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Tamal supremacy

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Wait is this bad

I want you to think about the worst person you know and how miserable they are and use that as motivation to keep going we are going to win

PSA: Satanic Temple is led by a reactionary, borderline-fascist grifter. PLEASE do not amplify the claim that they are magically going to feed a big bunch of the WIC/SNAP folks set to go hungry. At a minimum, that's doing free PR for bad people. And it potentially gives the impacted false hope.

I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."

you have been visited by Baby Bison and will now enjoy 48 hours of elevated serotonin

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Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

when you hit the wrong button

Voy a empezar a dejar jeringas con tylenol en las butacas de los cines y una nota que diga “bienvenido al mundo del autismo.”

to summarize the disney/kimmel situation

New: Sarah MacLachlan, Jewel, and more musicians scheduled to perform at tonight's premiere for Hulu's ABC News doc LILITH FAIR have all pulled out after Disney scrapped the red carpet. First notable talent consequence of the Jimmy Kimmel situation.

#victoryFormation #49ers

An Aug. 29 policy statement from U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services, the federal agency, will from now on bar nonpartisan groups such as the League of Women Voters from offering voter registration services at the end of naturalization ceremonies. /1

It frankly boggles my mind that we have invented a computer that cannot do math.

Hope the Criterion Collection release of DEEP CRIMSON introduces a new audience to the work of Arturo Ripstein, one of the pillars of modern Mexican cinema. I had the privilege of interviewing him in 2023 when he came to LA for an American Cinematheque retrospective: www.latimes.com/entertainmen...

Esto es relevante. Muy.

Mushroom Cloud Hopefully Nothing Major theonion.com/mushroo...

Congress, Now More Than Ever, We Need Your Cowardice

is it this

The correct answer to "What is a woman?" is "I don't give a shit."

Oh man, this is nuts reporting. “Federal agents came to suspect that Bukele…had diverted U.S. aid funds to the gang as part of the alleged deal to provide it with money and power in exchange for votes…”

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha (breath) hahahahahahaha

Los últimos siete minutos de Marrow de YOB >

Cardinal Passed Over For Pope Devoted Life To God For Nothing theonion.com/cardina...

I know I'm biased, but Chicago Pope isn't REAL Pope, you can only get good Pope if it's made with water from New York.

¡válgame el cielo NYK!

from now on I'll be calling the "male loneliness epidemic" the "male whininess epidemic" because women are lonely too but we just fucking take care of it instead of being little brats all the damned time

¡Madres con los Knickerbockers!

Today is Bandcamp Friday.

"I don't know what the big deal is" — exactly the right energy for fighting a moral panic

Va a llover como un millón de años.

I'd like to be Pope. That would be my #1 choice.

Las mismas caras que yo ponía cuando mi papá se ponía hasta el huevo y hablaba incoherencias

In their minds, "reducing congestion" just means widening roads.

The Onion Looks Back On Pope Francis Busting His Holy Ass

I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article

“oh yeah? well our tariffs are now a million infinity percent plus one”

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darkly funny that every big tech CEO prostrated themselves in front of Trump admin and he still sent their companies through a cheese grater

just found out about this online "anti-woke" marketplace that lists local businesses that support "conservative values" -- in other words you can look up which places near you to avoid www.publicsquare.com/marketplace

¡LOS SOLES!

BREAKING: Israeli settlers have carried out a ‘lynching’ of the co-Director of Oscar winning documentary No Other Land. Hamdan Billal has injuries in his head and stomach and is reportedly bleeding.