Oh sweetheart, you think we wanna stop at just DOUBLING?

If Knicks win the title, Mamdani gets to be Mayor for Life. Those are the rules.

I had an older co-worker ask me why millennials were so cynical all the time this afternoon

A virulent form of misogyny has drawn together an unlikely constellation of pastors, posters, podcasters, and senators, @helenlewis.bsky.social writes. She spoke to some of the most prominent voices in "masculinism": theatln.tc/aECnZzN7 🎨: Liz Hart

If your brain timeline after learning about the White House Correspondents' Dinner assassination attempt was anything like mine, I have just the article for you

Underrated comment in the Discussion Chat on this one: "It's worth noting that this event celebrating the First Amendment was interrupted by the Second Amendment."

I wrote about Donald Trump v. The Pope

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that the word wasn't "mess".

Today is one of the most important days in humanity’s long history.

Our very stupid and annoying "Pope" is at it again. He should drive his dumb little car up his own fucking ass. Fuck you! - The President

Happy Surrender and Freedom Day! On April 9, 1865, Robert E. Lee and the Army of Northern Virginia surrendered to Ulysses S. Grant and the Army of the Potomac. home.nps.gov/apco/planyou...

Imagine being a moderate Republican and getting outflanked on decency, morality, and basic humanity by these four nutters

I guess we're just waiting around to see if this demented psychopath kills everyone: defector.com/i-guess-were...

The jokes write themselves at this point.

Classic bully move to "intimidate" your lap dogs. Unfortunately, this will backfire rather quickly after Trump shits his diaper and they move to end oral arguments and continue on a Teams call later.

Wichita State scored two major offseason wins Monday as Dillon Battie and T.J. Williams both announced they’re returning for next season.

I don't think the general public is ready for a third Dune movie. Folks, it's gonna get REAL weird, REAL fast.

Truly a perfect news alert

Cookin today

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

This will definitely work.

complete insanity

"We are dealing now with an allegation that the president of the US raped and sexually assaulted a child and is now using his DOJ to try to cover that up." If you want to understand latest Epstein revelations, @leahlitman.bsky.social explains them clearly on our pod: newrepublic.com/article/2070...

I've never been more seen.

I wrote about how they're getting away with it

justice and accountability yes of course but also I want our lick back

A brief, recent history of the Washington Post: 1- Trump wins in 2024. 2- Bezos and minions make series of Trump-friendly changes to paper. 3-Readership tanks. 4- Bezos and minions fire tons of employees while telling them the audience just doesn't like what they're doing.

Really couldn't care less about the Mistborn saga (too YA for my taste) but PLEASE don't mess it up or threaten the Stormlight show in any way.

4/ DHS must pinky swear that they will do it this time

"Maybe if you watched BOTH sides in the media landscape" The landscape:

Go get 'em, @naterussmill.bsky.social!

They’re proud of their impunity and capacity to kill witnesses. They see the killing of Renee Good not as a murder but as a righteous act meant to terrorize others into submission.

Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey on the ICE involved shooting: “They are already trying to spin this as an action of self defense. Having seen the video myself, I want to tell everybody directly: That is bullshit.”

“Many (J6er's) are barely holding on mentally, emotionally, and financially. To pretend otherwise is a lie.”

everyone involved in this should’ve been sued into the ground but instead will learn absolutely nothing from it because they got away with giving weak apologies

It sounds like comically specific hyperbole but it is verifiably true that in the same year Elon Musk predicted fully autonomous taxis serving half the nation, what actually happened was his chatbot became a pedophile

I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?

🤮

There is nothing, and I mean NOTHING I want to see less than my "Uber Eats Wrapped".

Phew.

Oh good, glad we cleared that up.

Honest to god who is watching these movies

Amazing. The man isn't even mayor yet but he's already solving our trash problems.

oh the humanity

NEWS: Old white man (seen below arguing that Matlock was a MAN in his day) lights money on fire to make sure his status is never threatened.

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Been following this guy on TikTok for a while. Two things are important here. 1. He's hilarious. 2. This is blatant disregard for the First Amendment. Which I know isn't surprising anyone at this point but it needs to be repeated.