I read this with the audio track of the campfire beans scene from Blazing Saddles in my mind.

I bet Trump the huge Knicks fan is going to paint his face orange for the big game.

Don Snoreleone

“Jeff-rey Ep-stein” Clap,clap, clap-clap-clap. “Trump’s a pedo” Clap, clap, clap-clap-clap

Beware, Texans, of this crazy James Tala-freak-o (who looks and sounds like a preacher) and his transgender (which way?) vegan (*eats brisket*) low-T (hot Latina girlfriend) beta (hot Latina ex-girlfriend) lifestyle!

These Democrats, with their diabolically upstream unprovable hijinks! Their election fraud is like dark matter—it's undetectable by any known science but we can infer its existence based on the detectable effect it has on Republicans losing.

Imagine a player leading the NFL with the highest QB rating and most quarterback sacks.

LOL

It's more meta than just Platner/Franken. It's that playbook of the fascists to get folks to believe that everyone is corrupt, everyone trades their values for power, and Democrats like Gillibrand walk right into that frame. Believe in something! It may cost you short-term. It wins you long-term.

I got Charlie Sykes drawing the line at candidates with Nazi tattoos and not going down the Trump path of saying offenses against women don't matter, and then I got Barbara Boxer saying it's such an existential threat to the country we must win the Senate! 👇🏻 music.youtube.com/watch?v=WvVq...

Is it a bad look for your party that you ousted a Jewish Democratic Senator from Minnesota over sex pest allegations but you're supporting a white Democratic Senate nominee from Maine with a Nazi tattoo and sex pest allegations?

Meanwhile, here in the USA, you can get a Ford Transit passenger van with a V6 engine for $56,000 that gets 15 miles per gallon!

Gender-affirming healthcare, so long as it trends toward what a doctor thought of your infant genitalia, is perfectly fine in the USA.

It was at a bicentennial concert featuring the band Tarwater that I saw a stranger's boobies—a young woman dancing topless standing on a cooler—for the first time. I was 8 and swore I'd live to 108 so I could see the tricentennial. Dad yelled, "Sit down! I can't see the band!" (His friends onstage.)

His mismanagement of COVID took 4/20/2020 from my people. His hideous ego is taking Knicks Finals street parties from New Yorkers. He's ruined America 250, World Cup 2026, and LA Olympics 2028. This joyless chud wants us all as miserable as he is.

Booing technique from a Philly fan like Jedi lessons from Obi-Wan.

An even-more must listen. To hear Pelley's voice crack discussing his colleagues isn't conveyed in print.

Y'know, a few pushbacks and confrontations of a narcissist's lies probably raises their blood pressure quite a bit.

Oh, how I wish the progressive movement had the power conservatives imagine it has.

Exactly. Think of the celebrities you see sitting courtside at a Knicks game. Trump making Spike Lee wait?

Hold on. Did my signing up for a new gig app just cost me all my creative content in every medium forever for free? (Okay, "Content" means that which I type or photograph or say using their app. Still, this paragraph made me double-take.)

Meanwhile, in the USA, "less than 10 percent of Americans live within walking distance of reliable, high quality transit that comes every 15 minutes." t4america.org/2023/05/03/i...

Well, lookie there. A smidgen of a modicum of pushback and follow up from the press! Where has that been this past decade?

You've got to listen to the interview to get the full effect of Scott Pelley's voice cracking. And his response to Trump saying that he's stiff, stupid, and doesn't love our country is a master class in rebuttal. music.youtube.com/watch?v=ePqd...

60 Minutes is as old as I am.

The party that's cool with some insider stock trading and occasional Nazi-tattooed candidates and members who vote for forced-birth slavery remind you that the tent is also big enough for members who vote to let kids go hungry.

I do so love my job! Sorry I can't make 1977 on #AT40 today. Gotta stack some cash all summer to pay for the repairs on the car I'm using to stack cash all summer. Happy #ConvoyDay, BTW. 10-10 til we do it again, RadicalRuss gone, buh-bye!

