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How is — the tell and not “You’ve been in my class for months and I know how stupid or not stupid you all are

I’m looking at you @mcuban.bsky.social pls advocate for rich ppl to pay their fair share of taxes it literally means nothing coming from me (you should google what percentage of income goes to taxes for poor ppl if u aren’t sure. Im assuming u do but then why would u be the way u are so who knows)

yes. they literally blame higher education for a social order that doesn’t give unquestioned deference to people like themselves

The difference between "access" and "transparency" is really important. Trump is absolutely giving more reporters more time to ask questions (inc. outlets that just want to praise him). At the same time it's stopped publishing transcripts and WH visitor logs.

Reading about corporate lobbying against child labor laws in the 1920s and it's the same shit, they never change. It's socialism. It will destroy business. Leave it up to the states. Parents know better than politicians.

it's pretty damning when it's all laid out like this www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

“What am I listening to? Oh, just the music of Post Malone. He’s a pop artist,” the panicked, sweating Lily Paolini said theonion.com/ashamed...

me: sistine chapel roan sniper (focused on me): i’m ready to take the shot

Slightly more seriously. It's crazy how the entire supposed constitutional theory of Trump 2.0 is that all power is vested in this single individual, down to every last tiny detail and whenever you ask him he's like "I have no idea; ask the lawyers"

We need a leftist Andrew Tate. We need a leftist Fox News. We need a casino where you don't gamble and they give you free money. I refuse to understand the ecosystem I'm in the center of and I will not leave or modify my behavior. We need leftist McNuggets

ALL FLEETWOOD MAC SONGS THAT DO NOT FEATURE A STEVIE NICKS LEAD VOCAL ARE NOW TARIFFED AT 250%

2 Godzilla 2 Minus One

I’m sorry but if your students use AI to write papers and you use AI to grade them zero school is happening. You are running together on a hamster wheel

Observation

me this morning www.nytimes.com/2025/04/09/o...

it is because they want to impoverish the country! they don’t want high end manufacturing. they want americans working subsistence wages making t shirts and clothes hangers

A former French military base, Vauban is a thriving neighbourhood of 5,500 residents connected to Freiburg town centre by bus and light rail. Built in the late 1990s as a radical experiment in low-car living, it forgoes virtually all on-street parking in favour of active, green, and social spaces. 🧵

The way we live now is insane. My alarm goes off and my phone’s morning summary reads “a bunch of businesses took money from you while you slept and your cat shit at 3:17 a.m. Add litter. Here’s the weather”

Cory Booker also just said this and it almost knocked me over: "I confess that I have been imperfect. I confess that I've been inadequate to the moment. I confess that the Democratic Party has made terrible mistakes that have given way to this demagogue"

Some 2,000 scientists, including dozens of Nobel Prize winners, have signed an open letter warning that the U.S. lead in science is being "decimated" by the Trump administration's cuts to research.

what booker is doing right now is an example of what i mean when i say things like “we need more ambition right now.” there is room in american politics right now for people with ambition to take big stands and reap the rewards. he’s doing it!

Why do people think he’s smart? This is ridiculous misinformation. When the United States was formed there were also customs inspectors and postmasters and light house keepers and judges and thousands of others. They made government function.

this is great and gets to what might be the defining attribute of this administration which is that trump himself is barely aware of what is happening

i take him at his word that he wants to win, the interesting thing to me is when his strategy fails — and it has failed, multiple times — he just pretends it was never tried

this isn’t gonna fix American democracy but Rebecca black’s new EP is really good

executioner: “any last words?” damned: “i wish i wasn’t about to be killed i was just starting to like my life” executioner: “fuck that’s really sad do you have something happier to say”

Taking a ton of people off their psychiatric meds cold turkey and then dropping them all on a ranch together sounds like a realty show in the worst Robocop future

Not my district professional development starting with a session on using AI as a fine arts teacher 🤢

What about all the kids in Dallas who’s parents named them Luka?

I know not like us is the greatest diss track of all time but the real killing blow on drake was bbl drizzy

KENDRICK JUST NOW

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

When high me opens the freezer and sees mini tacos from Trader Joe’s

Dawg they got 80k people in there saying "A MINORRRRR" I'd go into hiding

This little motherfucker is a demon bro he looked directly into the camera when he said Drake name

MUSTARDDDDDDDDDD

What is fucking wrong with the Dallas mavericks!!!!

(person kisses reluctantly) “great! now rule #2 - never aim your weapon at someone you don’t intend to kill”

(instructor, aiming at person not giving their gun a lil kiss) “do it right now I fucking s2g”

(a gun safety class, i assume) “alright now that we’ve learned to clean our firearms it’s time for gun safety rule #1 - don’t forget to give ur gun a lil kiss 🥰”

Today, I made CJ Mcoullum miss a free throw bc I yelled that his contract had good value

tiktok could never give us this

made cabbage with sausage over rice for dinner tonight. cabbage remains such a world-beater. accounting in equal parts for flavor, versatility, and value, it's easily a top-tier vegetable, and although it may not necessarily be the best vegetable it should absolutely be in the conversation

okay i'm so tired of having to explain this every time the chiefs play in front of a national audience. yes, all the chiefs players are married to each other. no, they DO NOT all have sex with each other at halftime. they're more professional than that, and there's a lot more to marriage than that