Sorry, but I n the first 20 mins of Black Rabbit, Bateman is trying to sell 2? graded 1955 double die pennies at about a third their value, and then offers to throw in US gold coins for free? All while wearing an 800 dollar Sonic Youth t-shirt. Dumb writing. Don’t write about stuff you don’t know.

Enjoy Enzo the talking dog. He’s one of the best dogs I’ve ever seen. youtube.com/shorts/RU6pX...

GENEVA Milano Sausalito

It’s a lot funnier when you realize a lot of that Alien chittering is just some guy playing the spoons.

Bibby is back again with the funniest pod around.

Reading about things I have absolutely no control over is making me feel insane.

Agreed!

“Rene, please. We’re just roommates.” I’ll take any excuse to boost this piece I made for Gallery 1988 last year. (This Magritte thread was started by comedy legend Blaine Capatch and it makes me mad and happy.)

The Whitestrips

Wow. Watch through to the end.

I like to make fun stuff for fun people doing fun things!

My favorite pod just keeps churning out bangers. (I like to shoot from the hip.)

If you’re in Portland today, go get some tasty dogs from the mind and tastebuds of Bill Oakley!

"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪

This week’s Sprague Hasn’t Seen stans the OG short king. @cbbworld.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social

Fuck off foreverrrr…

I hear Bill’s new dogs are super-tasty, and they certainly look great dressed up in a package if I do say so myself. Pick up some summer snacks if you’re up in Portland!

This shit is awful and more and more people should be worried about people taking the law into their own hands. ALSO This is one of the most amazing pieces of modern day folk art that I have ever seen. The whole layout belongs in a museum. www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s...

Throw it on a canvas, call yourself HorseTeeth and price it at 4 grand.

Go eat delicious food in Georgia while being regaled with witticisms by Bill!

Happy 30th episode to my favorite pod. BMB was a fantastic guest.

New Zendaya is Meechee just dropped.

Okay maybe this is too hot a take for 5:30pm on a Saturday but I think meme accounts that don’t give any attribution paved the way for people to accept AI words and imagery because it separated culture and entertainment from the idea that someone had to have those thoughts and compose them.

Assholes love Ai. It strips the world of creativity and is swallowing up entire genres of craft that take decades to master. It’s all so disheartening.

Not my favorite Joni Mitchell song, but I’m happy that she’s still making music.

This is cool.

Barbara Krueger’s been telling us for decades.

One of these photos is how HBO's The Watchmen depicted a fascist police force back in 2018 The others are real photos of the ICE agents who are rounding people up and disappearing them in Boston, Denver, L.A., and elsewhere

Musk's black eye is kind of like Who Shot Mr. Burns. Literally everyone has a motive but I guess we're supposed to believe the baby did it.

Shoutout to Ron for wearing the Brody Stevens shirt I designed. Shoutout to PFT and Ron for spreading laughter for us all to enjoy.

I see it. I have lived it. 83 years ago, the U.S. government turned upon a group of its own citizens and residents and sent them to internment camps without due process. I was there among them. American fascism is back. It is here. It is now.

why is no one forcing AI sports onto us? is it bc no one would care about sports without humans’ inherent flaws? This is the same reason ai “art” doesnt work

When you see art as something to own instead of something to make, it follows that you’d love AI generated pictures

There it is. How I feel about it put perfectly.

Fred Rogers is the 🐐.

Riddle me this shitheads…Who loves riddles and is on the shoe this week???? It’s @paulbrittain.bsky.social THE RIDDLER?????? 💚🥃💚 STAY THIRSTY MY FRIENDS. @cbbworld.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social

Remember when Shepard Fairey had to change the message of his famous Obama poster from PROGRESS to HOPE? Dems have been tempering expectations and shifting obligations for quite a while.

“I’ve had a rough year, Dad.” “I know you have, Chazzy.”

Comedy Bang! Bang! never quits with the most brilliant ideas for merch. @cbbworld.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social #comedybangbang

No single person should have a billion anything. The average human doesn’t even take a billion breaths in an average lifetime.

Batmin (RubberCop) is back with another True Crime Podcast!

Bill’s on the hunt. Hit him up if you’ve got a restaurant that is looking for a fantastic event.

One thing Democratic leadership could do right now is to name an alternate HHS secretary--someone to provide ongoing public updates and health information. And do it for other departments too. Start showing voters what a Democratic government would look like--press conferences, speeches, all of it.

How are they all Star Wars names?

Hey kids, what’s for dinner?

I will Venmo $50 to the first reporter who asks Pete if he made good on his promise to quit drinking upon being confirmed as defense sec.