Extremely normal and fine for a company to put this in a public statement

OpenAI: We’re burning money like the Joker. A miracle needs to happen for us to turn a profit Microsoft: Please please use our AI systems, we’re teetering on the edge here Anthropic: I wonder what’ll kill us first: lawsuits, regulations or model collapse Media and universities: AI is here to stay

has anyone done this yet

It’s literally this joke from Parks and Rec

I think it would be Very Funny if the Pope personally excommunicated JD Vance before his book on converting to Catholicism comes out

Coworker and I excitedly talking about different rain sound YouTube videos to fall asleep to like we’re some kind of Rain Sommeliers. What flavor of neurodivergence is this?

HOUSTON (AP) — Artemis II’s astronauts return to Earth, ending a record-breaking trip around the moon with a splashdown in the Pacific.

What the fuck is wrong with people???

I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine

Everyone around him in this government are actively failing The Trolley Problem btw

In Korea, when the president declared martial law after midnight and erected barricades in Seoul, congressional reps from all parties ran into the streets, yanked ak47s from the army at the barricades, broke down the locked door to Congress, repealed the martial law order, and arrested the president

Love that I still have to go to my stupid little job while the president threatens imminent nuclear annihilation. Love capitalism.

I’ve never seen The Pitt, but according to my feeds it’s about a hot daddy doctor and his sad twink boyfriend

Bully boosters!

There’s a church that I pass sometimes that has the same trains flag that RuPaul tweeted by mistake instead of the trans flag years ago, and I really need to know if they made this same mistake as Ru or if they’re actually making a niche reference only certain lgbt people would get lmao

when the Friday hits so Good

BREAKING NEWS: Kristi Noem’s husband, Bryon Noem, has just received a deal to star in his own reality TV series. It will be called “My Life on the Double-D List”

okay but this is a good april fools video because the bit lasts for 1 second

I’ve never been more happy with my life! My health is amazing, my depression is gone, my friends are always checking on me, I have a great support system, my career is going well, I have no more debt, and I love being alive! April Fools! ….. ☹️

Let’s not forget. Today is for him.

The dog was clearly added with AI for the joke. This is not the original photo, which you can see in the original article. Look at the door that obviously makes no sense. Stop falling for and sharing AI images - it erodes the truth.

Is there a drag king named Sir Cole Jerk or no

Today, MSF is going public with something we've been fighting behind closed doors for months: Gilead will not sell us their new HIV drug, lenacapavir. The sticking point isn't even price, they just refuse to sell. Open letter linked + explainer 🧵1/ www.doctorswithoutborders.org/latest/gilea...

yes the bsky AI feeds thing is boo AI we hate etc etc, but it’s not the same as grok generating CSAM/other heinous imagery and to argue/conflate the two as being the same can only be viewed as bad faith, actually!

TRUMP RUINED BAD TASTE John Waters at #NoKings in Provincetown (Pic via petermarietoto on X)

Alternate timeline where Tetsuya Nomura became a well-known designer for drag queens

should I kms profmusgrave.github.io/anotherday/

You really shouldn’t say that something's gay when you mean it's bad, it's insulting. What if every time something was bad, everybody said, “That’s so Governor who personally dismantles homeless encampments rather than addressing the housing crisis in their state”

Elizabeth Banks

And please miss me with the usual "you people and your purity tests"/"we have to meet people where they are" responses. If you think not making fun of gay people is a purity test, I know all I need to about you. And if you think this is meeting people where they are, you need to meet more people.

Speak for ALL of us Grant! 🤡

Tomodachi Life has no filter in it btw

Here is my pride flag everybody! I hung one up yesterday in my office at Boston University, as they seek to enforce and defend a policy of removing them (along with other banners in public view, they say). This is a small act of love for my corner of the world, in a dark time. This flag goes deep.

“Man up” and “just accept it” coming from the ex-CEO of a company now infamous for a massive scandal of sexual harassment and discrimination against women. I have to laugh

"Oh i dont have any budgets, that's why i used AI as placeholder voices, images and musics" ❌WRONG❌ Slay The Spire 2, the MOST anticipated roguelike deckbuilder of the year, uses these silly scribbles as placeholder arts, and they are 1000 times more charming than any slop those will ever produce.

Sorry, but why do people care so much about some rich nepo brat not getting to see some other celeb eating breakfast in their hotel?

me after a lil tequila soda

Bluesky every Friday

Chuck Norris Fact: that bitch is dead.

Democratic consultants: To replicate Mamdani’s success with the young people we must appeal to their short attention spans with memes and TikTok Mamdani (actual quote): In the fifth century in what we now know as Ireland, a British warlord named Coroticus had laid waste to the countryside

Genuinely horrifying and dangerous

The people of Kilika beg to differ

Literally nobody is doing it like him, but everybody should be. Absolutely incredible.