yeehaw 🤠😉 #rhyikaverse #smoochie

Major tests in two worst teacher subjects on Monday and Tuesday (yes, she‘s also awful at scheduling) so the weekend is basically fucked BUT a cinema near the school is showing the crime sheep IN ENGLISH on Monday evening!!!! Things are looking up!

Ed dreams about the gravy basket sometimes. About the quiet as the pressure fades, between feeling the rope fall from his waist and seeing Stede emerge from the light. About shimmering scales and soft waves. He dreams about truly breathing for the first time. #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmdMerMay

For no particular reason* I felt the need to post this picture. *apart from the fact that people are being dicks about the other show. Also, who made this? How have I got about 10 copies saved and not once written down the absolute genius who created this?!?!

The gentle sloshing of water was the only sound in the room before Ed finally broke it with a soft, “sooo.” I know wonderful @chaoticreader.bsky.social already put this up, but I just had to share him again for #ofmdMerMay! 🥰 archiveofourown.org/works/652852... #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

Everyone clap for @self-induljennt.bsky.social and the BEAUTIFUL Lure of the Siren's Song Mer Ed. LOOK AT HIM (he'll be embedded to the fic on A03 soon!)

I'm (slowly) setting up a fic thread. I'll use tags to denote what kind of fic it is so you can search the posts more easily.

💖🔥 ✨actually 😌 💖✨ he fuckin loves it 🔥😏🍆💦💖

It's finals week and I have a lot of grading to do, so naturally I'm NOT doing that. Here's a drawing of Buttons

james was the only journalist to actually reach out to us and get facts before writing about the craft fair!

Ah, it‘s that time of the weekend - will I sacrifice my sleep and show up for tomorrow‘s test sort of well-prepared? Or will I show up for the test well-rested enough to bullshit my way through? Me, tomorrow at 4am:

Finally back on a real pirate ship. Although the water is a bit pebbly? And why is it so messy?

Look who has arrived!!! (And she’s already found the knives - oops.) @amuseoffyre.bsky.social She‘s perfect 😍😍😍😍😍 #CraftFair #OFMD

Just found out that one thing that helps against my exam anxiety is being so absurdly incompetent at functioning in the real world that I basically spend most of the test giggling about myself. 😎

what if i made stickers or something of these tiny soulmate guys #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath

'Underneath them all, the holy, holy, holy whale swims.' The Whale road - David Eggleton Thank you so much to everyone who got involved with this project, the drawings are stunning, and I am blown away by the amount of love and support on this ship. She swims through your artwork xxx

I want an Odyssey series from the Our Flag Means Death team.

9 human years?? Anyway, you know the rules!!

Written work here: archiveofourown.org/works/482066... Gorgeous podfic by @kninjaknitter.bsky.social here: archiveofourown.org/works/48514555 Verne-inspired and full of magic, the romantic and the mystical kinds alike.

Hey so if you’re a man with an XX partner or child that you care about, I need you to read this thread because shit is not going to change unless cis men start not being okay with this stuff.

Have been eating out for two days and have had the worst people sat next to me both times 😭 Yesterday: three dudes giving each other toxic relationship advice BASED ON THEIR STAR SIGNS? While being rude to staff Today: three women who are rude to staff and giving each other awful holiday advice 😭😭😭

History/Politics test tomorrow, topics: poverty, immigration and the German military Teacher: how much extra paper shall I bring? Me: Yes. It‘s going to be fun. I have opinions 😈 (Currently summarizing the stuff we did in class and my summary is longer. Again. )

We really should have a Queen Mary week where we all just celebrate the many iterations of Mary as an absolute Queen. That woman survived marriage to Stede Bonnet, she deserves all the things. This woman told her husband of many years she hated the ocean so he got her a whole ass ship.

