“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

This is what they took from you

the “i don’t have gender dysphoria” to “oh that’s what gender dysphoria is and i have a whole lot of it” pipeline

You can't beat me, mugiwara. I'm a split-level deck-man who ate the balcony balcony fruit.

pachnelephalosaurus statue, public park, route 40, dinosaur, colorado, 1991

Today we mourn a hero

Oops! All Nut November

Goo

every time you drink water an artist draws boobs, go hydrate

Know your subgenres, Cracking open a cold one with the fellas: buddy comedy Cracking open fellas with the Cold One: dark fantasy Cracking open one fella with a cold: medical drama A cold open with one cracking fella: sitcom One cold fella with the open crack: public solo porn in winter

It’s his day.

So looks like I was right and there's various people crowing about how they were always right about Nanotyrannus because they'd seen some private specimens or their take on the data was best or special and not at all about how the weight of evidence had shifted now. It's personal opinion > science.

Happy Halloween to all the British guys dressing up as a girl as a “joke,” good luck with just buying HRT off the internet 🤷‍♀️

Started watching the Friday the 13th movies with @moondustispoison.bsky.social and my main takeaway is that I need every outfit in these movies.

Oh shit, welcome back Nanotyrannus.

now is the time and this is the place

Sending a page-long, step-by-exquisite-step fantasy to a lover, all teeth and nails and trembling, eager skin, and ending with "no worries if not!"

@moondustispoison.bsky.social isn't a fan of my Beetlejuice impression.

If you’re a slur you gotta get out in the real world and hang out with the other slurs. Even or sometimes especially if they’re not the same slur(s) as you

The trick 'r treaters are getting something special this year.

Saw a TikTok today of a woman who went to the doctor for a biopsy, and when the results came back, confidently announced that she didn't believe the results, because she had described her condition to ChatGPT, and it had a different opinion. Yeeeah. The hallucination machine is gonna kill people.

I'm half convinced Eve made this one to shoe off that strut. Go off girl.

Asking myself how many octopus women are in this city.

hey guys, i need help after being disowned for being transgender and having my car totaled in the same month if you see this please share/comment/boost thank you ❤️‍🩹 gofund.me/5c6e99e7b

Very funny to me that my friends see me as towering and indecipherable.

Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

Food should be free and anyone who stands against that should be food

i think they should keep knocking down the white house and build a big taco bell there instead. like a really big taco bell

Given the terroir of Bluesky replies since the election, I created these helpful warning signs to attach to anything you post. “Stay safe out there” - Stella

Tw: Snake Saw this little dude on a walk earlier today.

finally some good news

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"Rookie mistake" is a fucking understatement.

From the Larchives: The Rocky Horus Picture Scroll. One of my favorite works. I had the assistance of an Egyptology PhD student to translate the Time Warp phonetically. Enjoy :)

Incredible infographic at the state fair

i am going to become the fucking joker

Best thing I ever did was prioritize being hot over passing.

IF CANCEL CULTURE'S NOT REAL THEN WHY COME THE STARBUCKS LOGO CAN'T HAVE HER TITS OUT ANYMORE

I'm not looking down because I'm avoiding eye contact, I just got distracted by my tits.

AWS is down, post hog

hey sunday morning shows: don’t focus on the shit in trump’s video, ask why he’s wearing a crown and calling himself a king

I'm just so tired. The president posting an ai video of himself dropping shit on protesters isn't a last straw or anything (that happened nearly a decade ago at this point), but, like, the American experiment never should have survived long enough to get to this point.

"Vampire fiction is for tops and werewolf fiction is for bottoms" -me just now in an interview with a major magazine

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

I truly believe the democrats energy would be better spent on saying “here’s our own Project 2028 laying out how we’re going to fix the country” because “LOOK! OVER THERE! A BAD GUY! WHO I INTEND TO WORK VERY CLOSELY WITH WHEN IM ELECTED” didn’t work in 2024, 2022, 2016, or 2010.

she cubin on my missile til I cry, sis

Just had a rediculous thought. Hitachi magic wand, but made by DeWalt or makita or some other tool company but it uses the same battery standard as their drills.

Had the idea for a robot girl whose arms were manufactured by Hitachi.