But it's also him holding in the laugh

They came for bae

Seeing as many tow trucks as plows on my street. There is nothing out there that can't wait a few days. Sit y'all asses in the house

I think I really wanna start writing again...do I gotta start a substack or something

If I’m killed in the streets, please do not call for peace. Burn it all down. All. Of. It. I would not want peace. If anyone claims I’d want peace, beat that mfer ass first.

That is Gomez Addams

AI artists 🚫, abusers🚫, white rappers 🚫

Calling yourself medium-ugly or saying that you prefer someone to be medium-ugly is herb behavior. Find you some self-esteem and/or standards.

My wife watching that Jill Scott interview and my God that is such a beautiful woman with absolutely nothing to say

POV: a bite of her food

Yeah like nerds were intellectuals and geeks were obsessively into a thing, then one day they just started getting used interchangeably

Even in the video he got sidetracked so I imagine that's probably how the actual conversation went

Shorty asked him about his favorite anime and nigga started giving hot takes 😭😭😭, lowkey that feels like some shit my nephew would do

Comics, gaming, anime are billion dollar industries now. Self professed nerds still holding on to this idea their interests are scaring the hoes Even this nigga can get a fresh cut, maybe some new frames, suggest an anime or talk about what's relatable instead of Goku goes boom and he'd be iight

$150 worth of groceries fit in 4 bags, bruh

AJ ain't even get Jake Paul that clean. DAMN.

She how she planted that fucking foot and threw that bitch from the shoulder

Tales from the Barbershop... There was a repast at the restaurant next door, one of the barbers like see they doing all this but won't care about him in a month Another dude is like you don't know how grief is, shut the fuck up. This turns into you saying I don't miss my Granny fuck nigga?!?

Lowkey it's the same movie, Terri just tryna put her in a home instead

So y'all don't just be drinking wine and making vision boards

I ain't playing them bald headed games with Ticketmaster anymore, I'ma see how it's looking closer to the show

The moderator

At the very least, write it down. Re read, reflect, edit. Maybe at the end you decide its not worth to publish You just ranting into your camera or even worse going live so a bunch of strangers can repost, add their own commentary or start digging through your past trying to find more "tea"

I'm wilding if I cop one for Easter, right?

The President of the United States really gave someone the middle finger today. I just know other countries watch us like an episode of Love and Hip Hop.

When I first came over here I said I was gonna reboot my blog, I'ma get around to it one of these days

Coming down this weekend

So my wife don't do seafood, hates the smell of it tho (she ain't actually allergic so she'll be iight), the family downstairs frying some catfish and I'm like

As an adult I'm realizing it was probably just tax season

Could y'all be with someone with a food allergy/dietary restriction of your favorite food

A woman who knows how to cuss

In your own fantasy you throwing her out instead of being able to do the 25

This one girl lost power and thought the water wouldn't work Another thought she needed a passport to go to Miami (I guess you kinda do now but this was 2015) One girl got on the aux and threw R Kelly on Then so so many Covid deniers... including a nurse.

Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.

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Scaring the bros on a birthday post is crazy, just say HBD with a flex emoji like a normal person

What made him go with that verse

No real work getting done til 2026

That's tequila talk

Hi.

America's only saving grace is that he's extremely old and unhealthy.

My therapist suggested I use ChatGPT to sort my thoughts and it's like, okay but that's why I pay YOU

My homegirl took her house off the market and immediately started getting hit up by other realtors like, I see they couldn't get it done...

My wife went to get a tune up and came back with a $1500 estimate

I remember one of my childhood friends had this phase when he would just wear baggy ass sweats everyday (this well before the jogger/tracksuit era), one day I just had to ask, yo you good bro? And he was like, why am I getting dressed I'm just outside with y'all Touche, my nigga.

My wife saying she hates people who weave in and out of traffic unnecessarily