imma need yall to keep your elderly away from facebook pls

me: why so many techwear boob shirts men: YOURE WRONG. and even if you’re NOT WRONG it’s WOMEN’S FAULT

techwear for men: sleek, functional, lots of pockets, varying plays on aesthetics techwear for women: BOOB. ASS. TIGHT. SHEER. FAKE POCKETS! BOOBA

my heart has been on a rollercoaster. havent been able to concentrate on anything other than this pup for a couple weeks. thought we were gonna have to say goodbye this weekend, but she rallied. i know the end will come eventually but i am just so glad to have more time with her.

in honor of a successful hotfire (& soon-to-be-launch), here is one of my fav pics of my network inside its mortal coil 📸: John Kraus — www.johnkrausphotos.com/Galleries/La...

just sitting with her today. it’s a tough weekend ahead. thanks for all the kind messages

she’s a very good pup. the best (she’s very sick & im having a rough time with it)

IT IS HOTFIRE TIME MY DUDES 🔥🔥🔥

rating my network equipment based on its chances of surviving a rocket launch

man every time the wind blows in seattle like half the city’s power goes out lol

hey so which tp-link switches would be most fun for me to play around with

> leaving work for the day > hear a loud BOOM & building shakes > everyone runs to the mezzanine windows > they’re casually testing the rocket landing struts in manufacturing

it’s workinggggg

im posting this on twitter today genuinely & truly 100% only for the rage bait engagement my dog’s meds are expensive. time to pony up elon

genuine question: are senior roles typically just not hands-on? context: primarily network engineering, but i’ll accept cybersecurity, systems, software answers

at work we have a few of these super high-backed chairs with arms that extend up to the full back height, so you’re basically sitting inside a 3 sided box when you’re in them. this is my favorite place to be no one can see me i am s a f e

been a weird week with a variety of angry emails and comments about the word ‘engineer’. take it up with my workplace i guess? it’s in my title lmao

lmao what a nice guy from a good company probably

it’s blinking & that’s bad

under what circumstances is it socially acceptable to wear sweatpants to work

what happens if u cut 4 wires out of an ethernet cable & then plug it into yr PC

im just a network engineer standing in front of other network engineers asking them to apply for a position at this rocket company tinyurl.com/netengjob

this might be the funniest comment anyone’s ever left on a video of mine lmao

im sorry but it’s hard for me to believe microsoft wasn’t poking fun at someone when they named the group Spandex Tempest

“just wait until you find out about…” silly man, i have. i already know

petition for more coffee shops/cafes with comfy seats & at least some level of “you’re welcome to chill here for a while if you’re a customer” starbucks is just like hard nasty wood now there’s literally nothing comfy anywhere in sight :(

insulting me or my company is not a great strategy for getting a job there but yall do yall

shooting my shot 🏀 we’re hiring & here’s the lowdown. this would be a great role for someone beginning or mid career. pls apply or pass on to anyone u know who might fit! (it is my current position, i am moving to other projects within the same team & would be training this person)

cringe queen song is nastywerkkkk! by #femtanyl & @shteppiii.bsky.social

just bc you haven’t touched a technology since 2002 doesn’t mean that technology is obsolete lmao welcome to aerospace/automotive

goddammit our merch is usually excellent but this is just another level

“unfortunately”

lmaaoooo i post once on twitter for the first time in a while & almost immediately am reminded why i left

Traces on a teeny tiny PCB! I’ve accidentally ripped these apart before trying to adapt things to genders they weren’t intended to be lol For ages, all the switches in my org used DB9 serial so I had to leave one of them permanently attached to my backpack serial adapter. Always handy!

gather round, children, for my tale of the null modem adapter

thanks for existing i guess u little fuck

Amateur

GUESS WHAT I NEEDED A NULL MODEM ADAPTER fuck

nothing drives me crazier than not being able to console into a switch I AM DOING IT RIGHT WHY ARENT U WORKING

how do i get my hands on a Network Engineer Labubu

i dont like this rock

HAHA @tib3rius.bsky.social

lmfao couple of tech/networking creators coming out as pretty shitty on their instagram stories today. happy friday!

bye bitch lol

did u know that PoDL (power over data line) is pronounced “poodle”? how fun

genX avoidant managers + gen Z engineers + extreme pressure = complete corporate disaster

continually annoyed that there’s legitimately good stuff available on tiktok shop (along with a lot of garbage too) got some sipping broth in tea bags that u can just steep like tea & then drink from a mug & oh my god is it good

The lack of mainstream coverage of regular huge protests reminds me of a talk from a Twitter employees who explained that they had to drop BLM off the Trending Tags section because otherwise it would have been there permanently. The modern media environment has no appetite for sustained movements.

“women are too weak for politics” give me 10 minutes alone with RFK Jr & i’ll change politics bitch

ohhhhh my god i hate rfk jr so much. told by walgreens i cannot get vaccines! amazing