Alan Smithee Jr
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Librarian and sometimes writer and artist. Any/All
The only upside of the EPA being gutted under this administration is you can now bust as many ghosts as you like.
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A More Civilized Age: A Star Wars Podcast
28 days ago
We are back with more of 2015’s Vader comic, which pits the Dark Lord of the Sith against a very effective detective.
amorecivilizedage.net/amca-135-0
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A More Civilized Age: A Star Wars Podcast: AMCA 135: Vader Book 2 (2015)
We will, eventually, get to the second set of Vader comics. But first, the gang imagines how they're going to react to The Mandalorian and Grogu. Because of course our patrons have already heard our r...
https://amorecivilizedage.net/amca-135-0
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I would like to review the pineapple 🍍 bath bomb by
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I had some catastrophically bad news this week so I needed to start the weekend off with a boom. I picked this one at random from the gift bag, I almost put it back because there’s a risk with a yellow bath bomb.
about 1 month ago
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geist
about 2 months ago
So this first picture is today, and the other is from when Leo first arrived in our lives. That was 33 days ago. What a difference a month makes.
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MyPet Health by Vetcation
about 2 months ago
Wow, this is peak bird intelligence. These birds saw someone feeding a wounded bird, so they started pretending they were also injured.
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Joseph Lewczak (Truth Seeker)
about 2 months ago
This artwork is titled Strada con lampioni (Street with Lampposts), painted by the Italian artist Salvo (Salvatore Mangione) in 2001.
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@kinermusic.bsky.social
Hey, can I just say that it means so much to me that the Ahsoka and Barriss musical themes in Tales of… mirror each other so well? I see what you did there and I appreciate it.
about 2 months ago
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Scott (from NerdSync)
about 2 months ago
Happy middle of May to those who celebrate! 💜
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April Glick Pulito
about 2 months ago
I feel I should alert Bluesky to the baby foxes in our yard
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Tyler, from the Internet
about 2 months ago
(thinking about the 80s) I think it's outrageous Harrison Ford was allowed to look like that
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JIJennings
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Joshua J. Friedman
2 months ago
Photo by
@nicolehester.bsky.social
for The Tennesseean
www.tennessean.com/picture-gall...
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David Attenborough celebrates his 100th birthday
He was born before the Great Depression, came of age in WWII, and is still making wildlife documentaries. Brits call David Attenborough a national hero, as he celebrates his 100th birthday.
https://www.npr.org/2026/05/08/nx-s1-5802305/david-attenborough-celebrates-his-100th-birthday
2 months ago
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😈Sarcastic momma and really fucking inappropriate
2 months ago
Happy May Sith, Rebels!
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Digital Brain
2 months ago
Deep-Sea Sea Pigs: Scotoplanes, the Echinoderms that Walk the Abyss at 5,000m Depth
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Just Call Me Amanda🐈⬛🐈⬛
2 months ago
We all celebrate in our own ways. If you want to glorify being trapped in a trash pit with naive AND snarky people plus a hairy dude who won't stop complaining...wait...you're on Bluesky! Of course you'll celebrate it! You're already there!
#Maythe4thBeWithYou
#StarWars
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The Obama Foundation
2 months ago
May the Fourth be with YOU, from the Obama Presidential Center. Opening June 19.
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Alex The Blue Fox 🔜 BFC
2 months ago
Spirit Airlines has officially shut down operations. Well, you know what that means...
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Rhianna Pratchett
2 months ago
Happy birthday, Dad. Wish you were here. You’d know what to do. Or at least you’d know what to write. ❤️
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Rebecca Watson
2 months ago
Let's all take a moment to enjoy watching Alex Jones have a complete and utter mental and physical breakdown over The Onion buying Infowars
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Alex Jones is Losing It Over The Onion Buying Infowars | Rebecca Watson
Alex Jones is Losing It Over The Onion Buying Infowars by Rebecca Watson on Patreon. Join Rebecca Watson's community for exclusive content and updates.
https://www.patreon.com/posts/156476978
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Caelan Conrad
2 months ago
ariel being like "i dont see how a world that makes such wonderful things could be bad" and then this fuckin carp is holding a fork 😫
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Josh Gondelman
3 months ago
I hate saying this band name out loud.
