v cool living in a capitalist nightmare

Trump is dead. His head was removed from his body. It's on a pike in front of the White House.

Sir, a second bird is at the feeder

He’s functionally abolished Congress

We are going to need a muscular, borderline-imperial Congress full of people who want to actually do their jobs, and we're going to need them to seize every single ounce of power they've ceded over the last 50 or so years back with very visible, very vigorous means

Hillary and Bill Clinton were deposed under oath by the House of Representatives and what came of it? Pam Bondi was fired.

The president has died. He was taking a shit when he croaked big time, but unlike Elvis, was not on a toilet. Rest in peace sir, no one can say you weren’t alive recently and they can’t take that away from you.

If he died today how long do you think they’d try to keep it from becoming public? I say they’d try for 72 hours at the very least

chat I don’t feel like things are going in a good direction

The 30 Rockification of real life is nearing completion

Donald Trump is dead, folks. Accept it. Believe it. To say that Donald Trump is alive, is to engage with conspiracy. Live in the real world. Live in the now.

America voted for Trump because it wanted more Trump. And you got it.

It's impossible to get excited about fake holidays that are about fake people, when you spend time looking at the REAL world

Rightwing dudes: "Women shouldn't be in leadership. Women shouldn't vote. They're not rational like men." Also, somehow, rightwing dudes: "The hand of God teleported me to a Waffle House."

he started it and is not finishing it

A bit of a Tolkien scholar myself, I think this works.

Keep going. Save yourself.

It's wild to let these people run the country

Rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic as they say

put some respect on his name

Not only does this video go hard, it's why we're going to lose. They understand our culture perfectly. The people orchestrating this war do not understand theirs at all Compare this to when we dropped propaganda about Bin Laden hiding in a cave, not realizing that caves are considered holy in Islam

Bible: In the end times there are gonna be charlatans who use my name to trick you into supporting evil and it will be incredibly obvious to everyone except you. Evangelicals: This section of the Bible has always been mysteriously vague.

Editor: You get those new scripts for G.I.Joe: A Real American Hero? Larry Hama: Sure did boss, real fuckin neo-marxist just like you asked. Editor: what

Trump starting to fire people is a big deal. The whole point of his administration has been "What are you gonna do about it lib? Lmao owned." And keeping people in the face of massive scandal was perceived as showing strength. That he's SO unpopular that it's broken is a big deal.

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I can't help but wonder whether Trump had DOJ unilaterally declare the Presidential Records Act null and void is to excuse destroying specific damning communications, such as involving this White House official who nixed evidence sharing on Renee Good's killing. www.startribune.com/reckoning-re...

It is the year 2026 AD. Super hackers have gained illicit backdoor access to the AI Claude through the Chipotle support chat.

I just remembered this tweet, and I didn't post one when everyone was posting funny tweets

Hijole

I just think people elected Trump because they wanted more Trump. We had four years without him, we didn't like it, we desperately wanted him back, and he won every swing state. The people wanted Trump, they got Trump, and they should be happy with Trump.

Gosh, its almost as if Trump is a notorious liar and reporters should call him out to his face on these sorts of statements more

Blasphemy from a president who has built his authoritarian political movement on the heresy of christian nationalism, as reflected in his post.

I did not forsee rooting for Iranian Ayatollahs against America on my bingo card

Untranslated headlines in German are much clearer than New York Times headlines in English

When you understand the true nature of reality, the true nature of life, what our species is, and how the planet formed, this shit seems more than deranged, it's clearly the death of the planet and all life on it. It is literally a death cult, worshiping the death of a fictional character.

The great thing about these military objectives is that they were the status quo before Trump started the war.

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“Does someone have a more chill way to describe 762,000 African deaths?” “Let’s go with messy.”

Trump throwing in the English "Allahu Akbar" after saying "all Hell will reign down on them" is really something

Holy fucking shit

If they do bomb the Bushehr power plant enough to crack open the core, guess how prevailing winds in the Gulf work. It isn't Iranians who get to suck fission products.

Lifelong atheist has thoughts on God

"reign down" 🤭

He could be removed from power today. America is irredeemable.