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I like this No kings rally sign

The only reason BlueSky even exists is that it's essentially Twitter methadone.

Doing my taxes. It's like, "Here's some money. Now go horrify me with it.

You wanna know what it’s like to be Gen X? The Goonies, a kid’s movie, opens with a guy hanging himself to death in a jail cell.

Maybe I’m high (I’m definitely high), but this episode of The Pitt is incredible!

Check me doing stand up comedy in Laguna Hills this Thursday the 19th. comedyintheoc.com

please listen to my appearance on DO YOU NEED A RIDE? wherein i steal a pie cooling on a Burbank windowsill

I hate when highly educated TV characters talk to the cops without a lawyer. Fucks up 80% of the television I watch. DTF is the latest.

Let him talk as long as he wants. It's his last one.

"Terrible Businessman is Terrible at Business"

We will get thru this. We reclaim our democracy and ALL our rights. We will never cave in. We will find countless ways to say “ no”to this regime. We will elect a leader who loves a free America

When guys tell each other “I’m here if you wanna’ talk,” they’re usually simultaneously walking backwards out of the room.

My wife wanted to start an Only Fans. I’m like, “Yeah, I’m your only fan. That’s the only fan you’re allowed to have. That’s the deal we made. There’s paper work.”

The President of The United States of America is convicted of sexual assault in civil court, and in The Epstein Files, and I’m over here unemployed watching my mouth making sure I don’t say anything even the least bit sexist.

Why won’t my phone make me happy?

Happy Friday The 13th!

Realistic puking in: -The Pitt: S2 Ep6 -Send Help There should be a website that is just a list of realistic vomiting scenes in movies and television.

Got called "Sir" at the weed store. So disrespectful.

I’m starting to feel like I’m in a Black Mirror episode where some paper work I signed to do Comics Unleashed in 2007 has me subject to a Truman Show type simulation in which the douche bag with a combover from The Apprentice becomes The US’s version of Kim Jong Un. Not worth the $600!

Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.

WE NEED THE LIBERAL JOE ROGAN!!!! newrepublic.com/article/2062...

Yo, Congress! Step in whenever you start to get embarrassed for our country. Not yet? Really? Cool.

“This post would basically get anyone at any other job fired immediately” -Jack White

I need a break, but I’m broke.

i'm stand-upping at the THROCKMORTON THEATRE in Mill Valley tomorrow night (Tuesday) if you're into that sort of thing

Best thing for your blood pressure is scrolling Bluesky while watching The Pitt.

I gotta' be honest, the work strike is gonna' be pretty easy for me.

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My job takes up all my time, and I’m unemployed.

Check me at The La Jolla Comedy Store Jan 28th. www.showclix.com/event/dusted...

@un.org You up?

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I can’t believe a bunch of people thought, “Let’s vote for Darth Vader.”

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Froze my ass off at the Iowa City anti-ICE rally, but it was worth it

Who would have thought the biggest piece of shit in the world would take advantage of his elected position?

You’ve already escaped an escape room before you go in one, so don’t go in one, and you don’t need to escape. But enough about the 2024 election.

CNN in Minneapolis: You can literally see someone is playing on the drum set right here outside the entrance of the hotel right now.

Fuck ICE.

I went after it this year. I found out in February that I got the venue I wanted in November for my special taping at The @comedyandmagicclub I did as many shows as I could to prepare. I knew I had to spend the time, and work out the material on the road. www.instagram.com/p/DS59tQQEo_...

The Let Them Theory is the only mental health book that encourages you to post more on social media.

There's a weekend in the middle of the week this week.

I would definitely watch the Roger Sterling spinoff sitcom.

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Tonight onstage I filled out 3 college applications.

hello @anylaurie16.bsky.social & @thefunnycarmen.bsky.social will both do sets and I will have to follow that - come see that happen. And LA peoples- you keep saying you want to see me. this will be something