“We saw you from across the bar”

In 2019, my therapist said to me “You’ve had a tough year, but I think 2020 is going to be your year” 😭💀

Literally feel so grateful to live in MA

‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet: “Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”

Anyone have a spare $1200? 😭

Important takeaway: I'm never going to apologize for a typo in an email again.

Someone cooked fish in the break room at work, and someone else tried to cover the smell up with Lysol spray, but now it just smells like fish and Lysol 😭

Northern Lights 6”x6” oil

hardest decision ive ever had to fucking make in this game dude. fuck. shit.

Here's an absolutely deranged marketing campaign for the 1949 rerelease of The Wizard of Oz

senate twink getting fucked in the senate was actually a metaphor for all of us

Schumer can be removed from his Dem leadership role this week - 23 Dems (and/or independents) just have to vote to depose him And they should, given this is his fault.

even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people

Every gay relationship has the bf who posts online constantly and the bf who hardly ever posts

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If you have Peacock, you have access to Mrs. Davis, so if you haven't seen it yet do yourself a favor and watch Betty Gilpin be incredible for 8 episodes 🤌

I am honestly sick of being told — at a university FFS — that we need to ‘embrace’ this profoundly unethical and irresponsible technology.

Setting aside whether the ecocidal mass psychosis plagiarism machine deserves government funding, the audacity to even ask for such a thing as millions literally face starvation because that same administration refuses to open the government or release emergency funds.

twink notetaking app suspiciously absent…

Cannot emphasize enough how much I wanted to be Miss Piggy when I grew up as a lil gay boy

“Cole Escola is writing a Miss Piggy film” sounds like it was designed in a lab specifically to make me cum for a month straight, oh my god this is EVERYTHING

New Yorkers in January

Work is slow today

Wow if Zohran can do that, maybe I, a fellow Millennial, can also run for office (immediately has emotional breakdown attempting to organize a potluck)

I was in NYC for two day like three weeks ago so part of my brain is like “omg that’s my mayor we did it guys 🥹” 😭😭😭

Prance my queen!

Can’t believe Dick Chaney couldn't even last four days into No Nut November

let the I’ve Had It ladies lead the 2027 treason and war crime tribunals I’m so serious

Worth noting among the good news tonight that Michelle Wu beat millionaire Josh Kraft (son of Patriots owner Robert Kraft) for mayor of Boston - though she handily beat his ass in the Sept primary and ran unopposed 😌 www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

Jonathan Bailey being correctly picked as Sexiest Man Alive was a precursor to all these amazing election and ballot wins tonight

ANTI-TRANS POLICIES ARE NOT WINNING POLICIES!!!

Don't forget that Zohran Mamdani spent his entire campaign standing proudly beside the trans community. He went to trans rights rallies just to show support. He proudly waved trans rights flags without hesitation. He refused to back down in support of trans rights. That makes me happy.

if you didn't follow the VA governor race you didn't know that Earle-Sears ran like a billion anti-trans campaign ads and Spanberger didn't flinch or pull a Newsom. going all-in against trans people is a losing move, especially when the federal government has made harming and killing us a priority.

I hope that Zohran’s win shows Dems that throwing trans people to the wolves is not a winning policy. First mayor of NYC to post a video highlighting the trans community’s importance while Sophie plays in the background 🥹🥹🥹

The lesson here is have good principles and stand on them. Stand for something that isn't power!

At this point, anyone—a university, a law firm, a corporation, a Democrat—bending the knee to Trump is doing it because they want to, not because of any political reality.

it never feels right when something good happens. we aren’t supposed to have hope at all

[in a way I haven't truly meant it all year] nice

Bluesky rn

this is very difficult for me to say but: great job new york city you're amazing

historic: zohran mandani becomes new york’s first hot mayor

Zohran won AND the current mayor of my town in MA beat the weird MAGA dude running a write-in campaign. Hell fucking yeah

WASHINGTON (AP) — Democrat Zohran Mamdani wins New York City mayor’s race.

on a momentous election day i am thinking of the guy who sent this legendary wrong number text

Today is #ElectionDay in 39 states across the country. Know your voting rights! Images: When We All Vote

You can kinda tell he’s the first openly gay SMA because a lot of the photos in this shoot were shot in a way that’s much more how you would photograph a straight guy trying to appeal to straight women, so I appreciate that they at least included one of him sucking off a popsicle for us f*gs