What in the festive fuck

800+ followers! Thanks! 😊

I feel this.

Happy Thursday! How’s everyone doing?

Haven’t been feeling social media much lately. I’m sure I’ll be more active again soon. Love y’all!

Who wants to help me water the plants?

Finally a cold front in Texas. Fuzzy winter robe this morning.

Been a minute since I posted. Hope everyone is having a good week! 😘

No. 😢😢😢😢😢

A little late but here’s my #MonochromeMonday shot! Happy new week everyone! 💋

#art #artist #nudeart #erotic Egon Schiele (1890-1918) 'Female nude' 1911 pencil on paper

So sexy. I’m voracious. 67 books, so far, this year. ❤️

700 followers?! Y’all are too awesome!! 🥰🥰🥰

What. The. Fuck? 🙄

Has anyone tried the hot pocket browning sleeve on anything else? Will it brown my taquitos, for instance? Do they become more powerful the more you use? Can I turn my microwave into an air fryer with the power of a hot pocket sleeve? Experiments will begin as soon as I purchase a fire extinguisher.

How’s everyone’s Thursday going?

This is a perfect example of how Donald Trump views the entire federal government, and really the whole country, as a thing that belongs to him personally. L'État, c'est moi.

when you step in something wet while wearing socks

I wearing my old Golden Girls tee shirt from Target so you know I’m DTF.

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Tan lines. Bush. 1977. Excellence.

Happy Saturday morning, Bluesky! 💋

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Updated in 2020 after his wife left him during covid for the next door neighbor who looks like Jason Momoa

Happy #SexySunday! 💙

Can a chimp on a motorbike jump over a pyramid of zebras? Thanks to a meddling Greeneville County zoo inspector, we may never know.

times have changed. you can't even hang out by a gas station smoking cigarettes and saying "you kids wanna see a dead body?" anymore

OBVIOUSLY this is how we all dress in Texas. 🤭😈💋🤷‍♀️

#ThursdayThoughts on my 9 cocks?

My friend called me and said "Meet me at the Vinyl Shop in 45". I made it there in 33, which was Record Time…

WHEN YOU REFUSE TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT GUNS, PEOPLE DIE. PERIOD. GUNS DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR FUCKING POLITICS ARE. But sure, go ahead and canonize a guy who believed gun deaths were "worth it." I make no apologies for saying this.

For as long as I have been friends with my @daddynycdos873.bsky.social , I have been friends with MT. I call him my oracle. My D/s professor. He gave me an education. I cherish his expertise and existence in my world. He doesn’t post here on BS, but he’s given me permission to share his work. 🖤

Ideal

Café - Confiserie (1974) by Béla Czene

Have a great #MonochromeMonday 🖤🩶🤍

Need. 🥵

All I wanted was a Coca Cola Classic fountain soda and they gave me diet. I can’t drink this swill. And I will never recover from this betrayal.

Ugh. Too much face again. Apologies for the repost. Green. This is my favorite color. 💚

I second this.

I adore lantana. 🧡💛

“I found dinner!” Says 11 year old as he sets two boxes of macaroni and cheese on the counter. 🙄🤦🏼‍♀️😂

CORRECT!

OMG WHAT?!?! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

It’s bullshit, really. Good morning! 🩷

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It IS really hot in Texas. The breeze would feel so nice. 😘🔥

Dallas Cowboys. I know you’re going to break my heart tonight. But I will love you forever. 💙🩶