"U.S. authorities say Air France boarded passenger from Congo in error"

Apparently what happens when you stop doing live finales for like a decade is you lose track of what you've aired. 😄 #survivor50

This New Yorker cartoon is accurate but a gut punch.

10/10, Bluesky. No notes.

Dear Bari: Da fuq? If you're making something people can't live without . . . You'd have better ratings. Sincerely, America

A beluga whale is not thrilled with a visitor smoking at the aquarium so he extinguishes it with one splash.

Not surprisingly for a charity whose ads are so ubiquitous, the whole thing is misleading at best (yes, the money goes to a charity, but not a charity that would help the kids in this photo).

We can never let him forget he said this.

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Some very good news out of a Texas federal court: Alex Jones doesn't have standing to appeal a Bankruptcy court order that placed InfoWars' assets in state receivership, meaning they can be licensed or sold to us. More to come, obviously, but we're almost there.

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Not a cure, but still a big deal for one of the worst diseases known to man. [Free link]

Go @minakimes.bsky.social ! #CelebrityJeopardy

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Unearthed reports reveal that RFK Jr. fired every full-time CDC cruise ship sanitation inspector ahead of the Hantavirus cruise ship outbreak. www.cbsnews.com/news/cdc-cru...

WOULD WATCH

If any historians want to suffer through the Florida Man Version of AP History, here's the document:

Chrome is reaching into users' machines and writing a 4 GB on-device AI model file to disk without asking. It is the weights for Gemini Nano, Google's on-device LLM. Chrome did not ask. Chrome does not surface it. If the user deletes it, Chrome re-downloads it. www.thatprivacyguy.com/blog/chrome-...

pro this.

Democrats convert empty warehouses into shelters for the homeless. Republicans turn them into concentration camps to torture people without due process. The two parties are not remotely the same.

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Ill

I love how this poem moves from funny to serious I've seen this. The bar in Belfast International Airport. We heard the alarm, could smell the smoke & sat on & finished our pints. I have witnessed the second half of the poem too. It's time to pour our pints on the fire #Poetry #Poemoftheday

OK, I really want a behind-the-scenes of how #SNL pulled off those staircase scenes.

Funny, I don't remember a tiny House majority being an issue that kept Nancy Pelosi from getting things done.

Generational tweet that might even spawn a school of architecture.

I can't say how good or terrible her replacement is, but Saphier is at least pro-vaccine (which is, admittedly, just about the lowest possible bar).

Absolute truth from Pulitzer Prize-winning editorial cartoonist Mike Luckovich. We warned you. You did it anyway. At that one moment, all you had to do was check the right box for a thriving, peaceful and successful life. And now every decent American is under complete, life-threatening assault.

Well I'm glad someone said it

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Theodore Roosevelt 1918 "To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public. . .

I'm crying, this is so funny, he has absolutely no idea.

The guy who made $400K betting on Maduro's capture? One of the special ops forces who helped plan and execute the raid.

Lucas was likely to have been a member of Congress around 2001, but Republicans drew a gerrymander that left her without a viable district to run in. So, yeah, this is a dish that's been on ice for 25 years.

I love me some libraries! The library was always my sanctuary, my safe space, my second home. Today, the library is sanctuary to the books I write, the stories I tell! Ever and always, my safe space. This is from Jumping Off Library Shelves, an anthology by Lee Bennett Hopkins. #nationallibraryweek

IMO this is, in and of itself, an impeachable offense.

A year ago today.

Or worse, with the rise of partnership with betting and pseudobetting platforms: free, but only if you place enough bets.

IMO this is an impeachable decision in and of itself.

Make this make sense.

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

Absolutely incredible. NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone. Watch with sound on.

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'Sméagol won't grub for roots and carrotses and - taters. What's taters, precious, eh, what's taters?' 'Po-ta-toes,' said Sam.

The military is just a prop to them.

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I would love to know how many of these dudes self-identify as nerds because anecdotally I don't find nerds regularly gamble as they understand the concept of statistics, and if they want to engage in risky behavior with dice they will do it not with craps but with a DM and four fellow adventurers