Death Grips a ten year abstinence

pleased to report

Why does the media continue to use the word "Millennial" as code for "young person"? That's not what it means. It's literally in the name. A Millennial is someone at least a thousand years old.

listened to Von Dutch and just remembered this

couldn't put #glitchart together again

Broken bridge #glitchart

#glitchart it's gonna happen on a hashtag somewhere?

heard a wind chime in the breeze and despite knowing that my brain still interpreted it like someone's phone was blowing up

stickers for meaningful change

nice to have a dream

the more distracted we are the less they'll be held to account, the worse everything will get, the more we'll seek escapism, the more distracted we become, the less they'll be held accountable, the

yea i've got imposter syndrome. im poster

Want to feel old? All the teenagers who used to email Rockstar Games asking why you can't shoot dogs in Grand Theft Auto now work for the federal government

are there any more things like this

Fuck yeah.

For all the shit I hate about what the internet has done to us, one thing I am grateful for is the intellectual mystique of academia being vaporized because these guys are allowed to post on social media lmao

ok I'll bite, whats a lexicon?

nothing will cleanse this timeline

it's fun to start a week knowing you're in for the worst week of your professional career, exciting

many men can become islands depending on tidal conditions

[off-kilter music starts] ONE POSTE AFTER ANOTHER

somebody said he stands like a cartoon character drifting towards pie in a window and holy shit

While this would be an unusual outcome for a civil fraud trial, I believe he should be given the death penalty

rip robert mueller you taught me it was okay to do nothing when faced with the most consequential task of my life

kinda insane interaction: a man just yelled me down and told me I should "be careful" and I could get beaten up because I took a photo of a CCTV camera

what SVG, if not XML persevering?

someone needs to invent a timed feeder but as a treat dispenser, for people, (for me.)

I know I've said this a trillion times but I have to say it periodically to keep from going insane: The right ran a huge, well-funded, & ultimately successful campaign to completely take over political media & the infosphere more generally. This is by far the most important political development...

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

"her mother's, husbands' son's wife had two kids -" wait wait wait, stop. you're going to need to draw me a diagram

Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

Bringing Mavroponos to England to plant him at West Ham as a snake in the grass for when Arsenal need him most? Folks it would certainly appear that Mssr Arsene Wenger, OBE, Knight Commander of the Humane Order of Africa Redemption, has only gone and done it again.

/** STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER */

The Michael Jordan of Going to the Hospital

don't be fooled by the propaganda, statistically you're more likely to use the BUG-A-SALT on yourself or a family member, than a roach

the airing cupboard doesn't even air anymore because Woke

weird that after 30 years of trading you still can't order a book from Amazon and receive it without the corners fucked up

as someone who doesn't follow any of the newspaper gossip about the royals, I'll never understand the tabloid-fueled hatred for Meghan and Harry.. it's bizarre

please God; if I read a notification on the computer I do not also need to read it on the phone,.. make this madness stop!

getting real fucking tired of hearing someone being on the spectrum being used as an excuse for assholish behaviour, professionally and personally

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

a timeshare system for lenses

the capitalist dream is amazing, you can literally dedicate your whole existence to pursuing a career and all you get at best is a nicer house

I have never met anyone who is more adept at tracking every last cent they have than people who live or have lived in poverty it is a skill developed out of necessity and it never leaves you

I don't talk about it much, because I often think to each their own; and appreciate these tools can be used to lower the barrier to entry. But to be honest I utterly despise AI art and genAI

me: hello i would like to look at the website please website: whoa there pardner! what’s your hurry! you still have to accept cookies! me: ok. can i look now website: you don’t want 10% off your first purchase?! me: do i have to or website: TOO SLOW! the page is reloading! due to your failures!

look everyone disapproves of what Timothée Chalamet says, but we have to defend the right of anyone to say "no-one cares about opera and ballet anymore"

If an official commits an impeachable offense and nobody acts to impeach, it is no longer an impeachable offense. People who oppose impeachment as “pointless” because it seems unlikely to result in removal do not understand this very simple point and seem unwilling to even try to understand it.