no driver has ever done “the double’’: winning the Daytona 500 and saving 155 lives by safely landing an Airbus A320 in the Hudson River

They have fucking assault rifles and we have whistles and they’re scared shitless, because they know we’d rather be righteous and dead than ever be them.

The University of Virginia has been playing football since 1888. This is the first time the Cavaliers have ever won 11 games in a single season. Heck of a year for Tony Elliott and the Hoos.

Wahoowa to everyone except for the people running the university

edmund fitzposting will continue throughout the day

putting everything else aside (lol), calling a left-wing figure “Generalissimo” is just bad writing

BOBA CHETTE

There's a very real chance we get a Georgia Tech-Virginia ACC title game that decides a CFP berth this year

tony elliott I pardon you for all your prior football crimes

When you omit "A Black man is getting a standing ovation in the Deep South for breaking a record of an all-time baseball idol," you completely alter what Scully was describing as "marvelous." Scully was NOT just broadly marveling. He was marveling at a very specific, very important thing.

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looks like the sad little birthday party's over👋🏼

me: in pokemon ruby & sapphire you have a 1/8192 chance of seeing a shiny pokemon in the battle tower and if you lose before catching latios/as you can catch the shiny mon in the wild instead of the latis the federal soldier being unlawfully quartered in my home: why doesn't it work in emerald me:

every year on patriots' day we commemorate the “here comes the pizza” incident from 2007, in which don orsillo and the late great jerry remy grow increasingly deranged trying to understand the motives of the man who hurled a slice of pizza at a guy attempting to catch a foul ball #redsox 🍕 ⚾️

@newap-georgia.bsky.social $10 for every 2024 UVA win that exceeded top ten FSU's win total this past year🥳

alright so trump abolishes term limits, obama runs against him in response, the courts rule them both ineligible after the election, and the second runner-up wins the presidency. and THAT'S how we get president lincoln chafee. that makes sense, i just had to talk through it in order to get there

@jasonchampton.bsky.social a papa 51 thunder mustang is also flying near fort worth!

drove the entire length of alderman on my way in to grounds past a dozen cop cars in that cul de sac next to the cemetery and now they want me to shelter in place in a parking lot🙃

drove through danville once and was greeted by a big-ass billboard that said LAST CONFEDERATE CAPITOL OF THE SOUTH, absolutely rancid vibes

hello february sunshower

@jasonchampton.bsky.social DC-8-70 just took off from miami if you still need this one!

Here I am, a factory worker enjoying his lunch in the North End of Boston on January 15, 1919. I’ve survived the influenza pandemic, I’m feeling good about life, and I’ve never been more confident I will not be swallowed up by a flood of liquid sugarcane extract

beautiful charlottesville rainbow to send the year out🌈

in the graved yard. straight up "farming it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits - jimmy carter, 2024

Do you remember when airline liveries were like 🟧🟥🟦📏🖌️ #art #avgeek #dc10

Happy 10 Year Anniversary Frank Beamer.

STEPHEN A: Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue. [BAYLESS nods] You KNOW I am believe no one is above the law BAYLESS: Absolutely STEPHEN A: BUT!

logan mankins matt light joe andruzzi troy brown vince wilfork brian hoyer 2000s patriots guys are my go-to name some guys