baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

Let's see *you* do some pushups, Greg!!

every political reporter knows that the jay jones text are on the tame end of how politicians talk in private, not to mention tamer than how trump and his associates talk in public

One reason "ABC World News Tonight" draws 7.3 million viewers every evening is that the people who produce it know TV news viewers aren't particularly interested in Hillary Clinton's and Condoleezza Rice's perspectives on the Israel-Hamas accord.

The obvious response: “doing the fucking news”

Garfield envisioning me when I'm happy and excited:

Nailing it

Dan Rather, not a fan of Bari Weiss.

give me a prize for how peaceful i am or i'm going to fucking destroy you

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ATTENTION: Bar kitten in Guatemala

Dauphin County. Checks out.

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"LET'S DO THE FUCKING NEWS!!"

The Triumph of Death (flipped), by Pieter Brueghel the Elder, 1562

larry / daryl / daryl

Stephen Miller the type of guy to tape his dick to his stomach and claim it’s an erection so this tracks

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My mom and I found out today that her 2nd husband, who beat the hell out of her all through their relationship, died of a drug overdose in some guy's house in our hometown this week. To say that we are relieved and overjoyed is an understatement.

Honestly, me and who:

I found a program at midnight Saturdays called "WoW: Women of Wrestling" which is so gloriously stupid even by pro wrestling standards that I laugh nonstop. Perfect brain dead late night entertainment, count me as a huge fan.

As flies to wanton boys are we to the gods; they kill us for their sport.

Not a single Greta hater could do what she has done, face what she's faced, bear abuse and humiliation at the hands of the most psychotic and genocidal army. They haven't an ounce of her bravery and that's what drives them crazy. Free Greta, free Palestine🇵🇸

I recently learned that French Canada has its own Maytag repairman - here they are issuing their condolences to the original, who had just died:

Happy 75th birthday Snoopy!

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The one (1) line from the Nixon tapes I unequivocably agree with, during a rant about violent movies: "Let them have their goddamn filthy pornography, but let the rest of us see something decent!"

Need a Wiesenthal Center but for immigration crime hunters

I don't know and don't want to know who this M Tailor is that is advertising on all the college football games, but I will say if the DC J. Press had a saleswoman like the cutie these people are using in the commercials, I'd be bankrupt in six months.

Penn State lost to a team coached by an interim, eh?

Weeks before his death, you say?

The smartest newsroom in America: is intentionally hitting two people with a vehicle at 70 miles per hour some sort of crime?

It is genuinely fascinating how timeless and trans-cultural some autocratic motifs are. The idea that the emperor was working tirelessly at all times for his subjects was a common Roman theme; most famous for Justinian who was constantly depicted as the ‘sleepless emperor’ by imperial propaganda

Spanberger+15

how it feels to wear a sport coat in modern society

When I say their incompetence may be what saves us, this is exactly the sort of thing I'm talking about

this is wild: while Stephen Miller's guy was in Minnesota for his uncle's funeral, somebody was able to see his entire phone and take pictures of his Signal group chats talking about military deployments to Portland, and brought them to the Strib (gift link: www.startribune.com/trump-offici...)

Patricia Routledge has died. A great stage actor & singer, RSC member, with a specialty in delicate language - Wilde, Coward, Gilbert & Sullivan. In her 50s she became famous on TV for a role she initially didn't think much of, but which she later said gave her the drive to age so gracefully.

ICE writing long screeds whining about someone from Cato calling out their bullshit shows how they know they're losing the narrative here. No one likes ICE. No one trusts ICE. And they're flipping out about how weak they look.

One thing that comes through awfully clearly in these ICE videos is how many of these goons gravitated toward the job because being able to assault people with impunity is a big thrill for them.

She will last less than a year

nitro is hitting me with tennis ball after tennis ball from the american gladiator cannon and i am just tanking them. i am not even moving. its judgment day big man and ive come to colect