I did briefly want a pair because my baby always checks out when she peeps a camera (something she lowkey gets from me)

There's not much you can do with SmartGlasses that you can't do with a phone besides record discreetly so you're never beating the creep allegations

My mother in law tried to climb a snow bank last week, it went about as well as you think

I'm trying to make a habit to stop recording at concerts, but dude went crazy

If this is what he's copping to, what he actually did is 10x worse

This winter wintered it's ass off, I'm spending the entire summer on the beach

I’m watching the first season of the Steve Harvey show and his shit was visibly a wig. Those big back TVs just didn’t have the pixel resolution to show it back then.

It's like they are trying to convince everyone that they need assistants for roles they were perfectly capable of doing themselves a year ago. Read your own fucking email you're not that busy

At work they doing workshops on how to teach an AI how to write emails for you as if you have not been reading and writing for decades. I feel like I'm losing my mind here

One thing since covid is niggas just think travel bans are optional now, sit yo ass down and let the plows do they jobs

Pretty sure my rent paid for that new snow thrower anyway

Watching the landlord shovel is the only time renting don't seem too bad

Is there a blue state that doesn't have shitty winters besides California?

I know intellectually that there are signifiers that make a snowstorm a blizzard but honestly anything that's more than 6 inches of snow is a blizzard to me

"I found Shia Labeouf!" BlackSky:

I feel like every year I google the difference between a blizzard and a nor'easter

Mines is essentially the Connor of the family

That nigga didn't see 2020, I'm beating his ass

Like dog why you even tell me how much this was supposed to be

You know the high note is coming, you know it's not going to be good and still you're unprepared 😭

Taxpayers gotta refund the tariffs that we already had to pay the first time

When I discover a new artist and I gotta make sure they human

Hope Rev enjoyed the view 🕊️

Watching them niggas whoop Shia LaBoeuf's ass

Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen

Real

The Miguel show was such an odd bunch, the niggas who wanted r&b, Hispanic people who was here for this new wave he on, white people there for a rock show and then the 14 year olds who just want to hear "Sure Thing"

Fresh cut powers... ACTIVATE

Jamie had allegations since MeToo and somehow that shit never sticks

My biggest gripe with J. Cole is how he never quite lands the plane on a concept. Like, a double album of your life before turning 30 and then coming back around to it before turning 40 is dope, I lowkey wanna steal the idea for a substack

My sister in law got me a free babysitting pass for Christmas, guess what's getting cashed this weekend

Black people lose in a card game and ask “who tf shuffled these cards” 😂😂😂

Me buying an uncrustable maker that cuts in all these different shapes that my baby just crush into dust anyway Life is about the deeply unserious

Another positive is D White seems to be shooting his way out that slump

Catch a vibe with me right quick open.spotify.com/track/3zBCuk...

Fine, go head and finish up for me

Benito said knowing the words is my job, you need to make sure your booty can find the beat

My thing is I don't be wanting to go on lunch break til I'm actually hungry

I was used to the BET version, totally forgot there was a SA scene, so yeah we done with that.

Ain't no Ms Rachel, you watching What's Love Got To Do With It

But it's also him holding in the laugh

They came for bae

Seeing as many tow trucks as plows on my street. There is nothing out there that can't wait a few days. Sit y'all asses in the house

I think I really wanna start writing again...do I gotta start a substack or something

If I’m killed in the streets, please do not call for peace. Burn it all down. All. Of. It. I would not want peace. If anyone claims I’d want peace, beat that mfer ass first.

That is Gomez Addams

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