Vader's Valkyrie (she/her)
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Just a mom, teacher, nerd, and partner, trying to survive through a string of unprecedented times.
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Ben Lesnick
2 days ago
I’ve had several people tell me they’re surprised that I’m opposed to war with Iran because I’m such a fan of a war video game and I think what’s going on here is that those people are just complete idiots.
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Graham A. Yeates
1 day ago
I'm not claiming to be a hero, but with every Cadbury MiniEgg I eat, that's a dog not getting chocolate poisoning. I've saved so many dogs.
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DaddyJew
2 days ago
snapped peas are just regular peas that have finally had enough of everyone’s bullshit
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I cannot stress enough how important it is to make your TTRPG players do weird things.
2 days ago
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Only 8 books this month....probably because I had to work most of it instead of being snowed in.
5 days ago
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That's not how generations work...
8 days ago
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Do I play
#magicthegathering
? No, no I do not. Did I stand in line at
#paxeast2026
to find out what Strixhaven college I belong in? Yes, yes I did.
#silverquill
10 days ago
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Coming to a
#paxeast
near you...it's me! I'm running games FOR and WITH kids in the
#paxtogetherintersection
all 4 days.
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𝓛𝓲𝓵𝔂🌹𝓡𝓸𝓼𝓮
12 days ago
i run every day for 20 mins. if i miss a day i add 20 mins on the next day. been an absolute game changer for me. tomorrow i'm supposed to run for 4 months.
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🦇📚
28 days ago
Girls who got in trouble for reading books on their parents shelves to tattooed library employees pipeline
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Joe Veyera
26 days ago
Everyone stop what you're doing, the Mariners are selling fries, nachos, and fish and chips in ferries now.
www.mlb.com/mariners/bal...
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SAINT ZAIYA 🌨️
27 days ago
Telling my wife I can’t win bc my team is ass n she says “then carry them,” not knowing I’m what makes the team ass
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Matthew Jackson
about 1 month ago
Me: I love books. I will never stop buying them. I will die buried beneath them like a cairn. Me while packing: whose shitass idea was this?
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25% of books this month were nonfiction.
@thestorygraph.com
about 1 month ago
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I am putting a single-digit child to bed for the last time tonight.
#tomorrowweturn10
#wheredidthetimego
about 1 month ago
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It is a shame I can't show Sinners as part of my Southern Gothic unit.
about 1 month ago
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Pisces Season in full effect here at Hillnesham House
#doublepisces
#sendhelp
about 1 month ago
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Ma'am, that's how you were supposed to feel.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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Siobhan Thompson
about 1 month ago
Ladies, remember. you do NOT need a frog to buy you what you deserve
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irene
about 1 month ago
Quesadillas are just a socially acceptable way to eat a fistful of shredded cheese
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#polylife
means a rotation of adults to stay home with a sick child.
about 1 month ago
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Bad news: kiddo has a fever. Good news, I won an audiobook giveaway on
@thestorygraph.com
about 2 months ago
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Honey O'Donahue
about 2 months ago
If you’re still eating chic fil a in 2026, I hope you get food poisoning every time.
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Cinder (it/its)
about 2 months ago
When you finish a really good book and now you gotta find another book to read but you’re like ugh how I’m gonna follow that up
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Canadian Liberal
about 2 months ago
Most religions have their central texts. For christians it's the Bible, for muslims it's the Quran, for us atheists it's Batman comic books. They are all wide open to misinterpretation.
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I always love to be reminded that I live in one of the two states that said "disrespectfully, no" to Prohibition.
about 2 months ago
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What do you mean our
#dnd
characters are co-dependent? "If she disappears I will derail the entire campaign to go find her."
@asilva91084.bsky.social
about 2 months ago
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Rob Donoghue
about 2 months ago
Long before other horribleness was revealed, I had a bad intuition that things were going to take a terrible turn when I realized that the tremendously popular wizard fantasy books that had broken containment *looked* like nerd books, but were really jock books I'm reminded of this far too often
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Go Seahawks!
#superbowllx
about 2 months ago
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That was a great half time show and I didn't understand any of it.
#superbowllx
about 2 months ago
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Lester
about 2 months ago
I'm convinced that a sign of getting old is how I keep buying new and fancy potato chip flavours, getting 1/3rd of the way through the bag and realizing I actually just want sour cream and onion.
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Krista D. Ball: Canada's saucy potato
2 months ago
Muffins are cupcakes on a rebranding tour.
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These are the physical books I own that I read in January. February goal is to read more books I own and NOT use the library as much. Unless it's for Book Club.
2 months ago
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16/19 count towards my family reading challenge. The other 3 were started last year and therefore don't.
@thestorygraph.com
2 months ago
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When your friend's birthday is 5-year, you eat 5 cakes and play DnD.
#oopsallrogues
2 months ago
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What is parenting if not staying awake 'til 1am to wash grape jelly off a stuffed rabbit.
2 months ago
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Snark (And Occasionally Bourbon)
2 months ago
Jagoffs out here stealing other people’s cleared parking spots and disrespecting parking chairs like they aren’t about to experience generational curses. Foolishness.
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My ancient school building is literally leaking, but please tell me, Representative Johnson, why we can't start building a new one.
@chrismurphyct.bsky.social
@blumenthal.senate.gov
@nedlamont.com
2 months ago
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Always feel a little smug that I am down to this single social media platform.
2 months ago
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💕✨PN✨💕
2 months ago
I hate when people cuss in front of my cat. She literally just said “bitch please 🙄” in meow and I KNOW she didn’t learn that from me.
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@chrismurphyct.bsky.social
Where are we at on this?
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2 months ago
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Okay, two times shoveling and snowblowing is enough. I don't wanna.
#winterstormbenjamin
2 months ago
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Super behind on
#campaign4
but the whole story now is finding 3 gnome sisters, yes?
@criticalrole.bsky.social
episode5
2 months ago
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Alt-NIHscience4ALL
2 months ago
Tips for those facing power outages with the winter storm:
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My child has officially outgrown their booster seat.
2 months ago
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Some of these 1950's songs are scandalous!
3 months ago
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Danica LeBlanc
3 months ago
I watch a lot of horror movies and television. I always appreciate a shot in the closing minutes of the cat, who we may not have seen in a while. I need the reassurance that The Cat Is Fine And Happy, thank you.
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Leveling up my witch is not easy.
@worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social
#oldschool
#penandpaper
#level6
3 months ago
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Things I'm doing this year on
@thestorygraph.com
: giving star ratings and marking as owned. My 2025 wrap up was wildly unbalanced.
3 months ago
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@asilva91084.bsky.social
add a skeleton here at some point
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