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I mean…. You’d have to be a top tier alcoholic to believe Trump won in 2020

First reported by Beth LeBlanc of @detroitnews.com, U.S. Rep. Haley Stevens, who is running for U.S. Senate, was loudly and prolongedly booed at the Michigan Democratic Party convention.

TOMORROW (4/20) is the last day to register to vote and to update your voter registration ahead of the primaries! Even if you are registered to vote, make sure to check your registration. Go to mvp.sos.ga.gov today!

This early heat plus drought has fucked my hydrangeas. They look terrible

Palantir put out a 22-point summary of their CEO's book The Technological Republic. It's pitched as a defence of the West, but if you read it through the VDA framework, verification, deliberation, accountability, what it's actually doing looks rather different. twitter-thread.com/t/2045574398...

Damn… so that’s where all the cocaine comes from.

….. I would have loved to see the stop cop City folks in Atlanta do this. Instead we accepted the loss, moved on, and continued voting for the people who fucked us. The Atlanta way

Still makes me laugh.

I will NOT Jodie foster this kind of behavior. Jk I fucking love this movie

A+ description. Bravo Facebook person

Idgaf what the police findings are. This was a lynching. They haven’t stopped. The cops are just better at covering it up and moving on.

THE LYING LIBERAL MEDIA WONT SHOW YOU THE TRUTH!! OBAMA REFUSED TO ANSWER CRUCIAL QUESTIONS ON WHETHER NY STYLE OR CHICAGO STYLE WAS BETTER!!! -TTG

i once threw up at a smashing pumpkins concert and billy corgan has yet to ask me if i’m feeling any better.

God damnit. Duke’s mayo has been bought by private equity. The enshitification of America continues.

Child: I know your name. Mamdani. Obama: What’s his first name? Child: Mayor.

Not sure if these two are connected, but anyways, Bluesky has The Juice therecord.media/russia-crack...

Same difference

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

‼️ATLANTA RECORDS EARLIEST 90 TODAY‼️ ➡️Today's high temperature of 90°F in Atlanta is the earliest 90°F since records here began in 1878. ➡️The previous record for earliest 90°F was on April 23, 1980 when the high was 91°F. ... https://x.com/NWSAtlanta/status/2045302643547918762

Straight of Hormuz news encapsulated in a gif

Just how bad is this spring’s drought?? The worst in US History, going all the way back to the 1890s, even worse than Dust Bowl springs. And #Florida is among the worst in the nation… 1/

You Do Not Hate Congress Enough

lol. Great job sticking to your morals @atlpresscollective.com

Flock cameras have useful, modular electronic components in them, including: - Rechargeable lithium iion battery with solar panel - 5G LTE modem - 5MP 16mm camera with IR filter Plus various other components with precious metals that can be harvested for scrap.

lol. Great job sticking to your morals @atlpresscollective.com

“In many ways fines have come to replace taxes,” he said. “What I’m trying to show here is, ‘How is enforcement failing?’"

Fines are fees you pay to continue doing business. $20.5 million is 0.00286% of Amazon’s $716.9 billion in revenue for FY2025 That’s $1.43. One dollar and fourth three cents if you made $50k last year. That’s not nearly enough to change behavior. This will happen again and again.

whenthecreeksrise.org From overflowing creeks and rivers to demolished bridges to submerged homes and automobiles ... floods have repeatedly begged Atlanta to change how it plans and builds and understands the land beneath it. Project via Canopy Atlanta & Partnership for Southern Equity⬇️

lol rats gonna rat

INBOX: The Amphibian Foundation is the latest metro Atlanta-based institution to announce its departure from X, formerly known as Twitter. www.patreon.com/posts/saying...

3 of these left. Unlike the messiah, they're not coming back www.thecolacorporation.com/products/pop...

Last week I travelled to an ICE Facility outside of Seattle to share stories with on-the-ground Activists and Organizers about how to operate safely in these zones of 'High Risk' conflict I share some insight from that and the additional security measures I took here: youtu.be/mkMwTKrtfVQ

Loved chatting with Hood Anchor Ye about my EMS bill and the policies we pushed for through end of session! Thank you Senator Wicks for making this happen! And thank you to Virga Media

Whew! My second home in NYC is 6 million. Dodged a tax bullet there.

What exactly is going on with the FBI being able to extract Signal message content from Apple's iPhone notification database? @josephcox.bsky.social gets into it. For more on this story and what you can do to protect yourself, our latest podcast here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNUO...

Me, drunk posting

Clearly……..

Gonna be a bad year for pine beetle, ambrosia beetle, and other wood boring insects. Drought makes trees stressed. Stressed trees are more susceptible to disease and pests. An early drought exacerbates this effect.

How’s the weather outside? NOT GREAT

Absolutely love when my favorite podcasts, behind the bastards and last podcast on the left, coincidentally cover the same topic close in time to one another.

In this house we believe in FUCK AI BULLSHIT