@jackiekashian.bsky.social just had the dolmades at Honey Road in Burlington VT and they were amazing. If you have the chance to try them before you leave Burlington, you absolutely should.

“When it comes to putting together a crew with the skills needed for a bank job or a jewel heist, a majority of Americans reported knowing just one or two guys, tops,” said lead researcher Jane Iannitello

If someone tells you you're an absolute godsend, remember they may mean like a plague

thinking about her today…

Happy Thanksgiving from the local wild turkeys!

Indie game developers have a new sales pitch: being ‘AI free’

Two months after firing over Charlie Kirk comments, Ghost of Yotei dev blames harassment campaign, not 'bad joke' aftermath.site/sucker-punch-c...

Sorry. When I said you smelled like B.O. I meant Bob Odenkirk

I’ve never seen the movie “Moonstuck” and I probably should. Is it just Cher slapping Nic Cage for 2 hours?

Dasha Nekrasova has been fired by Gersh and from an upcoming film project for a recent episode with Christian nationalist Nick Fuentes.

THEN YOU PURCHASE THEM AND DO NOT USE THE PROPERTY OF OTHERS

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

Door Dash, why would I proactively reach out to a mental illness and help it find me?

Trump canceled a meeting with Democratic leaders and refuses to negotiate in good faith. HE wants a shutdown. Remember: Trump himself said the president is accountable for a shutdown. The blame is his. #GOPHealthCareShutdown

Pretty sure these birds were just trying record their own version of “I’m On A Boat”.

POLL: Who's your favorite coach in the NFL? A. Mike McDonald B. Mike McCarthy C. Mike Vrabel D. Mike McDaniel E. Mike Tomlin F. Mike McCoy G. Mark McMichael H. Mike Markman I. Mork McMarkmike J. Mickmack Markmick K. Muck McMikemike L. McMike "Mike" McMike

@realitygayspod.bsky.social The Onion needs to stop giving Matt Sharp ideas.

NINJA GAIDEN TRILOGY TECMO 1995 SNES

sherman, for the love of god!

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Why are we still paying Jared Leto to do things, I thought we learned our lesson about that

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

Do not couples-costume Harley Quinn with the Joker unless he’s a corpse by her hand.

I'm fairly certain I'm mindful 24/7 and, frankly, it's agony

TiVo fam is ten toes down.

It's almost skeletons with glow sticks in their rib cages season.

We like big butts and we cannot lie. This is our new water butt which will be installed out front so that we can collect rainwater to water the flowers of our new Interactive Flora Trail. orkneylibrary.org.uk/interactive-...

Nation’s 56,000 Acres Of Spinach Crops Cooked Down To Single Half-Cup Serving

This ought to be engraved somewhere.

i wish rich people had more money

Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two posters.

We Have AI Now www.youtube.com/shorts/8-lgJ...

I’d love to say I have an explanation as to why I said to my wife “Are we going to need to call ZZ Top? Do they have a customer service line?”, but I don’t and we’re all going to have to live with that. #zztop #customerservice

How am I going to explain Snoop Dogg to my grandchildren?

i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea

i’ve believed for quite some time that cracker barrel should have been called restaurant barrel

What is it about Yale law that makes you stupid?

for sale baby shoes worn only a little bit because my baby's feet grew a lot really fast and also my baby didn't even walk that much at the time so pretty much like new but will still offer a deal, just happy to get rid of these shoes i don’t need anymore, you know

One funny thing they don't tell you about getting older is that with every passing day your final breath creeps closer, mortality itself laughing at you as you gnash and wail against pointless drudgery, mistaking it for meaning, while your body disintegrates so slowly you almost don't notice. LOL!!!

That dude is too much Chumba and not enough wumba.

Has anyone pitched a reboot of The Love Boat called Boats and Hos starring Will Ferrell as Captain Stubing and John C. Reilly as Gopher? #theloveboat #boatsandhos

Oh fuck off. I’m going insane.

“I am a libertarian” = “I have had an easy life but am abnormally ungrateful and loudly wrong on a daily basis because I believe in some bad writing that matched my anger-first limited brainpower”

Everyone talking about getting back at the crypto-bros who are throwing dildos at WNBA players mid-game: love the energy, but as someone raised inside Manland, I can tell you throwing dildos at THEM won’t shame or anger them. TAMPONS. Dudes like this can’t handle tampons. That’s the shame ticket.

St. Peter: Why should I let you into heaven? Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting and I just let her St. Peter: Get in here

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