The funniest sitcom in hell has just announced its casting

Every comic show saying “fuck” now has the same energy as when Data learned how to swear on Star Trek

We had 2 La-Z-Boys in the basement. One I preferred. One my brother preferred. I could tell you the whole layout of the basement just from how much time I spent down there watching Michael Westen wreck fools and Tommy Gavin put out fires in Harlem.

One day, I’ll remember to use the GrubHub gift card and not charge my credit card. 🤦‍♂️

The most hardcore breakup line ever. "If you had fought like a man, you need not have been hanged like a dog." pirate Anne Bonny to John Rackham

... this is the most yakety sax-ass mid-air collision I've ever seen www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Two different people, at the same time, texted me to watch Widow’s Bay. So I guess I’m taking that for a spin now. cc @tvmojoe.bsky.social @nickcoffman.com

With The Boys over this week, that’s the end of all my weekly scripted watches for a while. Just a binge of Spider-Noir & The Bear through the end of June for all I wanna watch. God, I miss basic cable summers. Burn Notice, Rescue Me, White Collar, Memphis Beat, Leverage… We were eating SO GOOD.

You ever just have the best nap on a Sunday that you really needed? Yeah. That.

Californians! Tomorrow, May 18th, is the deadline to register online to vote in the June 2 primary. You can still register in person if you miss the deadline, but registering online is easy and secure. Jump on it if you haven't!

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He really needs to be the new Bond. He is THE guy for it in this moment.

Dev Patel's one of these guys who gets so much more handsome every ten years that by 2050 it will be medically impossible to look at him.

I think anyone who is tempted to do this absolutely should 👍

What could go wrong? (Everything. Seriously. Everything.)

Rousey/Carano

Rousey and Carano

Rousey beat Carano 17 seconds into the first round?? LOL.

Smart phones opened the world up to global information exchange at a level not previously seen. And thus, when that happened, young people all at once realized the burden having a kid is under the current state of the world. So… yes… but simple because the phone revealed what was already there.

if you're a writer, write "I waited" without saying it I’m trying to be a working TV writer.

As a technologist for 30+ years nothing makes me feel more seen than this post

"This week marks the 40th anniversary of the modern NBC peacock logo, which debuted in 1986. And if that peacock could talk, I bet it would say, 'Bill Cosby raped me!'" #SNL

the only church I ever acknowledge is the Public Library.

Defective T-1000 that broke containment.

"Password can not be a previous password"

This is legitimately one of the most horrifying things I have ever seen in all of the LLM bullshit that's out there. (That "joyful" is misspelled seems especially meaningful.)

Not even death with keep noted union buster Hulk Hogan from a NY area union action.

nearly everyone the NYT calls rural is really suburban nearly every white person in the suburbs is the child, grandchild, or great-grandchild of white flight

"I have cryogenically frozen my penis and filed it down to a fleshy icicle to replace any feminine roundness on my body with a masculine point."

Look, you can make your little jokes but Pantoliano Syndrome is no laughing matter.

BREAKING: Long Island Rail Road workers have officially gone on strike, bringing the busiest commuter rail system in North America to a halt.

Discovering there's a tier below "As Seen on TV"

If electricity prices went up 76% to subsidize the solar industry, people would completely lose their shit. But doing it to subsidize the Slop Industry is apparently kosher.

Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, Heart, and Captain Planet

Guy Ritchie’s In The Grey is not a good movie, but it’s a great movie. Total Junkfood. Michael Bay by way of The Hot Rock. It’s a structural mess, which somehow makes it work even better.

It totally calls him a good boy, doesn’t it?

Hi. Not really sure how to promote this story...but it is about AI and the overwhelming feeling of it bleeding into everything with no concrete articulation for what a good version of that future looks like. It's about feeling like every 8th person is living on another planet. Hope you'll read it

Read any interview with a dominatrix and they'll tell you these powerful corporate titans are thirstier than anyone for someone to dominate them and tell them what to do.

The. Former. CEO. Of. Github. Said. This. He said it in public.

Trump brought the NVIDIA CEO on his trip to China to lobby Xi Jinping to buy advanced AI chips, even though it would create a U.S. national security threat. It turns out Trump also bought millions in NVIDIA's stock. The President's corruption is a national security disaster.

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The power of art.

I had a very nice young streaming exec say to me, sincerely, “We’re really finding weekly drops with ads is the profit engine” and I wanted to walk into the sea.

Guy Ritchie’s In The Grey is not a good movie, but it’s a great movie. Total Junkfood. Michael Bay by way of The Hot Rock. It’s a structural mess, which somehow makes it work even better.

The business model of the apps is to get you to pay monthly for extra swipe rights, super likes that bypass both parties needing to swipe right, etc... so how is money generated without those things?

Hang The DJ

This does feel like the logical conclusion for dating apps, which have given up on helping you find someone and would prefer you stayed on their apps forever.

I repeat: THE PITT is saving television. And not in the flippant, "I just really like it" way. THE PITT has a full writers room, full crew, full seasons and is wildly popular. It's the type of TV that execs thought was dead, and, most importantly, it's the type of TV viewers will always crave.

If I had a nickel for every time we lost a congressperson this week...