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Eileen Clancy 🧿
3 months ago
Atlantic writer sued by Kash Patel says she’s been ‘inundated’ with new sources corroborating her reporting
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Atlantic writer sued by Kash Patel says she’s been ‘inundated’ with new sources
Sarah Fitzpatrick reiterates that she stands by ‘every single word’ of her story and says the people she spoke to were ‘frightened’ by the FBI director’s alleged conduct creating a national security v...
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/kash-patel-atlantic-sarah-fitzpatrick-b2964245.html
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails)
3 months ago
Don’t know how you can say this when this is literally me
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Erin Candy 🍒🇨🇦
3 months ago
My diary from 1998 after I found Star Wars for the first time:
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My huge ass stray Scooby sitting in my lap sniffing my keyboard. Me: “Yeah, this is where the magic happens. This is where daddy writes stories about ladies.
3 months ago
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Cloaca Manifesto ☭𖤐ѧ
3 months ago
King Soggy The Moist
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Say Mistage ʕ•ᴥ•ʔノ☆
3 months ago
Khajiit has wares if you have coin
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Valorie Nichols
3 months ago
Happy National Library Week! 💙📚
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@darksidedivas.bsky.social
I like the whole package, ramblings and all.
3 months ago
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geist
3 months ago
Chloe is baby. And baby has feelings about sharing. So this morning she went to run errands with
@alansmitheejr.bsky.social
for special one on one only doggy time.
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@steveshives.bsky.social
Hey Steve, love your Trek reviews. Love that you love Deep Space 9 so much. But have you seen Deep Space 9mm by El-P? 👉🤛https://youtu.be/2Zn5o-gxtFA?si=CFVcV36YBsfB8i1E
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El-P - Deep Space 9mm (Official Video + Lyrics)
YouTube video by El-P
https://youtu.be/2Zn5o-gxtFA?si=CFVcV36YBsfB8i1E
3 months ago
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Intellectually I know the Biden Administration was a full four years, but it FEELS like a four-day weekend where we didn’t get down all the stuff we’d planned compared to this last year and a quarter.
3 months ago
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How is it that geese are horrible but goslings are adorable. They’re just doing their best. 🪿
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The rock music scene would be vastly improved if there were more songs whose only point was “What if there was a wizard?” 🧙♂️
3 months ago
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The labor librarian
3 months ago
Still thinking about this note I found in the children’s section of the public library when I worked there back in 2018. This kid tried to warn us…
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@starwarsexplained.com
In case you don’t hear it enough thanks for all the hard work the Complete Canon Timeline takes every year. It’s an annual tradition for me now.
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7/10 times it’s because I need a clean cereal bowl.
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@goldsquadrongays.bsky.social
The best ship for Rook Kast is with Barriss because their ship name would be KastOffee and that’s really cute. Sounds like two goth ladies plotting to throw the other one away.
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Hello, I am Alan Smithee Jr and I am here to review the festive popcorn bath bomb from
@jumpyjellybeanbathbombs.com
as I was asked by
@prettyvulgar.bsky.social
as I love popcorn so much. (Always kettle, nuked!)
3 months ago
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amy 🌲
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Jess Nevins
3 months ago
I shouldn't have. I really, really shouldn't have. It goes against the basic rules of librarianship. But I couldn't help it. There's a certain type of person who, when they ask if we have any books by Rush Limbaugh, makes me respond with, "Could you spell that? I'm not familiar with them."
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Hourly Foxes
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Iansidious Is
3 months ago
What do you even mean it's not in the book? Was it on a leaflet stapled to the cover? Does someone just recite the prologue next to your ear when you purchase the book? If it's written in the book, it's literally part of the book.
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geist
3 months ago
I only buy Where is Waldo books if Waldo is actually selling them and just gives me spoilers at an exclusive signing.
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Caelan Conrad
3 months ago
I do not take booktok seriously and I never will. What the fuck you mean the epilogue and prologue “aren’t part of the book/story”???????
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