One good thing that entertainment journalists covering The Odyssey can do is never to ask Nyong'o, Page, or Nolan about this. When a prominent racist and transphobe says something racist and transphobic, go make his life miserable and leave his targets alone. They have nothing to defend or explain.

Wow I had no idea

the problem with an untrained secret police squad that shoots people in their cars isn’t that they’re untrained

The “if she had complied, she’d still be alive” line that we’re hearing from ICE defenders is the mantra of apologists for security forces in dictatorships through the ages.

Clear-eyed, fact-based, and written to explain to normies. No “both sidesing.” No “Trump officials disagree.” No gaslighting that what we can see with our own eyes might not be true. This is journalism. Well done, @people.com

Dokoupil is too dim-witted to understand that the "Ultimate Florida man" is a guy who smokes crack with an alligator, uses it to steal a lottery ticket from a 7-11, wins the lottery, and uses the proceeds to buy a python, which consumes him in a live shot on WPLG-10 Eyewitness News at 11 pm

WOW!!!!!!!

y'all are only used to licking cheap boots, eh?

Moving into David Frum’s house to start an open-pit mine in his living room. Confident he won’t stand for “the country’s courts…inventing new obstacles to development.”

Excited to announce GOLLUM, an app that helps you focus on your most precious possession!

Amazing work from whoever was up in N6914W over Ohio … www.flightaware.com/live/flight/...

seeing how many people show up in jeffery epstein's emails makes me happy i never reply to anyone's email

Meanwhile, here's an example of the horrendous things found in Hillary Clinton's emails—the only story worth covering for any serious news outlet in 2016, apparently. This email is also regarding a child who suffered abuse from a grown man.

Donald Trump since I know you’re watching, turn the volume up. - @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

"President Trump continued to describe Portland as a city on fire Friday even as residents enjoyed the first fall rain and the lone demonstrator at the city’s Immigration and Customs Enforcement building was dressed as a pink Care Bear." Sometimes there is a good sentence or two in the NYT.

Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Elizabeth Holmes's mistake was promising to produce a physical product

May this portion of the dissent by Ketanji Brown Jackson haunt John Roberts forever and be the final word on his tenure as Chief Justice.

These guys didn’t stay awake to see the end of Clear & Present Danger (and we know they didn’t read the book) or Sicario 2

They are starting to avenge Cecil the Lion

I love Terry Gross! But I had no idea she was so powerful!

lol at this response to a “man on the street” interview with protestors at the Tesla diner

Canada still has heroes and whoever you are sir- I support your embrace of the sheer joy of having to hike out into the woods so you can sing one of the greatest Canadian bands ever with all your might! apple.news/A0APnCI5gTD2...

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They’re perfect for each other: both love costumes, platitudes as a substitute for having nothing interesting to say, have dedicated fan bases despite being annoying to almost everyone else and are permanently stuck in 2015…

lol

Restaurant owner here, we hate when this happens.

Narratively speaking, the tightest ending to this screenplay is probably the freed J6 protestors storming the White House to demand the release of the Epstein files.

the thing about elon musk’s new party is at least ross perot had a kind of charisma about him. watching elon speak is physically painful.

one thing that has slightly slipped through the cracks is that yesterday Trump said that 9,982 out of every 10,000 people are autistic

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Next time Democrats say that they want to find someone who excites young voters and gets more people engaged, think about how extraordinarily weird and racist they got when Mamdani won his primary by a landslide.

Hard to believe a coalition of Bill Ackman, George Santos, Bill Clinton, LibsOfTikTok, Jim Clyburn, and Ned Lamont wasn’t enough to carry this loser across the finish line.

the detail about the dog lying in state beside them has unexpectedly fucked me up

It’s not just that the President of the United States has announced on social media that the US has bombed Iran, it’s that the President of the United States bombed Iran so that he could announce it on social media.

"To everyone who pulls me aside to whisper with the best intentions 'You have already won', I am sorry, but the days of moral victories are over. And as my father told me years ago, 'When the Right wins power, the Left writes a great book.' Those days are over too." -Zohran Mamdani

okay Andrew now let's try "can you tell us why you left your last job?"

It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence. They are in charge.

The Onion "Oops All Bangers" Edition

To better prepare for this violent insurrection, Marines and the National Guard are being taught how to line dance.

Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing

Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him theonion.com/rift-wi...

Trump thinks you defeat the left with violence, but really you do it by getting them arguing about the precise definition of ableism

So, to be clear, Musk has now admitted he funded a man he believes to be a pedophile to be president. And Trump has now admitted that he gave access to high level government secrets to a man he believes to be a big time drug addict. This should be *the* story on the Sunday shows tomorrow.

Oh noooo this messy internet drama is going to remind people that a billionaire tried to buy the current administration and is melting down because they won’t let him dictate policy. We must immediately pivot to a far more boring way of talking about the same thing