RFK Jr. Greets Trick-Or-Treaters With Big Bowl Of Ape Glands https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-greets-trick-or-treaters-with-big-bowl-of-ape-glands/

The government is in full shutdown and the Republicans are refusing to call the House back into session. Want to know why? Because we have secured the final vote on releasing the Epstein Files and they don’t want it out. Call GOP and tell them to swear in @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social.

At a more personal level, lemme say... "To the public servants who really work so hard and wake up with a sense of mission and purpose, I just want to say: I see you. And I'm grateful for you."

I'm Harry Jarin. I'm a small business owner and a volunteer firefighter. I'm running for Congress in Maryland's 5th district against Steny Hoyer, the longest-tenured Democrat in Congress, who's been in the seat since 1981 - before most of us were born! Check out our launch video, "Tough Questions."

The last political column I was allowed to write in the @washingtonpost.com was a criticism of Obama. His people took issue with my piece, but we were respectful. Now he is tweeting in support of me. This is how free political speech and respect for debate *actually works*. Or used to work.

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

Slightly diminish a band: The Three Tops

Share one of your favorite movie characters

Cpt: Sisko 1st: Data Sec: Tuvok Com: Uhuru (Kelvin Timeline) Eng: LaForge Med: M'benga Nav: Ortegas

@kasulke.co Just finished your book. Loved it! I need to talk about Lydia though.

Great movie. Jeffrey Wright has one scene and he's absolutely amazing.

March 1st '87 at the Cap Centre. This was part of the build-up to Steamboat-Savage at WM III. I was nine.

Post your favorite Doctor Who, wrong answers only

Pro wrestlers should be eligible for Emmy consideration.

I’m a thousand percent certain, as always, that they’re not talking about black Christians here - of which there are many and who studies still show are much more religious than the American public as a whole. I wonder what it is about white Christians that leaves so many so skeptical? Hmmmmm.

Describe Yourself in 3 Aliens

We don’t play about our ancestors and we were raised not to disrespect our elders. Our elders and ancestors did more to make this raggedy country live up to its ideals than anyone dragging them on a smartphone.

Post a great SCI-FI villain

Who works at DOGE? Our new tracker: projects.propublica.org/elon-musk-do...

For the next time someone says, "His voters didn't want this." wapo.st/4guIvSN

I am so tired of finding out when I was not the one who fucked around.

Dan Campbell seeing Kevin O’Connell in Cancun two weeks after saying “see you in two weeks”

Bodie Broadus (TV Division) Private Mellish (Film Division) Jackie Welles (Game Division)

Can someone give me a shout when Hulu is back up?

I just hit 2k followers AND it’s Friday! I’m giving away 10 audiobook copies of Celestial Elementals!!! Like and Reskeet for an entry!!! Let’s Go!!!! #BlackBookSky #BookSky #NewBooks #Books

Age yourself with a movie you saw in theaters as a kid.

That New Day segment was incredible. I felt like they were dragging the break-up out, but that segment was 100% worth the build. Those three are magic together, even when it's heartbreaking. #WWERaw

It's time for a throwback thread, going back to Twitter in June of 2018. "Philip K Dick's sequel to The Man in the High Castle was universally panned when published posthumously and against the late author's wishes."

Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.

This piece wound up having fewer people read it than I’d hoped when it went up tbh — but I get the feeling that it’s the right people who are reading it

Always 💖 Don't make me tap the sign