i hope that a more democratic venezuela emerges from this crime. sincerely. but it is a crime, committed against international law and my country's constitution by a treasonous government, opening us up to war

Petition to return to times where if you wanted to start a war you had to personally suit up and go.

Alright, now I’m really wondering if this was the plan during that weird pre-Christmas speech but then, last minute, some on the ground intelligence changed and they had to push the mission and he went with a canned back-up speech he didn’t want to do in the first place. Would track with the tone.

Bro, can we get just one weekend off

Did we just speed run a regime change?

HOLY FUCK WHAT?!?!

Congrats on your illegal military engagement, Gen Z. You made it to the big time now.

Call me nuts but i think we probably have to go back to the system where only Congress can declare war as states in the .. where is it, I had it … oh this Constitution thingie. Here.

“So….you decided to start an illegal and unprovoked war.”

Too bad Colin Powell is dead, he could’ve gone to Congress and held up a vial of fentanyl — oh shit, they’re not even bothering with that puppet show, are they.

I’m trying soooo hard to give this the benefit of the doubt of some random crypto bro getting lucky on a drunken bet with friends over Christmas break. Soooooooooooo hard. This is the crazies that bet on GameStop in 2020 x10.

Remember how appalled we all were in 2022 when Russia completely unprovoked attacked Ukraine? That is what we’re doing tonight with Venezuela. We are the bad guys here. Everyone who supports this is supporting unprovoked murder. Fuck every last one of them

I really wish I had gone to bed early. The east coast is about to have a rough morning.

The Trump administration is starting to confirm we did it to other outlets BTW. They just told Reuters

MS NOW has also gotten WH sources to confirm the U.S. attack. CNN, embarrassingly, is still asking guests what they would need to see to believe this is an American attack.

Happy New Year 2004 I guess www.youtube.com/watch?v=co_-...

i do that without starting a world war but i'm built different

APNewsAlert: CARACAS, #Venezuela (AP) — Venezuela's government accuses US of attacking civilian and military installations in multiple states; no word from US.

among other things we really need to shoot betting markets with a gun full of lead based kinetic improv comedy props

People should not be able to bet on military action. I really didn’t think we had to say that.

This person went on a buying spree over the past 24 hours. Fresh wallet. Only existed since Dec 27th and has only bet on Venezuela-related markets. polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...

Crap…

Okay, it’s us… Shit…

A few months ago, we were making jokes about how they renamed French Fries during Iraq and we hadn’t reached that level of stupid yet. That rubicon was crossed when the “Patriot Games” and “Warrior Dividend” were announced.

The BBC has verified this video out of Venezuela.

Guys, something just hit me… Is Open AI tech’s Quibi?

Soooo the videos seem legit. No idea WHOSE military it is yet (could be local), but something military is def going down.

It appears there have been several explosions in Caracas — the capital of Venezuela.

TikTok has either gaslit itself into believing we’re getting more Stranger Things episodes and that wasn’t the real finale or they’re about to crack the code on Area 51.

Okay, now we REALLY need the House reboot.

I struggle with this premise because if you love a movie it CAN’T be hot garbage. A movie’s objective is to entertain. If it succeeds, it’s not garbage. And this is coming from someone who owns TIME CHASERS, ALIEN FROM L.A., MANOS THE HANDS OF FATE and STARCRASH… on bluray!

Personal movie theater with true surround sound and proper leather recliner seats.

I've been tracking the spread of nonconsensual deepfakes on X for more than two years. Here's a timeline of how Musk's leadership allowed the practice to flourish from a once-underground market to a viral trend, with little recourse for victims or legal enforcement. spitfirenews.com/p/grok-csam-...

Ahhhhh there’s that Advil/Tylenol peak I like.

First project board update of the year. Haven’t updated it in months. Some removals, some new additions, some rollovers.

Fajita Friday kind of day.

I got to go to the taping for the new Titus special a while back. It’s amazing. True sequel to Norman Rockwell is Bleeding. Can’t wait to be singing its praises on the 15th. youtu.be/CpulGw0yKus?...

“Sources have told Deadline that Netflix have been proponents of a 17-day window…” My first unpopular opinion of the year: the current windowing model doesn’t work for 2026. It needs to evolve, and a 17 day window that’s then extended based on performance makes sense. deadline.com/2026/01/box-...

congratulations to the anti-porn and anti-sex work groups for helping create an internet where independent adult sex workers have been exploited, ripped off, and then run off and are now being replaced by on-demand CSAM

Oh. This "lemon" pig is risen above.

If there's one thing that signals film illiteracy from someone online, it's when they deride humor used in another genre as being "a Marvel-like quip." Go watch DIE HARD. "No shit, lady! Do you think I'm ordering a pizza?!" is the exact same kind of line that now gets called "quippy"

Help, I’ve stumbled into an old acoustic set of Creed performing “My Own Prison” and can’t get out.

I’m true neutral but desire to be lawful good. The layout of my apartment simply doesn’t allow for it.

90s Law & Order episodes are a waiting room for future 00s series regulars.

So, when I went on this drive earlier, I put on an outfit. When I got home, Facebook showed me a “one year ago” memory where I was, I shit you not, wearing the same fucking outfit. Layer for layer. The fuck, dude? (Today & one year ago)

Me when my Apple Music is on shuffle and a song comes up from my library I swear I’ve never heard before but must have, at some point, because it’s in there:

we must, and i cannot overstate this enough shoot computer

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