True story, I saw it myself.

I miss the 80s and 90s cos if something really bad happened there was always a chance that Beadle was about. Like if your car rolled off a quayside there was always a chance, albeit a slim one, that it was just Beadle being about.

Via Reddit, appears to be iPad-only: “Serif Labs just placed Affinity Photo 2, Affinity Designer 2 and Affinity Publisher 2 on free lifetime. Install, activate 7 days trial, go to purchase/“buy” option inside app (it will be $0), enjoy! 🥳🥳🥳” Affinity Photo 2: apps.apple.com/us/app/affin...

New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer. This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!

Now in Waterstones

*Heterosexual cisgender white British man voice* “Dunno what everyone’s issue with ID cards is”

Roz is a badass. Roz is also an amazing poet. But more than this, Roz is a walking talking reminder of how confected this stupid bloody trans panic of the last few years has been. She's been a woman for longer than Wes "lickspittle cunt" Streeting has been alive, and she's worth a million of him.

Even back in the 70s and 80s when I could be hassled by the police for walking while trans, no one ever tried to stop me pissing in the Ladies or tried to make me change into my swimsuit among men. There is no dignity or respect involved in taking away rights I have exercised freely for forty years

Few things in life disappoint me quite as much as @talkingpicturestv.bsky.social showing ads for gambling outfits.

I have taken the Tylenol that was in the medicine cabinet and which they think probably is the reason you like trains forgive me but that’s bullshit you got autism from your dad

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

Hooray it's The Railway Children oh it's that one.

New euphemism for 'fascist' just dropped lads.

True.

the UK's new anti-trans rules are indefensible & will make global fascism stronger my latest with @liberalcurrents.com www.liberalcurrents.com/britains-bat...

Artist: razzle https://b3ta.com/board/11421182 From the 'Children's TV At The Movies' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/childrenstvatthemovies/popular/ #ChildrensTVAtTheMovies

Morning everyone.

Jim Christopulos' film documenting the VdGG show at the Beacon, NYC, '76 goes online tonight. This marries newly found footage with audio and together with stills, eyewitness testimony and reminiscence it paints a graphic picture of the event. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gPT... from 18.00 UK time.

Spain votes to boycott Eurovision if Israel competes

Imagine a presenter on an arts show on Radio 4 saying that shit about Rothko or Pollock or Dali or Picasso. What a cunt. And well done Stew for calling him out so brilliantly. (If you haven’t heard Stewart Lee eviscerating Matthew Paris on Great Lives, have a listen. It’s refreshing!)

TERFs regard people like Lizzy as just collateral damage, and believe hating trans people justifies it. The right-wingers they make common cause with want all women to be tradwives. Either way, women of all kinds are the targets.

Years ago I wrote this piece about national treasure and dreadful old c**t Peter Blake. Have just dredged it up for my new best friend @typetheclouds.bsky.social who had the good sense to buy my fucking book™ at the Hastings book fair. www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/amp/entry/ja...

Come on Keir you silly cunt, just move a tad more to the right and these freaks might vote for you

Hat tip @clownf1st.bsky.social

And what does the based mainstream media have to say about it? NOTHING.

5pm, once everyone’s a bit ‘tired and emotional’ and no one turned up to fight them.

I hope, when I'm murdered, the first thing my family does is immediately get a personalised perspex lectern commissioned

Oop.

🚨🇳🇱 Dutch broadcaster AVROTROS has issued a statement on their #Eurovision 2026 participation. "Participation by AVROTROS in the Eurovision Song Contest 2026 will not be possible as long as Israel is admitted by the EBU."

The Art of This, an offshoot, a descendant, a subset of electronic pioneers Art of Noise, make their performance debut at London’s ICA on Saturday 18th October 2025. This show will feature words, music and images by Art of This, Art of Noise and the art of others. 🎟️ www.ica.art/live/the-art...

An air of sadness hangs over 9/11 this year

You join us live from Danny Dyer’s birthday drinks.

Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time

Well, it's a start.

Hahahahaha. Good.

The new statue of the Madonna at Santa Teresa di Gallura is an "abstract of Mary's form" 👀

“Goodly byelode. Folly folly”

"You son of a bitch. I'm in."

I know you all love to keep pretending that voting for the “lesser evil” is good, but at some point you’re gonna run out of marginalised people to throw under the bus and that “lesser evil” will be coming for you next.

losing my shit at tom clancy's daughter immediately setting this to her banner after seeing it

I once had the opportunity to ask a former close collaborator of Graham Linehan about him and the person shook their head sadly and said "He's gone mad".

6yo found a book about experimental musicians and started asking questions about Philip Glass and so now somehow we're watching Koyaanisqatsi and he's enthralled rather than bored to death and I swear to god I feel like I've been sucked into a Woke Toddler meme

I see Starmer's legitimate concerns are still a bunch of absolute cunts.

I’ll say it again: no one’s trying to make your kids trans or non-binary or gay. We’re trying to keep your trans or non-binary or gay kid alive, because we know (unlike certain howling straight people) exactly what it was like.

My new book/audiobook HISTORIES OF BRITAIN is now available! YOU CAN AFFORD IT!