officially off work for the next month 🤩

the sequel

we got disney world passes which i think means we’re disney gays now 🫢 @smalldivaready.bsky.social

I would love to not think about or hear any mention of AI for just one day 🫩 like please shut uppppp

just a lil sweaty 🥵

🤭

thankful and stuff 🥺🥹

white wine and new defunctland 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

in desperate need of a martini tbh

survived yet another day (barely)

breaking news: sunbathing cutie has a giant yawn 🥱 🐱

hello! (say it back 😡)

he loves watching tv with me 🥹

yeah, I’m drinking, Luann

good morning 🌞

wow another gym selfie that’s craaazy

same girl

feeling wide today 🤭

cute lil t-rex cafe date night 😍🥹 @randlelikehandle.bsky.social

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🔙

another frustrating work day

I am just a machine that processes fizzy water

did someone order Frosted Flakes?

watching the first housewives wife swap episode and I just want to again stress how much I love Angie K.

time to go home and play more Pokémon 😌

🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

oh hello 🤤

a lil lit 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Angie K. will forever be center snowflake in my heart (pic unrelated)

did someone say biceptember?

my babyyyy

🤪

we eloped 🥹😭🥰🤍 @randlelikehandle.bsky.social

can every tv show stop making the background music louder than the dialogue

hello 😌 say it back

trying contacts for the first time 🤔

okay so drag race….. girl

aren’t all Fridays good?

15hrs until vacation 🥳

jeeeeez Wendy’s 😂💀

wish I was here

fuck jk rowling but loveeee people watching in hogsmeade

oh god it’s almost time for the annoying corporate April fools posts

bring back songs that are over 3 minutes long 😡

these full body confessionals in rhoa…

I’m sorry all of y’all who hated on this season’s white lotus theme can’t tell me you still hate it after this episode