RIP Damaged Goods Trading Company: 8 years of our lives in the same D&D campaign. alexa, play despacito

if there’s one thing i’ve learned from posting anything online it’s the existence of a terrifyingly large number of people who cannot comprehend unlabeled humor & refuse to take what’s presented to them at anything other than face value

why do men who own dogs always pat them really hard

this thing is so damn useful

criticize me all u want but at least the billionaire rocket company i work for never merged with a literal CSAM generator

i love dns it always works great for me 👄✨ video was created by the luminary genius @citiesbydiana.bsky.social 🌆

anybody got a lead on a small gas mask that could fit a porch goose

ok so elon musk is indeed pathetic in the emails but why isn’t anyone talking about steve bannon asking jeffrey epstein if he could get him a hookup to speak at defcon lmfao

sometimes i get comments like this and i really have to wonder if people realize my job is a job and i’m not like. sitting at a terminal all night at home brute forcing the rocket network or something. you know windows has things that people with jobs & hobbies use, right? 👁️👄👁️

i stumbled thru rayhunter stuff this weekend & as usual am humbled at how little patience i have for technology lmaooo

unedited footage of me realizing i cannot install this software using windows

call him and tell him he’s a piece of shit for this

be wary of people whose Opsec advice is "don't go anywhere or do anything unless you've spent dozens of hours and thousands of dollars taking preventative actions to protect yourself"

time for everyone in the U.S. to call chuck schumer and call him out for being a spineless piece of shit

robert evans has a solid point: people keep referencing the nuremberg trials as if they worked, but they were mostly just a big failure. if we’re going to actually prevent this from happening again soon, we need much much more than what happened in the nuremberg trials. we need an actual reckoning

they’re so mind numbingly stupid they’re trying to enter a foreign consulate just because they see brown people in there. it would be an act of war to detain those folks. and ICE are so damn stupid they probably wouldn’t even care. i just cannot fathom the depths of idiocy

if marvel has taught us anything it’s that all kristi noem needs to do is assemble a group of well-meaning outcast superheroes with diverse backgrounds of trauma & severe PTSD

if i livestream myself calling united states senators to tell them not to fund ICE would yall agree to call them with me?

I have NJ @kim.senate.gov and @booker.senate.gov on speed dial and say "vote NO on any bill that includes DHS funding" Kim's Jersey City office line went to voice mail 201-377-0900 Booker's DC office staffer is answering the phone 202-224-3224 Find your senators here: 5calls.org

Another good resource is 5calls.org

call call call call call them all NOW the next 48 hours are extremely important

also during my crashout today i yelled at marie gluesenkamp perez’s answering machine for being one of the democrats to vote to fund ICE and it felt good. highly recommend 10/10 here’s the phone number: 360-695-6292

having a crashout bought 20 bumper stickers from this website. e.g.

the irony of kellie gerardi complaining about her info being exposed in a data breach when she works for palantir lmaoo im so tired of seeing influencers act like they give a shit & then turn around & do mission ops for Evil Company Named After Evil Thing

im fucking tired of hearing about the latest person murdered by ICE this week. when is it time

gettin real sick of AI weirdos demanding that i justify my continued minimal use of AI at my job & in my personal life

Tomorrow’s front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 23, 2026

learning to read schematics feels like a network engineering final boss bc what do u mean the schematic switch interface numbers are different than what’s in the CLI?? Make It Make Sense

dog on rug

i have been informed that this may be more SDN, and also heavy service provider stuff too. it’s gotta talk to the ground after all. no job reqs open that im aware of yet but keep yr eyes peeled

ANY SD-WAN FOLKS WANNA COME WORK ON SPACE NETWORKS? www.blueorigin.com/news/blue-or...

is it happening

when kubernetes was barely known & the community of folks around it was super excited to be working on it, no one in that community insulted or belittled other people for not using or trusting it. they were just like “ok cool, you do you”

purveyor of fine OSINT techniques, @harrris0n on twitter, is exposing insecure vibecoded AI slop apps in the Apple store & has put them in a database. all of these apps are exposed/leaking user data right now. you can check if anything on your phone is doing this by going to firehound.covertlabs.io

things you’ll only hear in D&D: “that WOULD hit me if i weren’t married”

i look back on these days fondly. they do not know wtf to do when you troll them back. when “get back in the kitchen” doesn’t work they just get anxious it’s very funny

look. in a past life i’ve been screamed at by proud boys & grand dragons & literally they’re all just pathetic, emotionally unregulated men who can’t handle the sound of Anaconda by Nicki Minaj

i think… i think i need one of those goose statues to dress up & sit in front of my door

anybody got meshtastic?

you know how u study network stuff & they tell u what’s in the headers for each protocol? i always glazed over that bc i thought there’s no way i’d ever need to know that stuff in depth. cue aerospace wrecking allllllll of my shit lmaoooo

there’s footage of him literally just strolling around like a king right after & then lifting heavy boxes to move his shit out of his house within 36 hours of committing murder lol

They aren't specialists in violence they're just dicks the government gave badges to, don't mythologize being a thug because you're scared of loud noises

bye bye verizon

anyone cheering on what ICE is doing right now is genuinely too stupid & too fragile to work on rockets no rockets would be launched without immigrants. all the conservative white boys in my DMs begging for advice on how to do it couldn’t even handle walking into the office

I wrote this almost 11 years ago theweek.com/articles/444...

The goal here is martial law. It’s martial law. Let’s be clear about that.

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this gives me home alone related ideas

i dunno man are we all really supposed to go to work today like nothing happened, like nothing is currently happening