I made that meme

The buzzer was beating your ass that first episode 😭

Celtics should've walked to the Finals, man

Love and Basketball coo if you watch it more as a mother/daughter movie. Love Jones is just ass.

Drake kinda like Walking Dead, like one day I just stopped caring. It could still be as good as it ever was but I don't need to keep up anymore

Niggas camped out for a bag charm

Came home from vacation and it's 90° here too

Barbers turning into the mean salon girlies 🕊️

I know I'm a novice cuz this gummy said 500mg and wasn't a misprint... PEOPLE LIVE LIKE THIS, REGULARLY?!?

Whoever said hating hoes ain't happy and happy hoes ain't hating really ate with that.

Unserious 😭😭😭

Them corner store incense still hold it down especially after I been cooking

What did I miss

Running to R&B like I just got dumped in the 2nd act of a romcom

Is it tacky or efficient to have a wedding during a Family Reunion weekend

All they had to do was show up and vote for Cackles

When I vote in a shareholder meeting for a company I got 2 shares in

It's a weird dichotomy because the world is literally burning around me but this is probably the best I've felt in years

These tough

Dope 🔥

I did briefly want a pair because my baby always checks out when she peeps a camera (something she lowkey gets from me)

There's not much you can do with SmartGlasses that you can't do with a phone besides record discreetly so you're never beating the creep allegations

My mother in law tried to climb a snow bank last week, it went about as well as you think

I'm trying to make a habit to stop recording at concerts, but dude went crazy

If this is what he's copping to, what he actually did is 10x worse

This winter wintered it's ass off, I'm spending the entire summer on the beach

I’m watching the first season of the Steve Harvey show and his shit was visibly a wig. Those big back TVs just didn’t have the pixel resolution to show it back then.

It's like they are trying to convince everyone that they need assistants for roles they were perfectly capable of doing themselves a year ago. Read your own fucking email you're not that busy

At work they doing workshops on how to teach an AI how to write emails for you as if you have not been reading and writing for decades. I feel like I'm losing my mind here

One thing since covid is niggas just think travel bans are optional now, sit yo ass down and let the plows do they jobs

Pretty sure my rent paid for that new snow thrower anyway

Watching the landlord shovel is the only time renting don't seem too bad

Is there a blue state that doesn't have shitty winters besides California?

I know intellectually that there are signifiers that make a snowstorm a blizzard but honestly anything that's more than 6 inches of snow is a blizzard to me

"I found Shia Labeouf!" BlackSky:

I feel like every year I google the difference between a blizzard and a nor'easter

Mines is essentially the Connor of the family

That nigga didn't see 2020, I'm beating his ass

Like dog why you even tell me how much this was supposed to be

You know the high note is coming, you know it's not going to be good and still you're unprepared 😭

Taxpayers gotta refund the tariffs that we already had to pay the first time

When I discover a new artist and I gotta make sure they human

Hope Rev enjoyed the view 🕊️

Watching them niggas whoop Shia LaBoeuf's ass

Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen

Real

The Miguel show was such an odd bunch, the niggas who wanted r&b, Hispanic people who was here for this new wave he on, white people there for a rock show and then the 14 year olds who just want to hear "Sure Thing"

Fresh cut powers... ACTIVATE

Jamie had allegations since MeToo and somehow that shit never sticks