my name is cow and wen its nite and when a star is shiyning brite and three wise men give me the nod i walk up close I lik the God

There was a bit of a menorah incident. 🕎

Alpha: I need a secret Santa gift for a girl in my class. Can I give her a banana? (100% Honest) Me: NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT! Deadmoose: laughs in the background Alpha, genuinely confused: why can't I give her a banana? Me: Please, trust me on this. No girl wants an unexpected banana as a gift.

Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.

lots of awkward standing around and whispering going on in the Oval Office right now

Schools should do what they do best, homicide investigations, and let the FBI return to doing what it does best, providing security details for Kash Patel’s girlfriend and driving her drunk friends home.

Two babies were born in New York within a year of each other, soon after WWII. One, Rob Reiner, lived a life of humanity and achievement. He brought us delight and joy. His memory will be a blessing. The other, Donald Trump, will be remembered as an embarrassment to our nation.

Usually, when I need an appointment at the VA, I can get one within 2 weeks. Today, I called for an appointment and the next available is in May, 2026. Firing 35K people will do that. The Trump administration hates veterans.

Just need to be clear that the US Air Force almost caused a major commercial flight catastrophe because they are flying over Venezuela with transponders off

As we mourn Rob Reiner, don’t skip this: he was, pretty much, personally responsible for overturning California’s Prop 8 banning same sex marriage. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...

Good morning ppl! Within the FDA, there is now not a single Director or up line above them with legacy knowledge of how the FDA was pre-trump. This is one of the greatest risk to the FDA right now.

Indiana Senate Republicans displayed more backbone to Trump this week than the leaders of Columbia and Northwestern and many law firms and countless other corporate leaders.

For fucks sake leave the guy alone!

This is just some ordinary dude no one had ever heard of, quietly getting by, and the administration has decided in a fit of pique to hound him for the rest of his life because otherwise they'd have to tacitly admit they're capricious incompetent villains. Just let him live, ffs

“We are targeting Venezuela because of DRUGS, not OIL, which is why we are blowing up boats without any drugs and stealing a tanker full of oil.”

Thou shalt not start a war to distract everyone so you can continue to protect billionaire pedophiles.

Are we at war, because I'm rooting for Venezuela.

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If you put powerful AI models directly into the hands of every American warrior, we are going to create so much porn. New frontiers of porn. Porn you haven't even imagined.

HOT NEW STYLEGUIDE ENTRY JUST DROPPED

"I'll burn down your house" - legally actionable, boring, common "I told the trees about you" - legally acceptable, foreboding, unsettling, the plants know your name and hate you

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a partridge in a pear tree. Ate it.

DC Public Library with a friendly reminder 📚

The LA Taco daily memo is legit the best approach to covering these widespread, disparate raids, bar none. A simple, three minute roundup that gives you the sense of the scale of the terror attacks every day. Why every news org in a town getting hit *still* hasn't copied this is beyond me.

Look, I'm just gonna tell cishet white people right now--Newsom ain't the one. You got Walz and Pritzker out here. You do not need a Bill Clinton clone wearing Mitt Romney's skin.

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

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Now with ALT text! derek guy: "It's funny to think that my preference for urban living in areas with dense, mixed-used, walkable neighborhoods, multi-family housing, small businesses, and diversity probably stems from Sesame Street. Like an early education in Jane Jacob's urbanist theories."

NEWS: The Institute of Museum & Library Services has restored ALL previously canceled federal grants to libraries, following a ruling by a federal judge in Rhode Island last month. This is a massive win for libraries & communities in every state & territory! Learn more: www.ala.org/news/2025/12...

Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.

@llbroadwell.bsky.social the cord that brought us together as friends. For this, I cannot completely hate it anymore.

Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨

ICE was blocked and impeded by people all the way to the Lincoln Tunnel

The National Guard needs to have a babysitter, so they don't get hurt. This is not what National Guard Members signed up for, yet here we are today. They are being forced to act as police officers. The starting pay for DC cops is 80K, Guard Members start pay: 24K or LESS! wtop.com/dc/2025/11/d...

But remember kids, if we're not actually in a State of War then you can't call them War Crimes. They're just sparkling murder

It is tragic that this person was put in a position where she lost her life for no reason other than to serve the vanity of a man determined to establish dominance over a city that hates him

Megan has been found!

Free digital version of The Art of KPop Demon Hunters!! theartofkpopdemonhunters.com

Especially if you're doing the blackout, consider hopping on or upping your patreon pledge to a creative. I just kicked some money to lawdork.com

This is murder. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

Megan from Denver. Megan who recently hurt her ankle in a Trader Joe’s parking lot and had surgery. Your boyfriend is talking shit about you at Denver airport & women across the internet are hunting him into his last days for you. You deserve WAY better than this asshole, Megan.

ICE is kidnapping people on Thanksgiving. If you think they can be reformed, ask your family how they would feel if they never saw you today.

This is who we're deporting while we're importing sex traffickers like the Tate brothers and white supremacists who are nostalgic for Apartheid.

muppets wearing scarves is thanksgiving’s most beautiful tradition

My neighbors are mostly Mexican men. Right now they're setting up a tailgate across the street. They are all in various NFL jerseys and are throwing a football around in the cold (we've joked about how they're not used to WI weather) and laughing. In short, fuck Stephen Miller.

“We still don't know the motive.” So, definitely white, a citizen, and they are desperately seeking a way to make it a leftist conspiracy. Good to know.

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~* it’s beginning to look a lot like gay cardinal season *~