Do you ever think about the fact we're now closer to 2075 than 1975?

LET ME INNNNNNNNNNNN

I did not know a theremin could do this.

They let me out of my cage for some enrichment (I befriended some orchids).

Egregious plant post warning… So last winter I got a lil teeny monstera prop/sprout & then someone gave me another “dead” one to see if I could cleric that thing back to life. MAY I INTRODUCE YOU TO BIG CHAP (1) & WEE BEBE (2, formerly dead) CLOVEY?

@theindiestone.bsky.social Picked up Project Zombiod recently. Thank you for such an immersive game. You get some fine details in there, especially in the sounds. Keep up the good work!

Captain, Dr. Crusher has ordered me to inform you that I am too sick to work today. I have now completed the task she has assigned me. I will be at my post as usual. Worf

pleased to inform you our plant operators apparently have a livestream cam in each of our sludge cake bins.

No, Docusign, I do NOT WANT AN AI SUMMARY OF A CONTRACT. Contracts are literally all about the details. Even if I trusted you not to hallucinate terms (which I don't), I'm not going to sign something that I haven't read every single term of.

Missing a STUPID easy question/solution vs working on the reported problem that involves like six people. always ask, 'Whats the goal?' not 'Whats the problem?'

Do Hutts have cloacas? Do the lady Hutts lay eggs? I have so many questions.

"Shortly after his death, discovered among his papers was his account of an unusually eerie and puzzling murder case from Hereford, England, in 1629."

A younger and less professional me would have immediately called the work bully & made a mess. Today me, more strategic. Make sure some important people got my back, start the fight at a good time. and with good footing.

Thoughts & prayers to the EPA :(

The Darklingverse: not for normies (complimentary)

hello. please look at this incredible list of authors whose craft advice you can get for less than $20. I’m in this and still completely amazed by how good the quality is

when a film's opening scene is a solid block of text

Just in case anyone thinks I'm making this up 😂 bsky.app/profile/greg...

Join the BHIS team at the @antisyphontraining.bsky.social at the virtual SOC Summit on March 25th -- six-hours of expert-led discussion about all things SOC related. Limited to 5,000 attendees: www.antisyphontraining.com

#VeeMakes Ok, here goes. The thread that literally nobody asked for. A how to for The Best Potatoes In All The Land™ Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin...

Mircosoft never change! EMAIL ALERT Files being shared! Me: From who to who? M$: Not telling you me: ok what files at least? M$: *offers a blank table* me: good talk.

Good afternoon! It's day two of "Sell All the Stuff Before We Close The Shop for Bree's Surgery" and I'm preparing another short thread of thinks I've finally restocked! Starting off are one of our most popular coaster sets! These always go pretty fast, but I have 5 now! thebrokencircle.etsy...

I will be back at it shortly. I have a sixty five pound interruption.

I love my new pet coelacanth 🥰 #acnh

Chat, Flow state broken

今いるドラゴンたち 小さいサイズとドラゴンから空を奪ったものたちを加えたいね

As required.

Art & Nationality !

Whuff that’s a GOOD squid

Protect the Dolls!!! This token is near and dear to my heart. If you like one, check out my link in pinned post. 💖

👴🏼: "You're supposed to get my location automatically." 👤: "We did! New York NY!" 👴🏼: ::sigh:: "How about I manually type it in instead?" 👤: "OK!" 👴🏼: ::types "Durham, NC" and clicks the resulting entry that appears:: 👤: "Here you go! The weather for New York NY!"

A thread of Gen Xers talking about living through the Cold War threat of nuclear war/winter/death. It looks like this is just a few replies from a post that's been deleted. Probably overwhelmed by the replies, I'd guess!

Due to Nazis I learned how not to hold my thumb If a promise made must become a promise kept (May it never come to that)

This is Gus, Duke, and Owen. Owen is blind, but that does not stop him from enjoying some quality TV time with his friends. 12/10 for all (IG: crittersbykate)

Two guesses who's coffee is sitting on the counter at home and who REALLY doesn't want to drop $6 for a 20oz drip. stupid Mondays....

I actually just made a display for school about bees! Oregon has a lot of cool bees besides honey bees, although I still included them for familiarity sake

𝗛𝗲𝘆! Side Quested is up and Peony casually spilling HOT tea, no biggie. 🔗 tapas.io/episode/3799... 🔷 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿? 🔹 Start here: tapas.io/series/SideQuested 🔹 Or here: sidequested.com/page/1/ 🔷 𝗘𝗮𝗿𝗹𝘆 𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀: patreon.com/alepresser 🔹 #webcomics

Well, this is certainly A Sign, I should think. Damn near a Flat-Out Omen.

Stolen from SideQuested ( @alepresser.com & @kbspangler.com ) Discord.

i set out to deliberately write the most pretentious possible essay about sloppy joes lemme know if i succeeded buttondown.com/theswordandt...

TIL! bsky.app/profile/kman...

This somethin'? #DnD #TTRPG

"Living Single" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1993 to 1998, following six young adults—Khadijah, Synclaire, Regina, Maxine, Kyle, and Overton—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over five seasons.

the wiggle test

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