I’ve had several people tell me they’re surprised that I’m opposed to war with Iran because I’m such a fan of a war video game and I think what’s going on here is that those people are just complete idiots.

I'm not claiming to be a hero, but with every Cadbury MiniEgg I eat, that's a dog not getting chocolate poisoning. I've saved so many dogs.

snapped peas are just regular peas that have finally had enough of everyone’s bullshit

I cannot stress enough how important it is to make your TTRPG players do weird things.

Only 8 books this month....probably because I had to work most of it instead of being snowed in.

That's not how generations work...

Do I play #magicthegathering? No, no I do not. Did I stand in line at #paxeast2026 to find out what Strixhaven college I belong in? Yes, yes I did. #silverquill

Coming to a #paxeast near you...it's me! I'm running games FOR and WITH kids in the #paxtogetherintersection all 4 days.

i run every day for 20 mins. if i miss a day i add 20 mins on the next day. been an absolute game changer for me. tomorrow i'm supposed to run for 4 months.

Girls who got in trouble for reading books on their parents shelves to tattooed library employees pipeline

Everyone stop what you're doing, the Mariners are selling fries, nachos, and fish and chips in ferries now. www.mlb.com/mariners/bal...

Telling my wife I can’t win bc my team is ass n she says “then carry them,” not knowing I’m what makes the team ass

Me: I love books. I will never stop buying them. I will die buried beneath them like a cairn. Me while packing: whose shitass idea was this?

25% of books this month were nonfiction. @thestorygraph.com

I am putting a single-digit child to bed for the last time tonight. #tomorrowweturn10 #wheredidthetimego

It is a shame I can't show Sinners as part of my Southern Gothic unit.

Pisces Season in full effect here at Hillnesham House #doublepisces #sendhelp

Ma'am, that's how you were supposed to feel.

Ladies, remember. you do NOT need a frog to buy you what you deserve

Quesadillas are just a socially acceptable way to eat a fistful of shredded cheese

#polylife means a rotation of adults to stay home with a sick child.

Bad news: kiddo has a fever. Good news, I won an audiobook giveaway on @thestorygraph.com

If you’re still eating chic fil a in 2026, I hope you get food poisoning every time.

When you finish a really good book and now you gotta find another book to read but you’re like ugh how I’m gonna follow that up

Most religions have their central texts. For christians it's the Bible, for muslims it's the Quran, for us atheists it's Batman comic books. They are all wide open to misinterpretation.

I always love to be reminded that I live in one of the two states that said "disrespectfully, no" to Prohibition.

What do you mean our #dnd characters are co-dependent? "If she disappears I will derail the entire campaign to go find her." @asilva91084.bsky.social

Long before other horribleness was revealed, I had a bad intuition that things were going to take a terrible turn when I realized that the tremendously popular wizard fantasy books that had broken containment *looked* like nerd books, but were really jock books I'm reminded of this far too often

Go Seahawks! #superbowllx

That was a great half time show and I didn't understand any of it. #superbowllx

I'm convinced that a sign of getting old is how I keep buying new and fancy potato chip flavours, getting 1/3rd of the way through the bag and realizing I actually just want sour cream and onion.

Muffins are cupcakes on a rebranding tour.

These are the physical books I own that I read in January. February goal is to read more books I own and NOT use the library as much. Unless it's for Book Club.

16/19 count towards my family reading challenge. The other 3 were started last year and therefore don't. @thestorygraph.com

When your friend's birthday is 5-year, you eat 5 cakes and play DnD. #oopsallrogues

What is parenting if not staying awake 'til 1am to wash grape jelly off a stuffed rabbit.

Jagoffs out here stealing other people’s cleared parking spots and disrespecting parking chairs like they aren’t about to experience generational curses. Foolishness.

My ancient school building is literally leaking, but please tell me, Representative Johnson, why we can't start building a new one. @chrismurphyct.bsky.social @blumenthal.senate.gov @nedlamont.com

Always feel a little smug that I am down to this single social media platform.

I hate when people cuss in front of my cat. She literally just said “bitch please 🙄” in meow and I KNOW she didn’t learn that from me.

@chrismurphyct.bsky.social Where are we at on this?

Okay, two times shoveling and snowblowing is enough. I don't wanna. #winterstormbenjamin

Super behind on #campaign4 but the whole story now is finding 3 gnome sisters, yes? @criticalrole.bsky.social episode5

Tips for those facing power outages with the winter storm:

My child has officially outgrown their booster seat.

Some of these 1950's songs are scandalous!

I watch a lot of horror movies and television. I always appreciate a shot in the closing minutes of the cat, who we may not have seen in a while. I need the reassurance that The Cat Is Fine And Happy, thank you.

Leveling up my witch is not easy. @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social #oldschool #penandpaper #level6

Things I'm doing this year on @thestorygraph.com : giving star ratings and marking as owned. My 2025 wrap up was wildly unbalanced.