Best thing for your blood pressure is scrolling Bluesky while watching The Pitt.

I gotta' be honest, the work strike is gonna' be pretty easy for me.

The Full Charge Power Hour Podcast Ep. 84 “White Christmas” youtu.be/ULA5Bbb9gyg?...

My job takes up all my time, and I’m unemployed.

Check me at The La Jolla Comedy Store Jan 28th. www.showclix.com/event/dusted...

@un.org You up?

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I can’t believe a bunch of people thought, “Let’s vote for Darth Vader.”

The Full Charge Power Hour ep. 83 is up! youtu.be/tpWnBIFURGQ?...

The Full Charge Power Hour Podcast Ep. 84 is out now! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...

Froze my ass off at the Iowa City anti-ICE rally, but it was worth it

Who would have thought the biggest piece of shit in the world would take advantage of his elected position?

You’ve already escaped an escape room before you go in one, so don’t go in one, and you don’t need to escape. But enough about the 2024 election.

CNN in Minneapolis: You can literally see someone is playing on the drum set right here outside the entrance of the hotel right now.

Fuck ICE.

I went after it this year. I found out in February that I got the venue I wanted in November for my special taping at The @comedyandmagicclub I did as many shows as I could to prepare. I knew I had to spend the time, and work out the material on the road. www.instagram.com/p/DS59tQQEo_...

The Let Them Theory is the only mental health book that encourages you to post more on social media.

There's a weekend in the middle of the week this week.

I would definitely watch the Roger Sterling spinoff sitcom.

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Tonight onstage I filled out 3 college applications.

hello @anylaurie16.bsky.social & @thefunnycarmen.bsky.social will both do sets and I will have to follow that - come see that happen. And LA peoples- you keep saying you want to see me. this will be something

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Hey! Finally have some time on my hands and going through some videos. Thanks so much to Tom Segura & Christina P & the entire Your Mom’s House family for having me on this year.

This year I’m thankful the resistance has all the great artists. Here’s 2 of the best: youtu.be/Pk5lQbI1t04?...

Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.

Hook up @brennantcomedy.bsky.social with a follow.

We don’t need to see the Epstein Files to know that Trump has been fucking all of us without consent.

Always being humbled. #comedy #comedian #funny #standupcomedy

So that’s it, then? The day is over?

if today is Sunday then this is tonight

Yay, LA!!! After the year we’ve had, from fire to ICE, we welcome a win!! #dodgers

Blue Jays still have free health care.

I love Los Angeles!!! Thank you #dodgers

Go Dodgers!!!

Yo, I went to bed during the 11th inning, fell asleep, and now I’m up and watching the game again.

The Full Charge Power Hour Podcast Ep. 77 with Mike Black and Bryan Erwin. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

If you don’t want ICE to find you, pretend you’re a clitoris.

Like when The Empire was constructing the new Death Star.

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#NoKings #LosAngeles

It takes a lot of people to prop up Donny Diapers. #NoKings #LosAngeles

#NoKings #LosAngeles

#NoKings #LosAngeles

………to #NoKings

Follow that dinosaur………

Found a King! #CraigColeman #TheFullChargePowerHour

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