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just had the dolmades at Honey Road in Burlington VT and they were amazing. If you have the chance to try them before you leave Burlington, you absolutely should.
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The Onion
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“When it comes to putting together a crew with the skills needed for a bank job or a jewel heist, a majority of Americans reported knowing just one or two guys, tops,” said lead researcher Jane Iannitello
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Study Finds 80% Of Americans Lack Social Connections To Pull Off Heist
NEW HAVEN, CT—Shedding new light on a previously undocumented effect of loneliness, a team of psychologists at Yale University found that at least 80% of Americans lack the social connections necessar...
https://theonion.com/study-finds-80-of-americans-lack-social-connections-to-pull-off-heist/
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Damnit Janet
about 1 year ago
If someone tells you you're an absolute godsend, remember they may mean like a plague
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Vulture
24 days ago
thinking about her today…
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Happy Thanksgiving from the local wild turkeys!
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The Verge
27 days ago
Indie game developers have a new sales pitch: being ‘AI free’
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Indie game developers have a new sales pitch: being ‘AI free’
“We can produce results that meet our quality standards without its assistance.”
https://buff.ly/b3TeKRz
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Aftermath
27 days ago
Two months after firing over Charlie Kirk comments, Ghost of Yotei dev blames harassment campaign, not 'bad joke'
aftermath.site/sucker-punch-c...
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Joey Alison Sayers
about 1 month ago
Sorry. When I said you smelled like B.O. I meant Bob Odenkirk
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I’ve never seen the movie “Moonstuck” and I probably should. Is it just Cher slapping Nic Cage for 2 hours?
about 1 month ago
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Vulture
about 1 month ago
Dasha Nekrasova has been fired by Gersh and from an upcoming film project for a recent episode with Christian nationalist Nick Fuentes.
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Dasha Nekrasova has been fired by Gersh and from an upcoming film project for a recent episode with Christian nationalist Nick Fuentes.
https://www.vulture.com/article/dasha-nekrasova-fired-nick-fuentes-red-scare.html?utm_medium=s1&utm_campaign=vulture&utm_source=bluesky
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Preeti Chhibber
about 1 month ago
THEN YOU PURCHASE THEM AND DO NOT USE THE PROPERTY OF OTHERS
add a skeleton here at some point
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Ian Potter
about 1 month ago
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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Door Dash, why would I proactively reach out to a mental illness and help it find me?
about 1 month ago
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SuMo📞Congress 202-224-3121📞CSPAN 202-748-8000
about 1 month ago
Trump canceled a meeting with Democratic leaders and refuses to negotiate in good faith. HE wants a shutdown. Remember: Trump himself said the president is accountable for a shutdown. The blame is his.
#GOPHealthCareShutdown
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Pretty sure these birds were just trying record their own version of “I’m On A Boat”.
about 2 months ago
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Ken Tremendous
2 months ago
POLL: Who's your favorite coach in the NFL? A. Mike McDonald B. Mike McCarthy C. Mike Vrabel D. Mike McDaniel E. Mike Tomlin F. Mike McCoy G. Mark McMichael H. Mike Markman I. Mork McMarkmike J. Mickmack Markmick K. Muck McMikemike L. McMike "Mike" McMike
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@realitygayspod.bsky.social
The Onion needs to stop giving Matt Sharp ideas.
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2 months ago
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DOKI DOKI CRT PANIC
2 months ago
NINJA GAIDEN TRILOGY TECMO 1995 SNES
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AmeriKraut
2 months ago
sherman, for the love of god!
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Maria Bamford
2 months ago
🍆🏀🍕 🦄 Get more of my specials at
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Solomon
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Luke Snowbrr ☃️
2 months ago
Why are we still paying Jared Leto to do things, I thought we learned our lesson about that
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Keith W. Dickinson
2 months ago
Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
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batkaren
about 1 year ago
Do not couples-costume Harley Quinn with the Joker unless he’s a corpse by her hand.
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Joey Alison Sayers
3 months ago
I'm fairly certain I'm mindful 24/7 and, frankly, it's agony
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TiVo fam is ten toes down.
3 months ago
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission
3 months ago
It's almost skeletons with glow sticks in their rib cages season.
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Orkney Library & Archive
3 months ago
We like big butts and we cannot lie. This is our new water butt which will be installed out front so that we can collect rainwater to water the flowers of our new Interactive Flora Trail.
orkneylibrary.org.uk/interactive-...
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The Onion
3 months ago
Nation’s 56,000 Acres Of Spinach Crops Cooked Down To Single Half-Cup Serving
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David Corn
3 months ago
This ought to be engraved somewhere.
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George Wallace
3 months ago
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Jon Bois
3 months ago
i wish rich people had more money
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Kat Abughazaleh
4 months ago
Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two posters.
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Eleanor Morton
4 months ago
We Have AI Now
www.youtube.com/shorts/8-lgJ...
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We Have AI Now
YouTube video by Eleanor Morton
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8-lgJX3npiQ
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I’d love to say I have an explanation as to why I said to my wife “Are we going to need to call ZZ Top? Do they have a customer service line?”, but I don’t and we’re all going to have to live with that.
#zztop
#customerservice
4 months ago
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Myq Kaplan
4 months ago
How am I going to explain Snoop Dogg to my grandchildren?
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Colin Carlson
4 months ago
i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea
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Jon Bois
4 months ago
i’ve believed for quite some time that cracker barrel should have been called restaurant barrel
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Secretary of Defense Rock
4 months ago
What is it about Yale law that makes you stupid?
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Total Babble Podcast
4 months ago
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Myq Kaplan
4 months ago
for sale baby shoes worn only a little bit because my baby's feet grew a lot really fast and also my baby didn't even walk that much at the time so pretty much like new but will still offer a deal, just happy to get rid of these shoes i don’t need anymore, you know
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Joey Alison Sayers
4 months ago
One funny thing they don't tell you about getting older is that with every passing day your final breath creeps closer, mortality itself laughing at you as you gnash and wail against pointless drudgery, mistaking it for meaning, while your body disintegrates so slowly you almost don't notice. LOL!!!
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That dude is too much Chumba and not enough wumba.
4 months ago
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Has anyone pitched a reboot of The Love Boat called Boats and Hos starring Will Ferrell as Captain Stubing and John C. Reilly as Gopher?
#theloveboat
#boatsandhos
4 months ago
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Andy Merrill “Brak” 🐸 ❌👑
4 months ago
Oh fuck off. I’m going insane.
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Bookshelfie
4 months ago
#booksky
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“james adomian”
4 months ago
“I am a libertarian” = “I have had an easy life but am abnormally ungrateful and loudly wrong on a daily basis because I believe in some bad writing that matched my anger-first limited brainpower”
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Trick Weekes
4 months ago
Everyone talking about getting back at the crypto-bros who are throwing dildos at WNBA players mid-game: love the energy, but as someone raised inside Manland, I can tell you throwing dildos at THEM won’t shame or anger them. TAMPONS. Dudes like this can’t handle tampons. That’s the shame ticket.
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It's Abby. Yep.
5 months ago
St. Peter: Why should I let you into heaven? Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting and I just let her St. Peter: Get in here
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
5 months ago
chatgpt 5 bring wife back. How bring wife back
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