Mood. Although I always say "never again," then inevitably info dump to someone I think is safe, only to repeatedly find out the hard way that I suck at reading people and their utter lack of interest in anything I say. Unless it's a dumb musing about an old TV show, I guess.

This is the worst possible time for heartburn to join forces with heartbreak, I really need sleep

Of all my random ass posts to escape containment, why tf was it that one

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Fellas, if we were as angry as we should be, there would be A LOT of blood in the streets. Count yourselves lucky and STFU before we cross the "I'll give you something to cry about" line.

Starting the full listen through of the Anthology a bit late in the day, but I was running errands and meal prepping (whilst listening to a podcast)

Absolutely incredible. NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone. Watch with sound on.

Y'all remember that show from the 90s, Ally McBeal? Everyone got hung up on the dancing baby, but the scene where she finds out her crush is married and imagines getting hit in the chest with arrows is what I always think of.

Tim Curry IS VERY MUCH ALIVE. It is his birthday so he is trending because people are gushing about how great he is, which is deserved.

Happy two ✌️ years of TTPD for all those who celebrate

Neighbor's kid is probably asleep, so for my own sake I turned the music volume down to a "not too obnoxious outside my apartment" volume. Brownies are cooling, I still have a substantial amount of wine available to drink, but am missing a key piece (namely someone to fold me like a lawn chair).

Nope, nevermind, found the song I will sing along to really loudly

Definitely playing the "let's confuse everyone" playlist, which includes tracks from the Daft Punk Tron: Legacy soundtrack.

Uh oh, Nine Inch Noize (the NIN/Boys Noize collab) is bringing out the millenial stank face. Good thing I'm still well within the noise regs for my complex - while I don't give a flying fuck about pissing off my "imma piss off the edge of the balcony" neighbors, I'm not trying to attract cops.

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

I'm at the level of wine consumption where I am blasting old school Gaga and debating on baking brownies

ok see the trick is to find people who are turned on by your rock collection

Jesus that's fuckin incredible

Alright kids, should I disrespect my Sauvignon Blanc with frozen fruit or with olives today (it's kinda warm but it's also overcast)

Taking a break from the stack of history and strategy books today.

Sigh, same.

Story time. With gas prices skyrocketing (over $5/gal here), my local gas station decided to not only ban debit cards at the pump, but also they slowed the pumps way down. That last part is super important for this story because it led to a funny (if humiliating) series of events.

whats wrong sailor, you havent touched your grimace from mcdonalds sliced penis meat

“To resign in protest is to choose the purity of public dissent over the grinding, unglamorous work of internal constraint. Johnson chose the latter. McMaster called it dereliction. It may have been the opposite.” Brilliant; wish I’d written this, @sodrock.bsky.social

Broke: nuclear strategy is insane because of men Bespoke: nuclear strategy is insane because those men were economists

Constantly shifting work schedules this week means that, for me, time is a flat circle and my brain ceased functioning beyond "I am a meat popsicle" roughly 36 hours ago. That, kids, is how you end up finding a random courier bag key in your pocket (thankfully said bag is secured in a safe/SCIF).

“We’ve got more coming in” is carrying a lotta weight there

CENTCOMMMMMMMM

can’t say what i want to happen to these people for legal reasons

Pretty sure my upstairs neighbor's boyfriend just pissed off their balcony onto the bushes adjacent to my balcony. I fucking hate them and their terrorist toddler so fucking much. So, what to do? Choosing to drink wine about it and watch The Fifth Element at an obnoxiously loud volume.

Goddammit, fell for it again. 🤮

What about the opposite approach - silly comedy war movies that ended up being way too close to home: Pentagon Wars In The Army Now

Now that they’re safe on the ground we.. ocean, I can make a joke OMG ARTEMIS IS IN TROUBLE WE’RE GETTING REPORTS OF A GIANT CAT BATTING THEM OUT OF THE SKY OH THE HUMANITY

Humanity did that. Science did that. Publicly-funded research did that. Excellent universities did that. Diversity did that. International cooperation did that. Artemis II is a perfect example of what we can do at our best. Welcome home, Integrity crew!

We couldn't have done it without her.💐

The radio issues for Artemis II are legitimately hilarious. "Are you pressing the button?" "Yes we are pressing the button." "Did you reset it?" "Yes we reset it." Waiting for "did you put fresh batteries in it before you left?"

THEY SENT FOUR HUMAN BEINGS 252,756 MILES AWAY, WENT FULLY AROUND THE MOON AND BROUGHT THEM BACK TO LAND IN THE PRECISE LOCATION THEY WANTED EVERYONE WHO WORKED ON THIS IS THE COOLEST PERSON ON EARTH

My husband, repeatedly: “How can they do this? How can it be so precise??” SCIENCE. Publicly funded science.

I miss SimAnt

these motherfuckers said it would splashdown at 8:07 and it splashed down at 8:07. after going to the fucking moon. fucking a man. god damn

I'm moonscrolling

OH COME ON bsky.app/profile/bria...

The world is a complicated place right now. This moment reminds us what we can do together. It reminds me that there is still so much good that America can do and be part of. Welcome home Integrity