Tonight onstage I filled out 3 college applications.

hello @anylaurie16.bsky.social & @thefunnycarmen.bsky.social will both do sets and I will have to follow that - come see that happen. And LA peoples- you keep saying you want to see me. this will be something

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Hey! Finally have some time on my hands and going through some videos. Thanks so much to Tom Segura & Christina P & the entire Your Mom’s House family for having me on this year.

This year I’m thankful the resistance has all the great artists. Here’s 2 of the best: youtu.be/Pk5lQbI1t04?...

Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.

Hook up @brennantcomedy.bsky.social with a follow.

We don’t need to see the Epstein Files to know that Trump has been fucking all of us without consent.

Always being humbled. #comedy #comedian #funny #standupcomedy

So that’s it, then? The day is over?

if today is Sunday then this is tonight

Yay, LA!!! After the year we’ve had, from fire to ICE, we welcome a win!! #dodgers

Blue Jays still have free health care.

I love Los Angeles!!! Thank you #dodgers

Go Dodgers!!!

Yo, I went to bed during the 11th inning, fell asleep, and now I’m up and watching the game again.

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If you don’t want ICE to find you, pretend you’re a clitoris.

Like when The Empire was constructing the new Death Star.

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#NoKings #LosAngeles

It takes a lot of people to prop up Donny Diapers. #NoKings #LosAngeles

#NoKings #LosAngeles

#NoKings #LosAngeles

………to #NoKings

Follow that dinosaur………

Found a King! #CraigColeman #TheFullChargePowerHour

#NoKings #LosAngeles

#NoKings #LosAngeles

#NoKings #NoKingsLA

@maddow.msnbc.com making me happy too.

Hell Yeah, #Dodgers !!! LA had a tough year and you’ve got us feeling good. See everybody tomorrow at #NoKings

Shout out to the top 5 kings in the world, Martin Luther, Larry, Don, Stephen and Americans don't have a motherfuckin'.

iPanic. adjective. The urgency with which someone looks for a suddenly lost phone.

Bonus Full Charge Power Hour Podcasts. Every week @ericalanwendell reviews a movie. This week: “One Battle After Another” patreon.com/thefullcharge

Come see me tape my stand up special at The Comedy and Magic Club in Hermosa Beach, CA, November 22nd. Tickets at thecomedyandmagicclub.com/event/matt-f... Photo at the end: Shaun Nix

Sometimes night guy needs to leave a note for morning guy.

Rieckhoff: A vet on CNN said we haven’t fought to win in 20 years. I said, I was fighting to win. You were fighting to win. Kander: That shit pisses me off. Rieckhoff: He said he meant the generals. Which one? It’s boogeymen—and now cosplay warriors who never served join ICE to bully immigrants.

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Insane to show promote on this app BUT, if you’re in NYC and follow me, you would enjoy everyone at the show this Thursday, 10/2 at The Gutter in Brooklyn. I host this one twice a year and it rips. 9 pm, good time promised

Southern, CA! I’m taping my new comedy special at The Comedy and Magic Club November 22nd. Tickets available at www.etix.com/ticket/p/927...

Shouts out to everyone that made it through their Modest Mouse phase unscathed.

Check me at The Denver Comedy Lounge September 26th & 27th. It’s gonna’ be on. Photo by: Shaun Nix denvercomedylounge.com/comedy-shows...

Are you telling’ me I’m now a huge Charlie Sheen fan?

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The US Government is on a Bogus Journey, and Bill and Ted are on Broadway.

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