Ruhle says when she brings up Trump's enormous grifting of the stock market, her focus group goes right to Pelosi's trading. Yup. Democrats, if only you were as quick to discipline grift as you are to discipline a handsy Senator or Representative... 🤷🏼‍♂️ music.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz2q...

Breaker 1-9, breaker 1-9, I got a 10-44 for y'all from RadicalRuss. Happy #ConvoyDay to all who celebrate! 10-65 on that, catch you on the flip side, keep the bugs off your glass and the bears off your ass. 10-10 til we do it again. ecapital.com/blog/the-com...

You think New York hates Trump now? Wait till he shows up to Game 3 at the Garden and #ETTD takes down the Knicks' 13-game winning streak.

My bad... it's a 13–0 unbeaten run in the playoffs, an NBA record.

New York City goes and elects a Muslim socialist for mayor, and the Knicks go on a 10–0 unbeaten streak in the playoffs. Swept Sixers in Semis, swept Cavs in CFinals, take first two from Spurs on the road in Finals. Last loss on April 23.

Can we get everybody at the Garden to agree to chant "Peeeeee Dohhhhhh" to the rhythm of "airrrrrrr balllllllll" when he's announced? I think that will wound him more than "Booooo".

What's your favorite movie from each decade of your life? (*My* decades aren't calendar decades) '68s: Star Wars ('77) '78s: The Blues Brothers ('80) '88s: A Fish Called Wanda ('88) '98s: Lord of the Rings Trilogy ('01–'03) '08s: Get Out ('17) '18s: Everything Everywhere All at Once ('22)

Weak.

So, the problem with the data centers is they suck water for cooling and make noise? Why not put them in space? It's very cold and there is no noise or anyone near it who'd care. Beam the data back and forth. Don't these guys all have rocketships?

All I gots is the ESPN Gamecast feed and the SiriusXM play-by-play on delay, but GO KNICKS!

Could be that Silver will be thrilled to see him mercilessly booed at the Garden?

I think it's neat they allow traveling in the WNBA as well.

Idaho Won't Identify the Dairies From Which Almost 60 Were Sickened From Drinking Raw Milk Up to 60 people have gotten to experience frequently bloody diarrhea for three to six...

Look real close and you'll see Billy Preston driving it. #AT40

My favorite flavor of reply is "You're ignorant and secretly Republican." Blogged at Obama's DNC, hosted on Air America station, spoke at Netroots, helped legalize weed, thousands of hours and millions of words online espousing progressive ideology... but I wrote "Democrat" while criticizing Dems!

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He's really good at this.

Worked for Instacart for 4 years, delivering groceries from the high-end Kroger, Safeway, Albertsons, and Costco to rich folks in the hills. Pay averaged about $16 an hour. Just started working for Spark, the delivery service for Walmart, where poor people shop. Pay averages about $23 an hour. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Listening to Robbie Van Winkle explain how he's from the 80s and 90s and we didn't make music so political, and I'm screaming Ain't Going to Play Sun City, Live Aid, Band-Aid, USA for Africa, the entirety of Hip Hop! music.youtube.com/watch?v=AocG...

The state is not going to warn people from which two dairies 60 people developed illness from drinking raw milk because they admit that drinking raw milk from any dairy in the state could get you sick so what's the point in warning you? Adding this to my #BoycottIdaho page when I get home.

Whomever the Democrats nominate in 2028 needs to explicity direct their VP to be the head of de-Trumpification.

So much to say. Can't say it. Just keep playing that "How We Got Here" montage from Idiocracy in my head, over and over.

Apparently 14 years in 2 states, 12 years in 2 more states, 10 years in 4 more states, 8 years in 2 more states, 7 years in 1 more state, 6 years in 3 more states, 5 years in 3 more states, and 3 years in 3 more states just isn't enough time in enough states for the former CIA spy turned governor.