Refs broke up a brewing goalie fight. Booooo refs!

In the midst of the free world collapsing, there's some good damn basketball on tonight y'all

This is next level! 💥

my hobbies, you ask? oh, i like to use mesh bags to create frankensoaps from all the leftover slivers

“What are you going to wear today?” Sunscreen and the weight of everyone else’s expectations.

i no longer respect the hustle. in 2025 i respect those who nap, goof off, and seek the easiest way to accomplish a task

I thought I’d pop back in for a second, but then I found myself blocking around 20 people solely for celebrating the fact that a 7-year-old drowned in Kentucky in the flooding. And a lot of them were mutuals with a lot of my mutuals. Yeehaw.

Thank god for the posts that are so dumb they make you decide to stop scrolling.

Hopefully Ted Lasso season 4 will finally teach America to take care of each other. If anyone can do it it's Ted.

My butt is so big I was looking for my glasses for a solid 20 min before I realized I was sitting on them

No amount of executive orders can make us cease to exist.

share.newsbreak.com/bme4kx29 How sad. Indiana wants to stop free books for kids. #FUINDIANA

Dark Pence is back.

President Volodymyr Zelenskyy is not a dictator. He is a champion of democracy, freedom and truth.

🗣️ @aoc.bsky.social out fighting for the people & federal workers: “Every day our job is to wake up and say ‘what can I do today?’ — There is no act too small. Every action matters.” 🇺🇸

No, but if you’re looking for one, I am aware of a guy you work with that was indicted four times and convicted of thirty-four felonies.

Just to add to the hypocritical and privileged RFK Jr—guests coming to his holiday party in 2021 were urged to be vaccinated, and he blamed that on his wife, actress Cheryl Hines.

I can't wait until Cheryl Hines puts something new out so I can boycott it.

mustaches are just curtain bangs for the mouth.

Ever have a poop so big you feel a bit lonely afterwards?

Naked and Afraid this recipe won’t turn out well

i didn't care about sports but now i'm a Blazers fan

i have been reading the hobbit to my kids and it brings me no shortage of pleasure that they are both really into it

we’ve been talking about scurvy in my household and how scars can start to reopen and now all i can think about is my cesarean scar and my uterus just plopping onto the floor

Sometimes I think about how I grew up in the Satanic Panic and Satan STILL hasn't given me the race car I asked for as a kid.

Amen 💯

35 mm photographers know the pain

It took me a long time to start listening to Jimi Hendrix because I could only find recordings by The Jimi Hendrix Experience and who wants to listen to a cover band

Butthole Diaries

doing another day at my gay, disabled job to make the government mad

Schoolhouse Rock is going to have to remake its cartoon on how a bill becomes a law.

who called it girl dinner and not the female graze.

I’m at the vet and my cat is giving me “I hate your stinkin guts” eyes from his carrier. I better sleep with one eye open tonight.

America:

Your email finds me spewing split pea soup with my head on backwards

Take me back to when everyone was losing their minds over Left Shark.

Hello to all my Bluesky🦋 family. I'm ba-aaack! I'm in London at the moment, but will be home soon. One question for you: Anybody miss me? Please like this post even if you didn't. Thanking you in advance, Mar🐫 🙏 ♥️ 👍

costco nailed it. every business should serve hotdogs near checkout. imagine suckin’ on a glizzy in bob’s discount furniture while testin’ out a recliner, or guzzlin’ a footlong at footlocker while awkwardly staring at everyone’s feet