how come your browser doesn't show ads? [matt bellamy]: my plug-in baby, !

livin in fear of checking the Domino's app to discover I forgot to use a coupon on my last drunk order

I will fucking die mad that we let the stupidest people in society with medieval peasant brain ruin recognizing what should have been a moon landing level triumph

i love it when the clock strikes 10:30 every morning and the usual sites publish their 3 infuriating news stories that will drive all discourse today like zookeepers raising the enclosure's gate and letting the seals get into the day's bucket of chum

[trent reznor voice]: all of these moments will be lost, like tears, in the rain

me [checking the fridge for leftover pizza]: ... my brain:

I've had Sarabande from Barry Lyndon stuck in my head all week, and ngl it's pretty annoying. my existence doesn't warrant this kind of soundtrack www.youtube.com/watch?v=9svj...

Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼

One of the really challenging things about being a con/heist writer is keeping up on all the security systems and clever ways of breaching network security, and i’m a little offended at companies just installing giant AI backdoors into their own systems and taking the fun out of it.

big victory for the anti-bedtime left

The EU's wider rules, which kick in from February 18th, 2027, are simple: Users must be able to remove and replace batteries with basic tools, or specialized tools that are provided with the product for free, and compatible spare batteries must be sold for at least five years.

Peter Jackson -ass cake

I feel like I'm due another COVID vaccine

god i wanna be the first to comment on this document

"One man, whose now-ex wife believes that she discovered powerful spiritual entities inside of ChatGPT, described connecting with another man...To their horror, the pair quickly realized that their spouses — and marriages — started unraveling in the wake of the April memory update."

who the fuck is Saint Germain?

the year is 2012. you are buying a PC with 16GB of RAM. the year is 2023. you are buying a PC with 16GB of RAM. the year is 2036. you are buying a PC with 16GB of RAM. the year is 2042. you are

your momma contains residual seams from incomplete greedy merging; coplanar adjacent faces that should have been unified into a single polygon, but were not

Issuing correction over some previous posts of mine. I will no longer be "trash-maxxing", and intend to be outdoors-mogging for the foreseeable

version control is an absolutely perverse concept. ohh you wanna see how the code used to look? are you sick?

hadn't occurred to me until just now how much sick ET looks like chicken thighs mid-breading process. you're an egg wash and some panko away from getting fried my guy

ask your mum about it

old enough to remember the A:\ drive

When I see an AI summary, I avert my eyes like I walked in on my grandmother changing clothes.

Janne cannot make mistakes, don't bother checking

Americans think British people are wimps for complaining about the heat. But what you don't realise is that most British houses were actually built in Britain, a cursed island that hates us.

zohran mamdani announced a plan to seize properties from bad landlords and private equity if tenents suffer from neglect and i genuinely do not think i’ve seen rightwing circles this mad in reaction to anything i’ve ever seen before lol

beers in the park? we're in Europe, baby

How did I miss this 😂 Zohran Mamdani with Henry scarf and reacting to Arsenal win. Sorry if it was already shared. 🔴⚪

Bronson Pinchot said he improvised his “Beverly Hills Cop” character, Serge, based on a makeup lady he once had. On paper, Serge was “originally this American .. with no dimension to him, so I took it and just walked around with it trying to see what I could come up with.” Born today in 1959. 🎂

Doordash only became essential after women joined the workforce, leaving men no other way to obtain food. But nobody wants to talk about that

"British Columbia in Canada" brother, do you hear yourself? where

Ah, I see.

Doordash? Some of y’all need to LORD dash. To Jesus.

lmao

Imagine being stressed out about life and the state of the world and then you walk outside to clear your head and see this

I don’t think friendship is dying, nobody teaches you that friendships have to be maintained until it’s too late. They’re just like any other relationship, you get out what you put into them. There’s no puzzle there unless you don’t realize when someone else is putting in the work when you aren’t.

Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer

all guys secretly want one thing, a pyramid

taking off my jeans and shoes in one go at the door, like a reptile shedding their skin, when I get home

interesting rationale from a prospective juror in the Elon Musk Twitter stock manipulation case

Sorry but if you want to have political influence you need to get out of your left-wing bubble on Bluesky and start converting eight year olds to Marxism on Roblox

"If you say it enough times, people will believe it whether it's true or not" – from Arsecast Extra 694 with @gunnerblog.bsky.social, out now in all the usual places

TTK is not a flat, objective value. It is a subjective experience that's the result of a multitude of factors. TTK is not a flat, objective value. It is a subjective experience that's the result of a multitude of factors. TTK is not a flat, objective value. It is a subjective experience that's the r

when Kima gets shot and Rawls (of all people) pulls up and exposes he can be real police, beyond the politics, when the chips are down. That might be the realest bit of television ever

just discovered a new way to turn left/right to elevate your status. just turn 270° in the opposite direction.

"it was kek themed" - things I never expected my mother, or anyone else to say

"don't yuck other people's yum" why are people still using this repulsive phrase? yuck