COPS: if you do too well on the entry test we won't hire you bc we don't want smart people COPS: our fitness reqs are basically perfunctory COPS: 40% of us engage in domestic violence COPS: all that said, you're not even good enough for us. lol you suck dude, get bent BORDER PATROL: hey buddy

Trump says a lot of deranged shit, but, per this Reuters article — and the threats of invoking the Insurrection Act in Minnesota this morning — he is very clearly exploring how to cancel the midterms. www.reuters.com/world/us/fiv...

the question to ask about this is, okay, he wants to cancel the midterms. how does he get the VA state board of elections to cancel the midterms? how does he get the georgia board of elections to do it? how does he convince republican house members to quit their jobs and give up their paychecks?

i think i’m fully in on “the white house is run by thirtysomething chuds who think grand strategy games are real life”

Senate Democrats absolutely have to shut the govt down to stop this ICE insanity in the Twin Cities. This is not sustainable & cannot be normalized. Any Democratic vote to provide money to the thugs who are brutalizing this community is a grave betrayal to the people here. Accountability can't wait.

Walz: "What's happening in MN defies belief. News reports simply don't do justice to the level of chaos & disruption & trauma the federal govt is raining down... This long ago stopped being a matter of immigration enforcement. Instead, it's a campaign of organized brutality against the people of MN"

/6 ICE is a monument to totalitarianism, lawlessness, and bigotry. It should be ripped out and woodchippered root and branch and replaced with something focused on the concept that you can’t defend the rule of law by burning it down.

Let’s talk about abolishing ICE. Very few people who say “abolish ICE” mean “abandon all immigration enforcement.” Rather, they mean “the structure of immigration enforcement is irretrievably broken and needs to be reorganized, just like we did 23 years ago when we created ICE.” /1

babe whats wrong you havent touched your motorized hand that oozes lotion from its pores

now is the time of will stancil

I've been warning about this. Crypto bros think they can Big Short the global economy.

I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency. ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.

if you have a caesar problem whatcha need is a brutus

Frey: "You know what I don't want [ICE] focusing on? Hunting down a dad that just dropped his kids off at daycare, is about to go work a 12 hour shift who happens to be from Ecuador. That guy makes our city a better place."

It goes without saying that in the US you’re not supposed to have a masked secret police that snatches people off the streets without knowing if they’ve committed a crime. That’s about as basic a requirement for a democracy as exists.

No surprise, and don't feign "how this could happen?!" It's been woven into the fabric of America from the beginning. It's just that it's out in the open without any pretense anymore. www.texasobserver.org/ice-prosecut...

Having seen several abductions up close, it is really hard to convey how much the thing they’re doing is roaming in military convoys until they see someone who is alone and isn’t white, and then jumping out in large numbers, pulling them into a van, and screeching off, all in 90 seconds or so.

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'

So much wrong with this but…they sold his phone?!? Like, for profit?? Now ICE can just confiscate and pawn your property???

scott adams accepting jesus christ at the last minute, saying he looks forward to spending eternity with him, opening his eyes and learning that jesus is black

one of scott adams best posts

Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.

It’s worth considering that an overnight dismantling of ICE in 2029 would release into the wild a whole herd of specialists in violence with scant other marketable skills.

Just spitballing here, but I think the founders probably wouldn't have approved of a President putting the entirety of a highly militarized federal government on a war footing against a state because he didn't like how they voted in the last election. But I'm sure John Roberts knows what he's doing.

they abolished the department of education, we do not need a trojan horse to abolish ice we can just do it

usa going from tolerated hegemon to global enemy in < 12 mos

It would take a two-word amendment to 42 U.S.C. § 1983 to subject ICE agents and other federal law enforcement officers to the same liability for constitutional violations that local and state officers currently face. If Congress actually cared about what it's seeing, it could pass that overnight.

Hey @thehill.com we’re still waiting on your apologies for this lie. 🤷‍♀️

every one of us is getting radicalized by fake ai videos without knowing it some people are positively broiling their brains in them i'm afraid

edward snowden, but for the epstein files

TFTD: capitalism proved incompatible with the corporate slogan "don't be evil"

If your goal is to have a general strike happen and work you should be spending like 100% of your time and effort right now organizing and radicalizing truckers, railroad workers, longshoremen and logistics workers. That's the sector with the "destroy society if they stop working for a week" switch

Iran is an Islamic theocracy because of the US. Iran had a democratic government which the US and UK overthrew to install a brutal pro western dictatorship for oil. The 79 revolution was a direct consequence of this. People pretend the government is anti-US for no reason

There's a lot of talk about Trump "cancelling" elections. Elections aren't something "coordinated" by the federal government. Elections are bottom up Our whole government is bottom up: states conduct elections to field politicians that they send to the federal level to form a federal government.

There is no excuse for remaining on X, and the Government is simply wrong for suggesting it needs to keep a presence there to reach millions of UK users. These people won't vote for us.

to any politicians out there: the only metric by which i am deciding my votes in any future Democratic primary is how far they're willing to go in punishing this administration and i am far from the only one

It blows me away that there are still people out there with functioning brains who don’t take his deranged threats seriously. Maybe they will figure this all out in 3 more years.

The WallStreetBets subreddit has exploded tonight in the wake of the announcement of the extortion of Jerome Powell Full on "F--- Trump voters" meltdown

moreover immigration enforcement is almost always a civil, not criminal, infraction

now imagine that the strongman is really into cryptocurrency

I don’t see how this country survives until 2029 unless Trump is impeached and removed. This level of lawless malice is not sustainable. What fresh horrors await us this week?

Tillis is spot on. The Senate can't confirm a Trump toady to succeed Powell at the Fed. The rest of the game is now out in the open, and it doesn't end well.

Let us all stand with Chairman Powell.

we need to draw a hard, firm, uncrossable line on police dressed like terrorists

“The murdering will continue until you stop calling us murderers.”

Also, by their own standards, the cops protecting the Capitol on Jan 6 should have opened fire all over.

Jonathan Ross worked for Border Patrol before ICE

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR

"Cops are allowed to homicide me if I don't follow directions"