wrapped but for all the shitty news in 2025

Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

30-40 something year old lads from the UK who thought skibidi was a reference to the drumnbass MC "skibadee" all this time and they’re slowly learning that fact. And are very, very pissed off.

When you get spaghettified by a black hole, the That's All Folks song from Looney Tunes plays

gulping down a Dr pep then making a noise like a horny walrus in the morning

what's the last positive thing that happened? I mean globally

Logged myself out of the house

Girl, this data is critical, won't you back that NAS up?

I am just going to rewatch The Wire and I might be some time

knowing that probably nothing is going to happen is a key tenet in the British outlook and that explains so much

the fear of what might happen is a foundational pillar in American society

They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it

not everything needs to have an Unwrapped, firefox plz

the existence of Newnham implies the existence of Nham or Oldnham #cambridgetingz

the body somehow knows when I have chocolate biscuits in my bag, science is yet to explain this phenomena

a fundamental problem is happy and contented people don't spend much money, so ofc advertisers, social media and ai will always make people feel miserable. it just makes business sense

My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’

For those who used to complain about American hypocrisy, welcome to the no-hypocrisy world. Vice is no longer paying tribute to virtue, and the result will be a lot more vice. Trump’s Security Strategy Focuses on Profit, Not Spreading Democracy www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/u...

sometimes I wonder if adults get the same child-like satisfaction of pressing the 'Stop' button on the bus. But then I notice some MF is always quick to get on it asap so..

al dente is just pasta for twats

TRENT REZNOR: and you could have it all, my empire of dirt GARDENERS: oh fuck yes

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

rewatching the redesigning Audacity video again, just to feel positive about something youtu.be/QYM3TWf_G38?...

that's Kevin Powell a coloUr truther, confirmed

Commenting “obviously AI. Look how fucked up the hands are” on all my friends new baby pics

the academy will never recognise art in real-time

"Ultimately, the collective strategy of AI companies threatens to deskill precisely those people who are essential for society to function. What value, after all, is there in automating art, thinking, or reading – especially in educational and academic settings? None."

everything is exhausting,

The highest calling of journalism isn’t to tell two sides of a story. The highest calling of journalism is to tell the truth. And acting like a stenographer is a betrayal of your audience.

telling the kids this was Trent Reznor

A Riccardo Calafiori-flavoured snippet from this week's @arseblog.com Arsecast. Full episode 👉 p1r.es/arsecast855

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The secret to our success is treating everyone, even the idiots, with respect.

reading other people's opinions is making my brain hurt

wahhhh this is actually a good analogy

unyassified documents

Every company sued for wrongful death:

Musk has been instrumentalising Twitter/X to feed reactionary politics and its concomitant disinformation networks for the past two years. Staying there gives tacit consent to that destructive project. And yet so many institutions, politicians, broadcasters & companies remain there, morally inert.

guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right

[fred durst aged 55 voice] you're on a roll, a roll, a roll - on linkedin!

there's a real sickness in this world, and it's caused by you, personally, not liking these stupid posts of mine

brb getting a PhD to understand keychron's keyboard naming conventions

I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture. They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1

I gave my mom what I thought was a soup-themed bath bomb some years back, but it was actually soup. She had to call my dad in to get her out of the greasy tub.

pleased to discover one of my posts is no longer accurate

kids these days will literally send gif reaction to their boss