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Arguably one of the greatest works of adaptation ever.

The 30th anniversary of what should probably be universally recognized as the best Jane Austen adaptation (though not my favorite) gets a HUGE upgrade on the key art. The VHS/DVD cover haunts me to this day.

I’ve never watched Avatar: The Last Airbender

Spent all day digging in the ditches. Then I had to burn through the witches, and let me tell you, that took *forever*. Now, let me just sit down in the back of my Dragula while my nephew Rob Z. takes us for a gentle ride in the countryside.

10/10 bit, no notes

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One like = one opinion that’s not about politics.

I for one would like to stop being trapped in a Matt Groening panel from 1996

Settle in and read this extraordinary piece by Rümeysa Öztürk about her detention and marvel at her compassion for others, even in the darkest conceivable situation. We are blessed to have students like her in America: www.vanityfair.com/news/story/r...

Not 100% sure that that’s accurate.

Love that he included paraprofessionals in this- the most overworked, underpaid (they don’t have a union), and undervalued workers in the education system.

i saw zohran mamdani with goody proctor

Legend.

This interview was so bad and uncritical of a certified moron that I turned off the radio and drove in silence this morning.

The New York Times really asked Ms. Rachel if she’s paid by Hamas: defector.com/the-new-york...

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Dave Bautista in a Nancy Meyers romcom.

if your sick wife is like three hours from death, busting her free to smoke meth and get railed to slayer one last time is fuckin awesome and sweet and you can't convince me otherwise

I think I take a lot of the RFK stuff pretty personally because as a Dipshit-American I have a lot of quasi-magical beliefs about how my body works and it really pisses me off to see someone turn this joyful practice to evil

Reminder: JD Vance won’t see your jokes about killing the pope, but the useless sacks of shit in your life will.

I can’t really remember; a big part was secretly struggling with my own gender identity, but I think a lot of it had to do with being on Tumblr in the early ‘10s.

cis folks, i'm curious for you to share answers, if you want: what made you start caring about trans rights? who'd you know/what happened? tell me the story.

Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now

i have zero interest in most modern low budget shlock because it’s doing this self conscious “haha so bad it’s good just like the 80s!” thing. but you can’t produce that intellectually. you need to be trying to make a normal movie and have it come out wrong because you’re a crazy person

Shutting up and listening is the lowest bar to clear, and most men fail to clear it. Listening and asking questions of your date and avoiding talking about yourself on the first date is 1000x more effective than any bragging than you could do.

Question for the room: What is some non-toxic dating advice you would give to straight men? Given how commonly it shows up on these accounts and in the responses, I would suggest not following your romantic interest on social media!

Happy “I didn’t kill my wife” day to all who celebrate

what's an irish swimmer's favorite stroke? margaret thatcher's

With @dahlialithwick.bsky.social on the many implications—all horrifying—of the Trump administration reviving seemingly unconstitutional Red Scare–era laws to abduct and disappear Mahmoud Khalil, without due process, in retaliation against his protected speech. slate.com/news-and-pol...

lol at Hulu going out right before the last two categories

Literally why I could never get into sports.

It's a shame that being a part of a bigot's vanity project is going to define the last chapter of his life.

oh i'm really gonna get some use out of this

Really seems that being a singularly worthless man is still a major advantage over being an exceptionally impressive woman.

Folks: Don't Red Wave yourself. The race so far shows that country is more polarized, w/rural areas swinging to Trump by ~5 and suburban/urban areas swinging to Harris by we don't yet know bc they're not counted, but in some cities turnout is historic. There are FAR more people in latter areas.

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<Dave Gahan voice> Who’s that shouting?

Just finished SALÒ. Borrowed it from my boss in exchange for PINK FLAMINGOS, and honestly, I don’t think the two AREN’T in conversation with each other?

RIP to William Friedkin, one of the best to ever do it. Here’s a piece I wrote a couple years ago about his masterpiece, SORCERER: https://www.the-solute.com/year-of-the-month-jimi-williams-on-sorcerer/

Watching GANGS OF NEW YORK and there’s an alternate universe where Scorsese teams up with Ledger instead and this movie is a straight-up masterpiece, rather than a messy one

Here’s where I’m at after the first month of my Scorsese binge

to be fair, matt gaetz has been a barbie fan since he was 17. you can search "matt gaetz 17 year old" to find out more

Really sucks that, when confronted with a clearly corrupt judiciary, our two choices are “hope they die” and “hope they get visited by three ghosts on Christmas”

Was thinking about trying Threads, but decided that’s too masochistic, even for me.

The fact that it bombed in opposition to “hey, remember Spider-Man?” made me realize just how fucked cinema is.

Pure kino