my shoulders are soooo sore. which means they're going to be gigantic later, right?

I looked cute the other day

my Earthbound sharks hoodie from fangamer is missing and it was literally the only hoodie i liked and i'm so sad. now i have to try and find a lightweight cotton zip hoodie that will last more than 5 washes in 2026

one of my coworkers gets so mad whenever she asks me a question and i reply with "per our notes..." it's so amazing. sometimes she goes "yeah i saw that" oh ok. i'm so sure.

I decided to make my own planner booklet for my passport TN (this is the test print) but I'm not sure if I like it. But also I spent practically all weekend on this and I ordered special paper to print it on so I'll be really annoyed if I don't use it

thinking about this a lot today

What an insane opening line

my personal trainer made me do bicep curls and i was bitching the whole time and he was like "yeah they suck. i hate isolating one muscle when it's more beneficial for practical strength to do compound exercises that target multiple muscles and biceps are a vanity muscle anyway" WHY AM I DOING THEM

i had a dream that i dyed my hair platinum blond and i'm wondering if that might be fun

one of my coworkers has a small business and i thought "let me be nice and order something, her products look good" and i made an order from her website and i said to her "wow! your product photos are so pretty!" and she said "thanks, i used AI" and i wish i could cancel my order now 😭

Shoutout to everyone who choose to create in spite of everything

Happy National Hamburger Day, enjoy with a picture of our patron saint

Any drug users in the chat? Does it make any sense at all to smoke crushed up pain killers and what is likely coke with your weed?

it's meeting week again and i feel like i literally just did this. like just kill me. i don't want to pretend to be invested in my team's development anymore i actually hate them all quite a bit.

idk why i keep ordering fried rice from places when i know i make the best fried rice

c*mmentary YTers when there's a new mentally ill tik tokker to make videos on:

i found out why my personal trainer was always wearing sweatshirts even though it's hot as fuck and it's because he's been working on his arms, and he wants to do an "arms launch" once he's finished.

why does everything i buy these days need to come with a little drawstring satchel? when am i going to put my mouse wrist rest in a satchel?

it was sissy time over the weekend (feat my only sissy @buntime.bsky.social and my only husband @halberdbooks.bsky.social ig)

Ummm I thought you said this road worked?

*blows the dust off this acc* hii

want to eat. need to workout. can't eat too close to the workout. don't want to workout before i eat. need to workout before it gets too late. but hungry. i can eat after the workout. but i'm hungry now and i don't want to workout on an empty stomach

never fucking forgive them for what they've done to the computer

These two 2000 print ads were not intended to be placed together. If they are, they inadvertently seem to tell a grim story of a person who played Mario Golf as a solace from an unsuccessful love life, only to get addicted to the game and starve.

From the top to the first buttonhole was around dec 24 2024 to I want to say around Jan or Feb 2025, and then from the first buttonhole to the second buttonhole was from then to about a few weeks ago (over a year). Then the second buttonhole to the bottom has just been the last week or so.

i haven't had a latte in 2 days and i'm mad about it. no i will not buy more milk.

swamp tour #art

So uh...some people might be aware of the fact that when they made a girl version of Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life, they just kinda had to pick from the dudes who were already there for the bachelors, none of them were designed with women in mind AND I FORGOT THE MANUAL JUST FUCKING SAYS THIS??

shadow and rouge love each other so much

Did anyone else play Shadow Adventure?

Cool cool cool

It's the time of day where the lighting in my room makes everything pretty

hey what's with people sitting down in front of their couch instead of on their couch to record their youtube video

Latte for Mike! (I put it in there)

I spent hours on these and I really hate them

if i ever get into any position of power i would pass legislation to force instant ramen makers put 2 individual seasoning packets in each instant ramen package if it's TRULY supposed to be two servings per package.

fellas, i'm knitting again. it took an embarrassingly small amount of physical therapy appointments to get me back here.

I tried out press on nails and I painted these but they're obnoxiously long and I kind of hate them 😭 also how do you make press ons not look like press ons

A friend in an alleyway

1 just ate a mountain of egg whites and was able to get 30g of protein in but at what cost (the cost is that it wasn't very good and i want to throw up)

i feel like i want to start making margaritas at home until i learn how to make them as good as the mexican place i really like but at the same time that's me drinking a lot of margaritas and my 6-pack getting further and further away

If I had a nickel for every time a character who wasn’t the titular main character became the biggest merch seller at Hot Topic, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

i love when i'm working out with mike and he's watching me do my reps and has the look of fear in his eyes

i'm going to send out an email to everyone with my new rule that if you say "monrni" or worse, "mornin'" (with the apostrophe) i'm docking your commission pay. If you can't take the time to type out "good morning" then i would rather you just shut up

there's a bobo called Binky OMG