Wayne Brady is a chef’s kiss. But no one could reach Rock or Stone Cold for comment?

Kids aren't allowed to see a doctor without a parent present, so I think it's only fair that boomers not be allowed to go to a therapy appointment without a millennial child present. You can go without supervision when you stop lying, Janice, and Frank, you're too stubborn to be left unattended.

Polymarket has created a betting market on the use of nuclear weapons. Everyone involved in this should be put in prison for life.

Talarico getting over 50% is wild. Not him winning, I kind of expected that, but I didn’t expect a first round knock out.

It was a pizza night.

2. I think the administration owes it to the American people to have briefings not just for members of Congress, but for the American public.”

1. Senator Richard Blumenthal on Iran: “I just want to say I am more fearful than ever after this briefing that we may be putting boots on the ground and that troops from the United States may be necessary to accomplish objectives that the administration seems to have.

You're trapped in the last TV show you watched. Where are you? This might be a problem.

More true every day.

A li’l somethin’ somethin’ for all you fans of the OG Marvel adaptation… #TheLastStarfighter www.thepopverse.com/comics-the-l...

If they had DEI they’d know it was Targét not Tarzhay

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

i think both these women are awful, but hillary's look of exasperation is always top notch

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Accurate.

Didn’t get a chance go watch the new Jackie Kashian over the weekend like I wanted, but managed to squeeze it in tonight. Another solid hour from the OG. Really wish she had a faster material turnaround time. youtu.be/v5kJlI41V2g?...

Pay your writers. I met a screenwriter the other day who got paid $800 for a produced 5-million-dollar feature film. The $1 option for points or residuals or whatnot isn't cutting it anymore.

The unspoken third phrase in "Bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesus ..." is "...and all the Jews die" but they skirt over that bit of the mythology.

I’m going to war with my limbs, man. We’re fighting.

Rebranding “broke as fuck meal prep” is a hell of a recession indicator.

Took a reset. Went back in. Crossed 25wpm for the first time. That’s more like it. Just gotta keep doin’ the reps.

You guys have no idea how hard it is to write evil and/or silly company names in fiction because of shit like this. No. Idea.

God FUCKING dammit.

Six US soldiers dead in less than a week would be a scandal in any reality other than the hell dimension we’re trapped in where we’ve decided Donald Trump will face no consequences for any action.

Crap Charachorder training session today. Too distracted. Only hit 20wpm one time. Everything else was stuck between 15-18. Too distracted. Might try again later.

There's often a percent of truth spoken by even those you disagree with most. Failure to recognize that holds us back

BREAKING There is a fire at the US Embassy in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia after a blast. Via Reuters

Yeah, that about sums it up. www.latimes.com/food/story/2...

Wait, this has been a genre flick the whole time?!

Okay… that’s enough Deadline for today. deadline.com/2026/03/quen...

Now for the day’s capper.

Lunch

I know I’m making an extreme take when I say this but freedom to access the internet should be a Constitutional right. Every day it’s a new crackdown somewhere. It’s spreading like wildfire, it won’t stop until we stop it. www.tomshardware.com/software/ope...

these people should all hang

I DID NOT HIT HER! I DID NOT!

So much of the millennial adult experience is parenting your boomer parents and teaching them how to emotionally regulate and communicate because they never learned it themselves, and now you're stuck with that shit.

Yeah, okay, that’s enough internet for today.

More explosions reported in Dubai. The Islamic Republic is really testing the patience of the Emiratis.

Judas and the Black Messiah

WHAT?! #EliminationChamber

BREAKING Islamic Republic state media has confirmed that Ali Khamenei has been killed. HE IS DEAD!!! Long live the great, courageous, and noble people of Iran!

They Live

BREAKING Islamic Republic state media has confirmed that one of Ayatollah Khamenei’s daughters, his son-in-law, and one of his grandchildren have been killed.

How March is shaping up so far:

too many people are being waaaayyyy too consent manufacturing shaped right now dawg. they fucking blew up kids. if your gut reaction to what's going on right now is anything less than "holy hell this should never have happened and it needs to stop immediately" you need to do a lot of self reflection

BREAKING President Trump says definitively that Ayatollah Khamenei is dead and says the US military strikes in Iran will continue. He also says that he hopes the IRGC and police will merge with “Iranian patriots, and work together as a unit to bring back the country to the greatness it deserves.”

Trying out a neighborhood sandwich shop I got recommended last week. It does, indeed, slap. Went with the “Ben’s Pastrami” on the chef’s recommendation.