Sour Patch kids... I don't think this is a rabbit #iseepenis

Maybe I'm just a crotchety old man, but I despise how everything on Instagram has to be a reel with music. I just wanna look at pictures, God damn it!

"I'm so sorry." Hey @luiscarazo.bsky.social thanks for ripping my heart out💜😭 #criticalrole #criticalrolefanart

Is 8 pm too early to go to bed? Asking for a friend. (It's me. I'm the friend)

Nothing about this is ok

He needs to be removed today.

Spring has sprung!

THREE boomers in this waiting room have now had their phones accidentally play a video at full fucking volume. What is wrong with these people.

Il est oraaange. Cartoon from mrlovenstein on Twitter. I did paint him orange though.

We love a little guy!

i will not spend $570 just to play one game… i will not spend $570 just to play one game… i will not spend $570 just to play one game…

Opened the windows, lit an Ostara candle, and baked a beautiful loaf of banana bread to start off spring.

It's so funny. "The USPS losses money" So does the federal highway commission. But we all understand that if we didn't invest money in this you couldn't drive anywhere. But for some reason we've let shithead delivery companies convince you otherwise.

Beating @voiceofobrien.bsky.social at his own sad boi game I am IMPRESSED

God damn @luiscarazo.bsky.social making me cry right now how dare you

This is an entire mood

I just ate this entire bowl of noodles for lunch (it was delicious) but I might have regrets (I am very full and I am at work).

Happy March 15. Here is my favorite Ides of March meme:

“Come cuddle”, I say to a moot in another continent

I hate daylight savings time so much and I really wish we could all be like Arizona and just stop doing this shit

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

The thing about me is, why the hell am I awake right now

Cheerleader, So and So, What’s Her Face, and The Ugly One

From the makers of cuck chair I present cuck space saver. You watch the plows from here.

Good for them!

So much snow. And my street is still not plowed.

This man 🥴🥵

Why are there so many stupid people?

Proud to be the 1,302nd backer 😎 on @BackerKit Crowdfunding for Pumpkin Spice - A Magical Cozy RPG! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/a...

Ugh this makes me want to go to Toronto

Here it is, your moment of zen.

😌👌👌

What do you mean our #dnd characters are co-dependent? "If she disappears I will derail the entire campaign to go find her." @asilva91084.bsky.social

so discord? this is some horseshit & i do not trust it. fuck you and your AI age verification

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

Weather like this makes me really wish I could work from home... 🥶

I'll never forget how friggin COOL I felt when I finally figured out how to draw this as a kid 😎

This is the coolest fucking form of solidarity I have ever seen. Bravo.

An afternoon nap? Best sleep of my life. Trying to go to bed at a normal hour? My body says nah. Every damn time. 😣

Update:

The beginnings of Blizzard Benjamin

It is once again "The best time to get off TikTok was 5 years ago, the second best time is right now" hours

The price of being a witch. #help #penandpaper @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social

Look at this absolute queen

Elected officials have to stop posting like bystanders who have no power.

Hear me out: Zordon Mamdani