Name your top 15 shows ever, gut instincts only. Our Flag Means Death Deadloch Buffy Derry Girls X-Files Merlin Fantaghiro Irgendwie und Sowieso Jeeves & Wooster Rags to Riches Blackadder Létající Čestmír Doctor Who Black Books Spaced

Hello hello, lovelies! We're almost 6 months away from our event and thought it was about time to give you a little update on our current status for TWC 2. We're well on our way already, with the biggest expenses already covered ❤️ Here are our stretch goals! 🧵 #TheWeeCon

#ofmdmermay2026 day 2: storm 🌩️ #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath

Thank you to all who joined in! What fun to watch and share bts stories along with you all❤️🏴‍☠️ As promised, some bts footage. Ewen’s last day of filming, a moment where Buttons says goodbye to the crew hit harder😭 And an ode to his comedic genius✨

When is the worst possible time to do book launch stuff? Perhaps a Bank Holiday Saturday evening..? WHO KNOWS? ANYWAY - COOL S new cover available to buy NOW! diebooth.wordpress.com/2026/05/02/n... #CoolS #demons #cursed #booksky #horrorsky #indiebooks #lgbtqia+

The “any virtual OFMD thing” curse strikes again - couldn’t watch Samba and am feeling very put out. (On the other hand, it’s the first beergarden weekend of the year, our guests have been lovely, the weather is actually perfect … but still, no pirate fun! Boo!)

Happy MerMay! 🧜‍♀️🫧🔱 #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #mermay2026

Reminiscing about Calico Jack’s performance at WeeCon last year 😍😍😍 @tobinezumi42.bsky.social so brilliant!

Finally getting round to adding left over Wee Con stock to Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/s/58b54a1923

OMG! Vico is talking about the new Alexis Hall novel on instagram right now?!?! Two of my loves together!!!! 🤯🤩

i, too, love this thought #OFMD #OFMDfanart

real haters only: what was everyone's LEAST favorite book you read for school? Hamletmaschine - a very short, postmodernish play. We were too young, nobody had read Hamlet yet and it was suggested by our super edgy class edgelord because of all the cannibalism and incest … Not a good time.

My French teacher (who is actually really good) has decided to make us write a cover letter for our exam next Tuesday - although we have never even talked about that in class until this week (when I was off sick).

so full of beauty and ✨queer joy✨ [gif from goodsirs on tumblr]

Hail and well met! We will be opening the submissions for panels on June 1st, so have a think about what you would like to present on! This year, we’re having a variety of panel lengths, so if 45 minutes seemed a bit overwhelming, have no fear! 🧵 #theweecon #theweecon2 #2wee2con

A24 Alexis Hall TV series??? 🤯🤯🤯

Without downloading anything new, where are you at mentally?

A very special “why would you gutstab me like this” to whoever decided what to use as the end credits scene on The Innkeeper. That’s just rude. 😭😭😭😭😭 (And yes, I’m on rewatch number eleventy million and I still sob my little heart out, thank you very much, Jenkins)

Good thing about being off sick from school? I was lying in my comfy bed at home full of lovely flu meds when my classmate told me the worst teacher had copied a student’s presentation, forgotten to remove the student’s name and pretended it was her own when teaching a lesson on pedagogy.

Hey #GoodOmens pals! you might want to have a look at these 🥰🪽 www.etsy.com/it/listing/4...

Katherina #Reiche: "Ich war nie in der Gaslobby tätig."* Tatsächlich war Reiche noch am Tag ihrer Vereidigung als Lobbyistin der Eon-Tochter Westenergie im Lobbyregister aufgeführt. Unsere Recherche 👇 www.abgeordnetenwatch.de/recherchen/l....

Agent, Werewolf, NPC, Captain, Bush, and Sheep—Rhys Darby is everything you could want in a Couch Con guest and more. Join us this May 30th for a Momentus experience to remember—an extraordinary morning of live, laugh, and love. Grab your ticket at ShopStands.com

OFMD fandom, it’s International Dark Sky Week! I want to share some OFMD fanworks that celebrate the night, skygazing, and stars, along with some #IDSW resources and how to help make our nights better for everyone. Starting with @libroseitm.bsky.social's art for my fic As We Go Hand in Hand 1/

Right, new school week ahead, exam season coming soon and we still don’t have OFMD Season 3 or a Rhys Darby Netflix special??? 😩

Here is the transcript for the Ra Ep, it's free for everyone I don't mention the patreon much, but, it costs me $40/month to publish the podcast, as well as hours of work every ep to record&edit it, so if you want to join or do a one time thing that would be very appreciated <3 tinyurl.com/363jv84f

Thank you to everyone who has been so generous so far! We've exceeded my expectations and I'm so delighted that this pair are raising funds for such a good cause. 🧵 #deadloch

Is it too much to ask that people in this stupid village respect our opening times and don’t just walk in whenever they like??? 😭😭😭