This is awesome

Yankees had a 8.47 ERA in the ALDS. That's the worst ERA in any single postseason series in franchise history.

George Springer would play shirtless if he could.

“Start spreading the news, bitches!!” I love John Schneider

*reaches for my brown paper bag labelled HOFFMAN* HERE WE GO

Don’t hurt our boy!!

Buck gives zero fucks that he can’t say “Schlittler.”

Wife: Fuck the Yankees! Me: Hey maybe let’s don’t yell “Fuck the Yankees” with the windows open. m Wife, louder: FUCK THE YANKEES! Guy walking by outside: FUCK THE YANKEES!

I hope he gets so many pumpkin strips.

One of life’s constants.

Let’s go Phillies!!

Trey Yesavage pitching like a man who wants the Yankees to be Canada's 11th province.

Vladdy GRAND SLAM!! #WANTITALL #BlueJays

Trey Yesavage today: 31 swings 18 misses That 58% whiff rate is the highest in a postseason game under pitch tracking (2008), min 25 swings

The Blue Jays scored 20 consecutive runs between Yankees runs They’re the first team in postseason history to score 20 consecutive runs within a series h/t @EliasSports

Teams that Trey Yesavage has beaten in professional baseball this year: - Fort Myers Mighty Mussels - Clearwater Threshers - Tri-City Dust Devils - Hartford Yard Goats - the New York Yankees in the MLB Postseason

Trey Yesavage: “I was sitting in there thinking about the comment I made the other day, that I’m built for this. I thought… I’d better back this up.” #BlueJays

This is now a Trey Yesavage fan account.

DAAAA YANKEES LOSE

Yankees and Sox going to 3 games.

No matter what sport it is, moments like this always get me. So awesome.

"If we lose hope, we're doomed." We must continue Dr. Jane Goodall's mission and all fight for the future of the planet.

I love how they reset stats for the playoffs because this ERA is epic

Starting Tuesday, Yankees and Red Sox will play at Yankee Stadium for the right to travel to Toronto and play the Blue Jays in the ALDS next weekend. Blue Jays have never played Yankees or Red Sox in the playoffs before. That’ll change starting Saturday.

Let’s go O’s!

LOL

I love winning editions of Jays Talk. Gausman is a beast.

Jays win!! (Never in doubt). Let’s go Houston!

Thinking of how long it takes the GO train to get from Exhibition to Union. 🐢

You: I'm only 39, I have my whole life ahead of me Sports broadcaster: here comes George Springer, he's 35. A miracle.

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

Every night, I say a little prayer before I fall asleep.

bragging about being a giant pussy is integral to the conservative mindset

I just can’t believe our Reichstag Fire is the Big Balls Beatdown.

Something really cool from TikTok I’ve never seen before: Joan Jett in full Orioles dress practicing with the team. Does anyone have context on when this is from? My guess would be like the late 70s?

And to my grandchildren I leave 37 plastic bags full of plastic bags

I love the Scots.

(•_•) <) )╯ BEST / \ (•_•) \( (> RECORD / \ (•_•) <) )╯ IN BASEBALL / \ #BlueJays

The Blue Jays are the best team in baseball.

Keep the pressure up on the Epstein files long enough, and before you know it, we'll have universal healthcare.

The most interesting fact about Hulk Hogan is that as a kid in France, Andre the Giant sometimes got driven to school by playwright Samuel Beckett

when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet

WU-TANG FOREVER 👐🏽