oh boy is it all my fault or what!!

Derangement ✦ #art #vtm #malkavian ✦

Cageborn Obscura

hello!! i got hit by an overdraft fee after forgetting to cancel a $2 monthly charge on patreon and now i'm in the red. if anyone could commission me or share this i would appreciate it a lot

wanting to get fucked while you're on your period makes you feel like one of peryite's chosen

i wrote something for fun. i want to get back into writing something for fun. ko-fi.com/post/will-my...

Puppeteer

mina ha the woman that you are #deadlock

finished bust commission!

Melania Takes Camilla On Fun Girls’ Day Of Staring Coldly Across Empty Room In Silence

you should also know it's my birthday soon and im gonna be the birthday boy on my birthday (this weekend)

hello!! i just spent $40 on an uber for an emergency today. if anyone wants to help me out i'm opening my busy commissioned at reduced rate. $15 for a sketchier artstyle and $25 for polished

“very leftist” liberal

Standing perfectly still so I don't accidentally spend money

in new zealand they call him trint rizna

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

i cannot overstate as an american how much i want our tech giants to face actual consequences for their bullshit, and i hope the entirety of the EU follows suit with this

"Trust Lesbians, Not Cops" Seen in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

sorry im late i was busy kissing my husband over and over

@sheriffsodomyjones.bsky.social's normal malkavian guy. mal (kavian)

my pookie.... this loser was my first ever #VTM pc and i liked when he got hurt

sigh if only i could be that corny and lame

Just a reminder that this account just makes things up and presents them as news. It's lib fan fiction. Nothing from the Halfway Post is real. They pretend it's satire, but what is this even satirizing? What's the commentary? What's the joke?

social commentary is when some white people are on scholarship and some white people are trust fund babies

*wet blinking noise* Oil on linen.

Giant mermaid

5-Year-Old Kojima Tweeting: 10:57: Just Ate "Twix Snickerdoodle". Wow! I enjoyed the subversion of the 'Cookie Element', and the lingering sweet flavor. This dessert makes one question what the nature of COOKIE and CANDY truly is. It is a rare "treat" for fans of the genre.👍 18:32: Ate "Broccoli".

i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health

voting today 😳

i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

gratien fournier. ghouled in the 1930s, still alive and kicking somehow.

Someone tell Hillary that this is her husband’s legacy too

Hey, there's that finished piece! More for the #BOXED series, the Hare. You can get a print of it over on my INPRINT: www.inprnt.com/gallery/jack...

I love Shivers ~

i know i've been pretty quiet but here's the result of my January: a totally handmade, fully-functional marionette created for a local winter-themed puppet show. she's called the Winter Maw & she'll eat you alive, just like real winter

Anatomy moths up for tattoo grabz too! Poor things I keep forgetting telling that they are available as designs as well!

Here’s some sketches exploring one of my ideas for the creature from “The Terror” by Dan Simmons, and how I imagined it could work as a supernatural element while still able to be mistaken for a polar bear at a glance or in the distance~

live with day 2! 👻

kinda want to watch the iron lung movie 😔 i love the game and i love people dying inside a sub they were welded into

All done? Just select Bust from the Sex menu

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i'm so much of a fujoshi i married another guy and started taking testosterone

obama only hurt people i don't care about. what a guy

If you haven't already, January is a good time to cancel your Xbox Game Pass in solidarity with Palestine. Read more about the boycott on our website and sign our pledge at nogamesforgenocide.com

baseball used to be so benign to me . until i moved to chicago

I made a Pong mod that makes the paddle slightly curvier #paddles