The process of upgrading my wardrobe is always a fun time. Especially when you find random sales

Bro the first episode of the It show was WILD. Way crazier than I was expecting. This whole season bout to be disrespectful lmao

I love seeing black men and women just being happy and safe

Hits a little different when I’m wondering if I’ll be getting a paycheck this week 🫠 open.spotify.com/track/5oEgPv...

Simply watching this gave my anxiety

LOCKED IN!

*Kendrick voice* IT’S NOT ENOUGH

I’m gonna always play at least two Meek songs on days I’m tryna hit the PRs open.spotify.com/track/3dNFEY...

“Is this safe?” I ask as I alternate sips between an energy drink and a coffee

I’m mesmerized

The way to start the week is with heavy lifts and classic music open.spotify.com/track/7uSsHb...

Fatherhood is putting Miss Rachel on the tv and football on your phone lol

At no point in this sentence was it possible to predict what the next word would be

I have so many judgments 😤 Homegirl almost got mollywopped by the flying rapunzel because she has no situational awareness don't know what that aerial attack looked like in his head, but it didn't translate into reality well 2 broke hands probably means you typically do sht you shouldn't be doing

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I also do not think Tom Brady is very good an an announcer but very few people have less of a "I can't stand listening to this guy" leg to stand on than Skip Bayless

Horror movies are great, but a good horror novel?? Hits different

Dawg some of the comments on Master Chef when they rip on the bottom dishes would make me want to never touch a dish again

sending your person p*rn that you wanna recreate with them is a love language.

I want to root for Russell Wilson but he makes it really damn hard with passes like that lmao

That’s a toupee A duvet is that French egg meal you can bake with cheese or fruit

Call it "DISS MISSED"

I really spent the last hour or so debating in my head how the 4 thrones setup at the end of the first Narnia book would’ve led to an inevitable succession crisis and possible civil war no matter what they came up with. In this essay I will—

I was in the chair and Folded came on. Tell me why my barber paused for a moment then went “this song hits different if you’ve had to pick up your clothes before” 😂😂

White supremacy is a hell of a drug.

I love a good dirty mackin R&B song

just guess

“If you ask her, she gon say yeah.”

i stopped listening after she said she don’t shower after pilates. ik all those pta moms talk about her in their gcs saying “i can smell her she’s here” “oh here come earring back eleanor”

Instagram lowkey makes me hate following new people. I really don’t want to have a marathon of all their posts over the last two weeks

Both Jt and Young Thug had the streets rooting for them while they were locked up but chose to come home and make complete asses of themselves. I miss when felons came home with strong upper bodies and malnourished legs and a broad vocabulary to use incorrectly.

This is why I assume everything on the internet is a lie for attention

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This entire album is incredibly underrated open.spotify.com/track/7AyHFc...

Looked at my data collections for state-backed activity. If the report were a picture:

Excerpts from the GC:

Thinking about when I was reading the Bernard Cornwell King Arthur books while playing the Hans Zimmer soundtrack in the background. Might need to run that back

When my therapist said I needed to stop thinking of my household maintenance as something I could “finish” it really changed my brain

This game brings out the Gordon Ramsey in folks lmao

First time watching anything live on prime and this option to buy whatever is being advertised in that moment is nefarious af

Love when they get in the booth to talk their shit letsgooo

Bro I don’t think I have an R&B instrumental I love more than Confessions part 2. Easily top 3 beat

*Phresher voice* Who raising these niggas?? Who praising these niggas???

Keeping the perspective after days like this open.spotify.com/track/7wdzLe...