This interview in Vanity Fair came out in 2010, and this exchange from it has lived rent-free in my head ever since.

I swear the literal moment I open my door to get a package a bigass bug flies in. Makes me want to crash out fr

Love Island no context

And it happened a second time! I got some stills too! They'll be better edited versions later. 🪶

Nothing but respect for my queen. Rhaenyra “Murder on my Mind” Targaryen #HOTD

Me listening to that new Rick Ross track

You never realize how much of a system you have until you have to explain it to someone for when you’re gone

Unlocking new versions

Some Sunday Black Boy Joy

I try to tell folks and I'm viewed as some zealot. You have to do the work. AI will fail you every time and it harms communities. I had to discuss this in a professional setting again last week. And of course the AI failed just as predicted. 🫩

Put on Sesame Street for the 3yo but I was definitely tuned in when it turned out to be an Elmo vs Rocco episode

Just finished the Fifth Season by N. K. Jemisin and safe to say I’m obsessed

I need to get back on the Star Wars shows. I’m behind af

Nothing makes me want to spend tonight getting drunk than handling a potty-training 2 year old all day 😮‍💨

Me:

This is crazy to me

Bro I passed out at like 10:30 Friday night, and here I am Sunday night wired as a mf. This ain’t it at all lol

LMFAOOO

If I had to choose a theme song for #LoveIslandUSA it’d be this. Y’all are entertainingly ANNOYING open.spotify.com/track/5KmYUF...

I love when Black people say “there go your friend” and you look up and it’s somebody you hate

*Outkast voice* damn, daaaamn, DAAAAAMN, JAAAAAAMES

Listen… this is for BLACK PEOPLE so all others sit this out…. I’m T I R E D of us allowing scamming ass businesses and people to run amuck in our community all because we wanna support everybody Black. Harriet Tubman knew she HAD TO leave some of them negros behind. There’s a REASON FA DAT.

I tell you what, y'all gon leave that baby alone....

It costs twenty bucks to look at a grocery store and they’re like you know what, let’s blame the smartphone

This car rolled up and the dudes inside really tried to have a Boondocks-style nigga moment hollering when they tried to cut me off at the drive thru. Except I’m cruising right past into the mobile section. Have fun waiting in line

Industry writers deserve so much more.

Wall sits while I scroll on bluesky and listen to three songs straight cuz I’m feeling a little psychotic at the end of this workout

I'm not mature enough for "meat stick purveyor"

“Your lack of effort is an insult to those who believe in you”

In 2026 we have to stop taking posts at face value. This is the answer to two separate questions.

I’ve got no business feeling this drained after a singular day back at work smh

Lil baby, fuck you.

should be illegal that I have to sleep. too many things I want/need to get done every day

Stop acting surprised when good things happen to you. How dare you. Thats bad manners act like you’ll Be here again ok Expect it Thank me later

Time to unlock new levels at this morning lift open.spotify.com/track/3ki0r6...

Finally got a haircut after 4 weeks. Lowkey feel like a new man

Turn this up! Had a conversation with my parents a few months ago about this. They are making the same decisions they made over twenty years ago. I will not be responsible for righting their wrongs.

Kingdom Hearts is truly the goat when it comes to chill background music in its levels

Didn’t even give him a chance before she started putting them to work 😂

God do not be in the room when y’all making gospel remixes of popular songs. I’m sure he’s like

Life is too short to let someone else tell you how much cream and sugar is acceptable in your coffee.

I might as well stop playing. I’ve officially peaked lol

Letsgooo I just went 72-10, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=ITT...

You sent bananas and watermelon. Mr. Keyshawn Davis sent the ancestors' fury down your our ass 😂

there no such thing as too much spongebob memes

😂😂😂😂😂😂

“IT SMELL LIKE BITCH IN HERE” - SGA walking into the locker room, probably