An 18-1 run is INSANE

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Me turning on my ESPN app

Planning on dipping out of work early in the near future for a batting cage trip with the boys. It’s what we deserve

Bars

We couldn’t ask my parents what a word meant unless we went looked for it in the dictionary first lol when my 11 year old asks me now, before I send him to the dictionary I say “using the context of the sentence, what should it mean?” I think that’s more helpful. Context tells you a lot.

I just got an ad for the shoe with Klarna installment payments featured . They said “you too broke for this shoe? Let us help you” 😂😂😂 Dawg RELAX. This is crazy!! Loll

Man I’m too much for these niggas, and three much for these hoes open.spotify.com/track/56ehF3...

Listening to Star Wars soundtrack while reading sci-fi >>>>

They can confirm deez nuts!! they don’t run shit at my game nights!!!

Raising a 3 year old boy is really just spending every five minutes going “don’t do that or you’ll hurt yourself” or every 10 minutes going “yeah that hurt didn’t it? That’s why we don’t do that”

Finishing the workout with flutter kicks until muscle failure cuz idk I’m a masochist I guess

The way I approach leg days you’d think I legitimately hate myself and enjoy pain lmao

We need more Luigi’s out here 🤧

Birch forest in Finland. Full moon night.🙂

Nah, you gotta fight yo kids after this brutality! Fight back my nigga! 😭😭😭

Insomnia kicking my ass. Let’s see how much this Raye album hits

If u would’ve told me in 2014 that all of YMCMB would be VOLUNTARILY goin out very sad in completely unrelated ways, I wouldn’t believe u

Feeling a random urge to rewatch the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. Man I really wish Disney had finished the whole series

These bills damn sure don’t believe in imposter syndrome

Something something, die and be a hero

Joyce Byers somewhere: my boysss

I never watched the later seasons of Modern Family but I just know I’m gonna be pissed off when Haley chooses Derek. ANDY WAS PERFECT

If I can’t be weird around you, you’re not my people

The Baltimore accent is second to none man 😭😭😭 WHATCHEW THINK ITS GON PADUECE?

I always laugh at Dru Hill songs when they’re all doing their thing and Sisqo’s there just screaming his own name. I know I’d be pissed off

Couples that lift together stay together #BlackSkyFitness

Lmfaoooooooooooooo bitch!!!! This felt like a scene in a horror movie I swear 😭😭😭😭😭

I’ve watched this video hella times and here’s my conclusion. White people ain’t got no rhythm. No wonder they the evil of the world 😂😂 (Also these boys snapped)

Wine, wings, and a good book. Ideal Friday night for my washed ass

One of my homies and I used to have a hand shake that involved hand seals. In my defense, we were in middle school

Nostalgia’s as dangerous a drug as any

That and it needs to be protections again screen recording or screen shotting any material labeled sensitive. Try to screenshot Netflix on your phone the whole screenshot is black. We need that.

Titties gonna heal the world

New look at the Artemis II Eclipse 🌑 You can also see Venus to the left

What’s the point of hitting “snooze suggested posts for 30 days” when you just gonna put them back up in a week? IG gives me a headache man

In lighter news, shoulder day got me feeling myself a bit #BlackSkyFitness

Bum ass HOA up here polluting my email talmbout a “violation” over some damn weeds in my yard. Don’t even do anything in the neighborhood but collect fees

I’m with the Corgi… Fuck performing.

I may have a problem. My specified playlists are more narrowed down, by my overall likes?? Sitting at 9,966

Fresh cut = media update

It gets to a point where the IG meme pages just get annoying. Especially when they just start recycling shit

yo this shit is hilarious lmaoooo

I would like you to join me in taking a breather. ✨A break from doom scrolling, if you will✨ This video is too long so I just included the best part…when Robert Plant cries,I cry 🥹 Heart’s tribute to Led Zeppelin ft. John Bonham’s son on drums.

Gohan clears every time. And that’s including Future Trunks

Hitting 2.5 body weight for back squats is cool and all until you take those first steps away from the rack 😵‍💫