If you don’t want ICE to find you, pretend you’re a clitoris.

Y'all wanna come milk the condiment creature?

Introducing new Realtime Captcha! Instead of static images of bikes and signs, you get to identify obstacles for an actual self driving car in real time as its deciding whether or not the thing in front of it is a person! better be quick now, otherwise the vehicular manslaughter is your fault!

will u accept them #mlp

Had the idea for a robot girl whose arms were manufactured by Hitachi.

Just had a rediculous thought. Hitachi magic wand, but made by DeWalt or makita or some other tool company but it uses the same battery standard as their drills.

Isnt that just how LLM's work?

Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return

I no longer have that Dawg in me, that dawg has jumped the fence, if anyone sees him plz bring him back thx

A few sample images from me and my partner's trip to Great Sand Dunes National Park (Bsky kinda doesn't like large attachments so i can only post 4 at the moment) Taken on my Fuji S2 Pro (Feat. My dusty ass CCD i forgot to clean before the trip...oops)

Me: *Looking for trip photos in bsky's interface so i can post them here from my phone* Bsky: Nah, i can only see random photos from two phones ago that got misplaced in random not-camera folders

I think @pankallisti.bsky.social may have unknowingly or otherwise cursed Our brain... I cannot stop doodling little blue eyes on random shit.... and i think i've gained at least one (1?) new fetish... Gods help me.

Sometimes i wonder what the people at the local ranges think of me. Faggy as shit trans gal rocks up with a bright pink AR pistol plastered with stickers, sets target, fires off a few strings loud and bright enough to wake the dead and flashbang god, before fucking off into the aether again

Magic Players you wanna Color your Own sol ring? Have at it:

I have realized i have shotgun hulls and some other random supplies.... i wonder if i can get a marshmallow to hit mach

I have unknowingly...or maybe knowingly specced into Artificer in real life. People come to me to fix their cars for cheap, and if left alone i will inevitably create horrific mechanical abominations beyond reason... also i'm good with a gun sometimes

Hey y'all we got a new sticker up in the shop! You can find it and all other sorts of stickers and zines at my shop linked below! doodle.gay

Since we seem to live in a cyberpunk dystopia, I'mma start acting like it, Thus i will be building a cyberdeck, dressing like a techfag lesbian brawler, augmenting my titties, and mounting armor panels and a railgun on my truck at the soonest inconvenience.

it's give trans people money day. my cashapp is $bugsmaytrix

RATS!?

Damn... i should get a sword

@shrillceiling.bsky.social Us

As am I...

Got bored (mildly high) and inspired by @pankallisti.bsky.social 's work a bit... so i started stitching eyes into my oversized stoner hoodie... eyes will continue until morale improves or i run out of space to put more

>:3

I both love and hate the assortment of mental conditions We've been bestowed with Benefits: built in friends and occasional miraculous ability to learn a totally random skill in like a couple hours Downsides: Who has memory? ? when is now? why is me!? WHY CANT DO THE THING!? help!? Did food!?

Also thought about sea-steading there for a bit... then remembered mosasaurs exist

Watching several dino shows has resulted in me getting the idea of Mesozoic homesteading stuck in my head... like... to the degree where i'm planning out battery chemistries for ev vehicles, defensive precautions, and ways to use the local flora/fauna to repair and make equipment... I may be unwell.