i cooked dinner for a law enforcement officer’s wife last night actually 👮🏻‍♂️ i urge all citizens to do the same

Kirby With Suspiciously Familiar Haircut Delivers News to Dead Soldier’s Family

if you let me join your chicago by night game ill sing you a wonderful little tune

the blair witch project was good but i think the moral of the story is that you dont take men camping or hiking or they get really weird and negative once they get hungry. bring another woman and a dog that doesnt lift its leg to piss and you'll be fine

confide

i really have to ask like. what is my job at this point really. do everything and get yelled at?

i love my autistic husband who spends an inordinate amount of time perfecting his steam profile to brag about achievements in an artful and aesthetically pleasing way

im married to a fucking lamprey

Some piggies I painted for the very good podcast horror series, @thewrongstation.bsky.social ! This is from the episode "A Long Slice of Ham".

not true

It's pretty wild to me that investigators have uncovered that anti-trans campaigns are largely funded by the fossil fuel industry, and that the presumed motivations are pretty directly to redirect the public conversation away from climate change... and that this isn't bigger news.

subway fauna

Preview for my pieces(s) for the Vampire of Color charity zine. You can read my short story inspired by the pontianak from various SEA folklore (and see the illustration that goes with it)! Preorder + info here: bit.ly/bipocvampzine. Profits go to the Sickle Cell Disease Association of America.

Hey guys got raptured in the first group(!) and Im in heaven right now and I wanted to just prep you that everyone is naked here. Like everyone. God included. There's not even robes. I asked and they said there's no robes.

i don't go here but this is so cool (in malay folklore we call the krasue penanggal)!

As part of our premiere, we are helping #BIPOCVampDaywith their Virtual Blood Drive for Sickle Cell Disease Association of America! donate.tiltify.com/2e975c94-3f5...

yes!! raise the retirement age! #TortureGenX

WE'RE BROKE!! HELP!!

help I'm paranoid and unwell!!

been very hard to watch a bunch of 50-year-old podcasters come to terms with having a job.

gonna be late for work because i randomly started talking about kropotkin on my way out the door 🧘

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

close enough welcome back hms erebus

trump didn't have a stroke he's just expressing how he feels about charlie kirk getting necked 😕🫤

i actually dont care if you're trans or not if you're in the US military you should kill yourself. i actually don't care at all what happens to you. rot.

“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say

[ #PingPongtheAnimation ] Been watching that ping pong anime. I really enjoy the artistic spirit of it, it's great.

you are so ANNOYINGGGGGGG

charlie kirk getting shot is just a distraction from the cracker barrel rebrand

everything reminds me of him

nothing going on in my brain rn im just making up menial shit to do at work. what am i supposed to he doing? i dont remember. Bitch

it does pay to be friends with your landlord 😔

my husband was half my age for a whole month when i was 2

More reasons to be anti-AI

pissing my lutheran dad off with bible verses he doesnt like

brother how am i already stressed i just got to work an hour ago. help

this is taking too long aaaaaa

i decided like a decade ago that my gender was literally just boyfriend and now husband. and everyone thought i was joking but i mean it for real. is that sad? i dont care

transgendereds please if you hate your gender and wish you weren't your gender maybe it is still the wrong gender. maybe you need to explore a little more. i think it might be wrong if you hate it and it fills you with dread. gender is not that Matter Of Fact.figure it tf out.

at a malaysian food festival!!

This should have been a Wii Sport