if anyone has been paying too close of attention to me the past few years u have probably figured out by now that i do virtually nothing to my home network & my home lab is unplugged from the wall socket 11/12 months of the year <3

ppl keep telling me to dissect a DAC cable so pls recommend a brand / type? i will see if i can get my mitts on some

im gonna beat kingdom come: deliverance II by going full alchemist & then just picking flowers until i max out strength

im sure this comes as a huge surprise but

dear god do i unironically miss furbies

periodically I'll see a backlash that goes a little too far or seems kinda unfair. i never say anything because i think we need to be kinda unhinged and zealous in our response to this shit. I'd take an honest-to-God crusade against this stuff over letting it proliferate.

this is genuinely so fucking funny i can’t believe im making money doing this

i’m gonna mute, let the engagement happen for a while, make some money & then block all the bots

i know most of my network is neteng, cybersec, & programming-ish folks, but if anyone out there is into hardware engineering, we have some senior & principal spots open at Blue! blueorigin.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/BlueOrigin/j...

this week is just dragging on and on and on and on make it end

finally a shirt that accurately reflects my mental health status

i used to be a morning person! i used to arrive early to every function! what happened (i take anti anxiety medication now)

been trying to put together a list of ways men have been supportive to me in my career but it’s all just variations on Treated Me Like An Adult Human Being

she’s giving dracula this morning

going down the bootcamp scammer & CCIE-dumper rabbit hole tonight i guess

i really appreciate when my content warnings include elon musk & margaret thatcher as triggering subjects

when i was invited to the full panel interview for my job, i turned it down i sent an email to the hiring manager & architect, saying i was honored that they would even consider me for this role of a lifetime, but i didn’t think i had what it takes just yet

for reference i make about $20 USD / mo via TikTok & that’s with all original content… on a good month just trying to be transparent about things. i don’t need the money but i am increasingly bothered by the monetized enshittification of the internet

doggy tax ♥️

well i’ll be damned

im so liberal even my home network is using DEI

posting zero-effort slop on twitter was originally a way for me to quickly get to 5M impressions so i could monetize & start making some amount of money off of the work i actually put effort & time into but the process of getting there made me realize my work is actually not gonna make any money

i screenshotted this from reddit & posted it with about 3 seconds of effort. the internet is really just slop isn’t it

now moving into the phase where i find out exactly how much of his money im going to get just for posting low-effort memes stolen from reddit

man aerospace is fuckin ridiculous lmaoooo it’s all just weighing the risk of doing literally every tiny little thing

i just wanted an excuse to use this sound idfk

I DID IT NOW I CAN TAKE HIS MONEY

making fun of my most frequent 2025 comments because ofc

elon pls

every day i stray further from the light (& closer to monetization on twitter)

ELON PLS

500k TWITPRESSIONS TO GO FOR MONETIZATION BABYYYYY

have u ever had an interview where u could tell u were just a checkbox & not a seriously considered candidate 🙃 (this was before my time at Blue)

keep going, or stuff i have to keep telling myself

black friday is the biggest spending weekend in america. consider not buying anything this year.

meme meme meme meme i just want to get monetized on twitter tbh

no one on any of the platforms seems to appreciate my thirst trap edit of new glenn

imma need yall to press record for me this thanksgiving ok

im going to make a network engineer labubu

my favorite protocol

finally got a full vid of the hover!!!! omg

i am hoarse from screaming yesterday. thank u all for the kind words & well wishes, it means a lot ❤️🚀 absolutely surreal but i knew we were gonna do it. i mean just listen to us all losing our freakin minds as the booster came back down to land

WELL IT WORKED OUT DIDNT IT EH

look for me on the Blue webcast in Kent i’ll be wearing this sweater lmao

I HAVE A GOOD FEELING ABOUT THE LAUNCH TODAY

Here's a massive scoop from Ed showing OpenAI has been lying about their revenue for years

“AI” is just a tool like anything else. it is not a god or an end-all, be-all. if we could just stop taking every single cycle of tech bro hypeshittification seriously the world would be so much better off