Gathering info on where someone travels and eats frequently isn’t a safety concern?

"Moonlight Sonata" by @gdbee.bsky.social

2 minute songs are not cutting it. Get back in the booth nigga you not done

Haven’t felt any new aches and pains so far, so my first day as a 30 year old is going well

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

Dawg the fact that the Welcome to Derry finale is setting up for such a beautiful ending but still has 20 minutes left is STRESSING ME OUT

The internet is now absolutely *jam packed* with AI slop, endless reams of videos and articles and images. We achieved infinite monkeys on infinite typewriters and so I ask: where is Hamlet? Perhaps art was more than letters and pixels after all. Who knew?

Stop looking for these white “prestigious” institutions for approval and/or acknowledgment. They don’t even approve of themselves majority of the time, so how they gonna recognize greatness?

My son had eaten not even an hour ago and I told him we weren’t stopping to get food….We drove past a billboard that says “ 1 in 5 children experiences hunger” and this boy says “And I’m the 6th one” 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Not since Bobbins has someone enjoyed their job this much as a theme park interactive character.

Just watched a compilation video of Elmo being frustrated with Rocco and I’m pretty sure that beef is older than I am 😂😂

Malfoy would really say “Potter” like yt ppl say “Black” when talking about us 🤣

“I like my top laid back”- TI, 2006

I know my story gets better because I know the author

After the terrible twos comes the talkative threes and there is ZERO filter 😂

“Gamers aren’t buying games anymore.” says the triple A gaming studios who have started using AI, cut corners and various amounts of writers and illustrators who made their releases worth playing, and are just reusing and repackaging past titles… 🙄

I can do nothing but laugh at this point smdh

the last time LeBron James didn’t score 10 points in a game before tonight was January 5, 2007 he is at worst 1B to MJ’s 1A depending on how you value peak but I don’t think there’s any argument against LeBron having the best overall career in nba history

Prince popping up and showing niggas youtu.be/6SFNW5F8K9Y?...

"Black liberation" in the headline of an article with an ai cover image on a site that supports nazis

Me when the #WelcomeToDerry intro song starts playing

Lol damn idk who Emily Murdoch is but she really up here stealing Winnie the Pooh lines 😂

Me to my cat when he was puking up a bunch of shit he had no business eating (namely hair ties and birthday decorations)

I want to make one thing clear tho. Getting to a place where you CAN pay for any lifestyle that woman wants is ABSOLUTELY a flex. Save the Whataboutisms. And save your incel anger cause you CAN'T 🌚

Rappers used to get shot over this shit but sure, drake getting called a pedo and Nicki getting called a druggie who married a rapist is gonna “ruin the culture”

Me any time I see a sale for a new watch

“Now I gotta give a shoutout to Seagram’s gin. Cuz I drink it, and they payin me for it!”

"thou shalt not have false idols" or whatever Moses said

I like doing outdoorsy shit and then I watch Alone and see people who enjoy tf out of it and how much they hate regular living…..y’all got it

James Bond supervillains threaten to blow up the world with their big laser unless you pay them a trillion dollars. Real American supervillains embed themselves in the economy and threaten to cause a depression unless you subsidize their sex robots and the weird chatbots they use to avoid humans.

The NFL scriptwriters are going crazy this week

#ChadwickBoseman's shoes are placed on his Hollywood Walk of Fame star by his wife Simone Ledward-Boseman, while Michael B. Jordan, Viola Davis, Ryan Coogler, Letitia Wright and Boseman's family join together for a group photo with the star.

Period.

I was reminded earlier today about when Kevin Garnett talked about Hakeem Olajuwon's trash talk, and it improved my day considerably. I share it now with you, in hopes that it will improve yours.

He’s Not One of Us (Lion King 2) Heaven’s Light/Hellfire (Hunchback) Savages (Pocahontas) Zero to Hero (Hercules) Son of Man (Tarzan)

Just found out my black neighbor voted for Tr*mp. Bout time i make a call to the HOA about that grass being 1/8 inch too high….

Got to go shooting, bought some jewelry for the wife, and found out I already gained back the weight I lost from my month-long gym hiatus and then some. It’s been a good fucking day

CHATGPT IS NOT A REPLACEMENT FOR THINKING

“You having a day, ain’t it?”

“It’s because I’m green, isn’t it??”

No one: Me: Okay, no ceilings muthafucka GOOD MAWNIN

“Mr. if I’m talking, you should listen, game is free okay?”

This makes me think of that Tik tok where dude was driving around turning people’s ROKU tvs off 😂

Name a lost art: Video game walkthroughs with the logo recreated in ASCII art

Unsolicited writing advice, no. 42: No one *needs* to work every day. But doing so - even for only a few minutes - ensures that you *think* about your work every day; solving problems away from your desk; keeping the plates spinning.

That beat drop gon get me going every time open.spotify.com/track/7yORNs...