America is like the Titanic—the ship is sinking because the captain sucks and there aren’t enough lifeboats for everyone. 🇺🇸

In 1992, Ross Perot lost to Bill Clinton because Americans didn’t want a CEO running government like a business. Today? That’s exactly what we have. The only difference is government runs its “business” with guns. We voted no before then forgot why when Trump announced his candidacy. Here we are

The government said churches can preach politics. That’s not a Supreme Court ruling—it’s an IRS reinterpretation of the Johnson Amendment (1954). You know where else church + politics were king? Plymouth & Salem, MA 1600s when the pulpit was the state. That’s what happens when church = government.

In every dictatorship, the first move is seizing the story. Books. Radio. TV. Now? Streaming. Trump’s film tariffs aren’t about Hollywood—they’re about YOU. 🧵

Trump doesn’t need to hold the gun to pull the trigger. Is his regime willing to kill the public? Yes, they are. Never forget during the J6 insurrection, pipe bombs were placed at the DNC & RNC HQs. And a car with Molotov cocktails + weapons near the Capitol—proof their intent is to kill.

YouTube is the latest to bend over for Trump.

If Trump got shot he’d just lie out of that hole too.

Maybe we should abolish the 14th Amendment because then we could deport Trump and his regime for being completely unAmerican. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Trump once asked if injecting bleach could combat or cure Covid. RFK Jr was the only one who said yes. (A few nanoseconds later) Secretary of Health RFK Jr appointed 🇺🇸

Dear Military, Firing on citizens is illegal. Any order you’re given to do so must be disobeyed. 🇺🇸 Veteran

Trump says he'll send troops to Portland, Oregon, to handle 'domestic terrorists' “I am also authorizing Full Force, if necessary,” Trump said. What the actual fuck?! apnews.com/article/trum...

My neighbor defends the Venezuelan boats getting blown up because international waters belong to the US because we patrol them. I can’t get him to see reality. We’re even watching news clips about it. The authoritarian justification is insane.

Donald Trump, Jeffrey Epstein & Roman Polanski walk into a bar, but turn and leave because they don’t serve minors. #EpsteinFiles

More #Tylenol jokes

Have a smile 😊

Minnesota’s state attorney basically said 🖕🏼 Go Minnesota! www.cbsnews.com/news/justice...

Storms = Headache Politics = Headache Storms + Politics = Migraine 🇺🇸

Phone Call: MAGA Brother: You going to mom’s this weekend? Me: Release the Epstein Files *click*

Trump walks up stairs like he walks down ramps—slowly.

It’s okay to laugh. We need to sometimes.

Calgon, take me away. Please

The Constitution says, “We the People” not “We of this or that class of People.” Class system is caste system and caste system is not democracy. “We the People” is equality not monetary or structural divisiveness. 🇺🇸

I suppose Tylenol is going to be kept behind the counter and I’ll have to swear I won’t make autism with them. 🇺🇸

It costs too much money to update our current prisons to humane conditions, which is why newly-built detention centers aren’t even trying. 🇺🇸

Home Alone 2 Deleted Scenes

BREAKING: Trump bans the ‘Pepsi Challenge’ because he prefers Coke and won’t be challenged. 🇺🇸

Fun Fact: The Government never fully defended the First Amendment. Their actions and rulings since it was written prove it. History hasn’t been rewritten yet. Study it. 🇺🇸

Ahhh, those boats we blew up in the Caribbean were smuggling acetaminophen. It all makes sense.

I bought a different brand coffee from the store. I don’t like it. Will the pain and suffering ever end?!

Me: What grade are you in? Her: I’m retired Me: But you’re 8 Her: I know 🇺🇸

My daughter: “I don’t like southern states because I’m northern.” 😂 👍🏼 🇺🇸

Consumers moved on Disney like a bitch…

Jimmy called Joe Rogan “middle.” Let the jokes flow!

If you’re pro-America but get offended by profanity, you didn’t make it past free speech—and you misunderstood both. 🇺🇸

The rapture is like a shitty pimple that won’t go away.

“The UN is pointless, your countries are going to hell, but I support you 100% because I want to sell you coal.” —DJT

Presidential immunity set Trump’s given fucks amount to zero.

2025 Dating

Trump wants to be the world’s solution. He’s not.

Capitulation to tyranny is willful enslavement.

Dark money in politics is a cancer which needs to be cut out without the benefit of anesthesia.

Not eloquently stated but he’s right. www.cbsnews.com/live-updates...

Whenever my male and female cats wrestle I always cheer her on. Screw alpha-male garbage. Girl power! 🐈 & 🐈‍⬛

I guess we celebrate the lack of rapture by hump day tomorrow?

Reverting America back to a time in our history when rights were limited or nonexistent, corporations operated with impunity, labor rights didn’t exist, voter disenfranchisement the norm, age/race/gender discrimination was common, lynching legal, education & healthcare poor, will not make us great.

You know accountability is right because government avoids it desperately.

Government, Your ability to answer tough questions is precisely what transparency means. If you stand by your decisions then you have nothing to hide. But you have a lot to hide which is why you’re as transparent as sewage.

Sorry folks, this year’s rapture has been called on the account of stupidity. Maybe next year. 🤷🏻‍♂️