finger me while we argue

by being on here i'm like jesus: i hang out with the mentally ill, the poor and the prostitutes

mood

painfully single btw

there won't be a second date, but at least now he understands the difference between shallots and green onions

just checking to see if you’re still following along... am I going in the right direction?😜 #gingers #portraitphotography #freckled #portraits #redheadgirls #nomakeupselfie #portrait #naturalredhead

when you realize fine shyt is actually just a piece of shyt

vibrators are wrong. the bible says adam and eve, not florence and the machine

mood

a blue whale's butthole can stretch to approx 3 feet. making it the 2nd largest asshole on the planet next to your baby daddy

✨fun date idea✨

there won't be a second date, but at least now he understands the difference between a bison and a buffalo

are you ready for the challenge? (me i'm the challenge)

fueling up before the real fun starts. what’s the first thing on your to-do list today? #sexymom #nofilter #milf #nofiltersneeded #nomakeup #portraitphotography #redheadedgirl #girlnextdoor

good morning! today is someone’s last day with 10 fingers

i'm aware he's committed unspeakable atrosities, but he's also just a cat

✨cute date idea✨

that initial slide in

mood

there won't be a second date, but at least now he understands the difference between jail and prison

when that one song comes on and now i gotta go full stripper

I’m the dessert tonight, and I come with extra toppings🍫 #gingerhair #redheaded #milf #modeling #naturalface #naturalhair #redhaired #nomakeuplook

"omg don't stop just like that" him in the morning...

i used to sell security alarms door to door, and i was really good at it. if no one was home, i would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table

the earth without art is just "eh"

✨first date idea✨

mood

just cos you and i didn't work out, doesn't mean me and your dad won't

there won’t be a second date, but at least now he understands the difference between paleolithic and neolithic

i'm giving you a peek... what do you wish you could see more of?😈 #bareface #nerdy #porcelainskin #portraitphotography #redheadgirls #nofilters #gingerhair #redheadedgirl

he asked for my body count and i said 'alive or—' anyway he left

✨fun date idea✨

dudes who aren't funny or handsome be like

this is my serious account. the funny one is my bank account

mood

gonna test the whole simulation theory hypothesis by killing the next person i run across and seeing if they drop loot

there won’t be a second date, but at least now he understands the difference between prebiotics and probiotics

i've got the comfy blankets and the good vibes. what's the one thing missing from this picture?👀 #naturalhair #sexy #naturallook #redheads #milfs #strawberryblonde #porcelainskin #cute

repost if u a lil ugly

i said no to drugs but they just wouldn't listen

him: "nothing can fix my mood" me: ...

bouncing on it while wearing his hoodie

mood

there won't be a second date, but at least now he understands the difference between gothic and baroque

cute date idea: we take each other's prescription meds and see what happens

i'm ready to get clean, but i'm even more ready to get dirty. what's your plan for tonight?😏 #redheaded #milfs #naturallook #naturalbeauty #beauty #hot #ginger #whatsmild

maybe urinals were invented when a tall guy walked by the sinks and asked "why not?"

i’ve tasted unemployment and i’ve tasted 9-5. i recommend not being born

accidentally moaned in a job interview and now i'm regional manager

mood