Unfortunately adding "Dog Immortality Pills" to my lexicon.

Logging onto the timeline:

This is a popular take but people have really overcorrected here. 99% of disco is some of the worst music ever recorded.

i wanna live a heathcliff lifestyle. i won’t be doing heathcliff stuff i just wanna hang out on a bench with my very old wife and comment on what he’s up to

Pretty sure he'll be dead by next year from organ failure, so I wouldn't put much hope in that if I were them

long-ranged affection

Jared Leto is the AI of actors. Everyone hates him, a couple of rich oligarchs keep pushing him on us, and we wish he'd just go away.

I'm gonna be real: the Xbox was a mistake back to front

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

There's a huge discussion to be had here that's difficult without spoiling a ton of games but the main conceits of it being good instead of miserable are: 1. Was it real? Bro I don't even know (Bloodborne) 2. Did the "fake" events nonetheless have real effects on characters. (The Matrix)

This game will never see the light of day

anyone else enjoying watching the latest "inevitable" tech trend no longer be inevitable in real time

Valve has released a fix for "all but one" of the Capcom GOG -> Steam releases for Steam Deck via a new Proton Experimental release. Dino Crisis 1 & 2 runs on my end. The one game that's not fixed may be RE2 (fix for the one will be in next update)

I grew up on a farm where we regularly had to fix our own tractors. I also briefly worked for John Deere and watched as they tried to justify why people shouldn't be allowed to do that. Get absolutely fucked Deere, right to repair forever and ever www.thedrive.com/news/john-de...

70-year-old Hungarian comics, mid-century aesthetics, and handmade animation: How Kiwis Burnt Toast turned a cult character into a viral hit and built an online fanbase. www.cartoonbrew.com/shorts/keega...

ChainStaff is finally ready! 🎸⚡💥 I've been making games since '94 and I love doing new 2D action gameplay. "Let's make a new grappling hook game!" I said back in 2019😅 ChainStaff is out now Xbox, Steam, Switch, and Playstation. Please grab a copy and leave a review--thanks!

Okay. What the fuck am I supposed to do. I'm supposed to do that?

I went and saw Project Hail Mary. A guy came in with his service dog and the dog sat there the whole time just concentrating on the movie. Afterwards I told the guy I was amazed your dog watched the movie like that. He replied, me too especially because he hated the book.

This is also why he put Pekora in

An extremely funny thing about retro rereleases that use unlicensed emulators is that you are basically committing the exact same crime (using software outside of the terms of its license) that has you so scared of downloading roms in the first place but now someone has monetized it.

Teacher's pet

I fixed the costume

I don't think I could make a joke better than this

WALTER CRONKITE (gravely):

Wait, it's from Konami? When did Konami pull its head out of their ass?

They literally are, don't know what to tell people It's a toy, they've always been toys. Sophisticated, complicated toys, but toys nonetheless

... Hollywood understands that more places on earth have pastoral beauty than just New Zealand, right?

I hate every bot I see. From gpa to gpt

You never see it coming.

... it won't have chest high cover? What does this mean what do you mean

Or developers could make games for hardware that actually exists and not hardware that might or might not exist 5 years from now. People would rather play a polished game with good performance that looks ok than a game with hyperrealist graphics that at best a third of the GPUs can run at over 30fps

We, uh We call that "blacking out"

Discord's April Fools' joke was that they added an integrated browser game into the app and I genuinely didn't realise it was meant to be a joke because I'm so used to them jamming in bullshit features I immediately ignore

IDK who needs to hear this but "spring" is not when you flip between 75°f days and 40°f days rapidly

why is this so funny

Bowser's new trick.

Liz, Mad Libs is a game, not a political statement, that's not how this works

Froggy Morning - Gator Days

The Aquabats! Super Show! (2012) Season 1, Episode 12

SILENT HILL 2 James' Body Pillow up for preorder at Konami Shop ($69.99) buff.ly/zeV8E9W

South Park (1997) Season 14, Episode 5

... so two gold bars?

Happy launch dayyyyyyyyy

It's begun I've started watching kitbash videos

I love my trans pals even though they are too powerful after shedding the weighting training clothes of gender