why i dont think my career couldve taken off without itchio. this really exposes the mealy-mouthed conclusion of an """apolitical""" stance

Are you in the mood for some fluffy transgender romance? Dreamy, surreal liminal spaces? How about vivid reminders of sins past? Yes, this world is unforgiving, but We're Worthy of Being Loved, Too.

It’s National Indigenous Peoples Day. Very few are talking about it. If you can, please take a few moments to read this. Please call your reps to stop the sale of public land today. Please.

The Eternal MxTape returns in time for Pride Month! In this installment, two queer artists have a magical meet-cute at the flea market of their dreams. scp-wiki.wikidot.com/worthy-of-be... #scpwiki

Your reminder to call your Senator now and demand that they invoke the Byrd Rule and strip the transgender medicaid ban from Trump's spending and tax bill. Call them here. www.senate.gov/states/MD/in...

"sarah where have you been the last six months?" around. "but not on social media?" have you seen social media recently

The Eternal MxTape returns in time for Pride Month! In this installment, two queer artists have a magical meet-cute at the flea market of their dreams. scp-wiki.wikidot.com/worthy-of-be... #scpwiki

My newest #scp was selected for a Reviewer's Spotlight! From now through Feb. 8, historical spy comedy "The Heat Goes On" has a place on the #scpwiki 's front page. Thank you zoempaws! scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8172

If you have questions about Third Law or for GW in general, or for Harry and I about whatever, please send in those questions in the next 24 hours to [email protected]

you do not, in fact, have to hand it to J. Edgar Hoover.

you do not, in fact, have to hand it to J. Edgar Hoover.

New on the #scpwiki: an article about inter-agency rivalries, avoidable tragedies, and an answer to the question, "Why isn't the CIA involved in the Third Law canon?" It's #SCP 8172: "The Heat Goes On"! scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8172

New on the #scpwiki: an article about inter-agency rivalries, avoidable tragedies, and an answer to the question, "Why isn't the CIA involved in the Third Law canon?" It's #SCP 8172: "The Heat Goes On"! scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8172

TVOKids sleeper agents activate

David Lynch was one of many disabled people afraid to leave their homes because of fear of contracting Covid. If you are mourning his death today, honor him by wearing a mask everywhere you go.

If you live in an abortion-restricted state, order your abortion pills now. PlanCPill.org will direct you to a provider who delivers to your state. If you live in Texas, you'll need to go through AidAccess.org. Legal jeopardy is on the provider, not the recipient--for now. So order them now.

Lmao

FYI, Charlie Brown: Lucy Van Pelt is holding the football for the new era. Running at the football, kicking the football, is a form of accountability

OTD 50 yrs ago, a USAF board of inquiry ruled 38-year-old Maj. Harold Hering, a decorated pilot with 20 years of service, be discharged because two years earlier—during ICBM combat crew training at Vandenberg AFB—he asked how he would know a launch order was lawful and came from a sane president.

I went looking for pictures and was not disappointed.

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

As we all look at the LA fires & the gov't actions that left cities unprepared, here's my latest on how Ontario began 2025 by granting the natural resources minister new powers to overrule conservation authorities, which ensure development doesn't create flood risk. thenarwhal.ca/new-year-new...

It’s been that long? Crap!

⚠️ URGENT ACTION ALERT TO STOP ANTI-IMMIGRANT BILL ⚠️ ✨Call your Senators via the Capitol Switchboard: (202) 224-3121 ✨Once you're connected, say: "Hello, I am a constituent, and I urge the Senator to vote NO on the Laken Riley Act." ✨After you're done, ask 3 of your friends to call

These scripts are handy. Also well-worth calling your representatives AND senators, because the Senate-side bill was fast-tracked for a floor vote, bypassing the committee process.

does anyone else ever go outside and get flashbanged by the sun and just

MONDAY. PERSONALLY I PREFER MY SLOP TO HAVE THE HUMAN TOUCH.

I think it’s time to bring my most viral tweet over from the bad place.

seeing someone respond to "I think being glib about cultural appropriation is bad" with "white ethnostate post but with leftist purity politics" makes me want to throw my entire computer in the trash