in summary

just got raptured and it's fucking awesome up here

When I discover a new artist and I gotta make sure they human

How is no-one selling indulgences on the blockchain yet

the lesson of the pandemic lockdowns should have been "the only people important to the functioning of society are the workers who actually do things" if every rich asshole on earth vanished in a puff of smoke tomorrow, nobody would notice or care

another win for They Don't Have Enough Guys theory

We have computerized records for everything these days, I am sure that 95% of the tariffs can be refunded without any difficulty whatsoever www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPq0...

I'm guessing that after all the suing shakes out, that small businesses will not get refunded, and large ones will.

So as a company that had to pay a tariff (which we ate) on our card game (showed up on our bill as "fentanyl tariff,") there's no clear path to getting that back even though SCOTUS says it was not allowed? Cool, cool

Supreme Court still needs to be destroyed

Three supreme court justices watched this senile dumbass go on tv and say "But I did the tariffs very strongly because the president of switzerland was nasty to me" and still think he should have the power to do this unilaterally

The Joker:

legacy political media is going to look back very fondly on woke 1 when we get to woke 2

The best time to stop giving Amazing your money was a looooooong fucking time ago, the 2nd best time is right the fuck NOW

@billkristolbulwark.bsky.social: "It’s important that Minnesota be not just a shining example of what can be done. It needs to be a harbinger of what’s going to be done. It needs to be a model not just admired but emulated. We should all be Minnesotans now." www.thebulwark.com/p/were-all-m...

"The measure also establishes that “willfully” disseminating or helping a minor access material deemed “harmful” without their parental consent would be a crime... possibility of imprisonment of up to a year, and a fine between $500 and $2,500." I. TOLD. YOU. littlevillagemag.com/iowa-house-b...

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Going to pop into one or two of these tomorrow, I am DYING with excitement www.texasmonthly.com/style/guide-...

hahaha seriously though we should charge these people as child sex traffickers

Open the fucking borders.

Are these lyrics to an of Montreal song I've never heard?

“Roll up the windows, park in a sunny spot, and let the sun do its magic—in a couple hours, your baby will have all the toxins flushed from its system,” Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

Trumpstein admin next? shots like this would be extra primo 👌👌

Sweet Jesus, he’s an anesthesiologist!!!!!!

Remembering all those “Has #MeToo Gone Too Far?” thinkpieces.

recession indicator: the leftover valentines candy at CVS is 33% off instead of 50%

Who knew that goons weren't a renewable resource

klingon slang for butt

I prefer good things happening to good people, but I will accept bad things happening to bad people. It's the Splenda of joy.

many very smart people have proposed the running out of goons theory

Still no information from ICE on the 4 Oglala citizens allegedly illegally detained last month. time.com/7379166/ice-...

As people react to Prince Edward’s arrest & S. Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol’s conviction, a quick reminder that the USA’s culture of impunity stretches back to the Civil War. Jefferson Davis & the rest should have been hung for treason as was customary then. But they weren’t & here we are.

Yoon and Prince Andrew wishing they had a friend like John Roberts.

Heated Chivalry

i'm going to deadname prince andrew that's his biological title

a lot of impunity news today

i keep buying new books cuz i have no shelf control

Mc fucking squeeze me?!

"Why did you do this to me? For what reason? What is the charge? Trading secrets? Trading succulent state secrets?"

Getting shown up in the arena of elite impunity by *the British monarchy* is an incredible “America at 250!” achievement

I don't miss having tiny children

we should arrest woody allen today for national morale (based solely on his film practice)

Maybe it's my imminent period making me feel this way but I think it would be good for some of these creeps to be loudly punished, painfully & publicly, and all their riches stripped away and redistributed to the poor

JEALOUSY

Oh look another growth minded idea that the 1 million dollars Richmond spends on Flock cameras could go to for instance. Fund the arts and watch crime rates drop!

U.K. action helps expose DOJ coverup: Feb 7: Bondi DOJ memo: "We did not uncover evidence that could predicate an investigation against uncharged third parties." Sept 16: Kash Patel testimony: "There is no credible information, none" that Epstein trafficked girls to other men.