Springer Dinger off of Paul Skenes!!! #BlueJays50

I just know @mikegolicjr.bsky.social would be whispering "Would" at this

wheeeeeee!

My reporting finds that sexual violence against Palestinians by Israeli authorities is widespread. I'm grateful to these assault victims for sharing with me the brutality they endured. Whether we're pro-Israel or pro-Palestinian, we should unite in being anti-rape. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/11/o...

This is going to be awful for the surrounding...everything

Honestly, fuck @tsnofficial.bsky.social for putting an NBA Playoffs game behind the TSN+ paywall. That's such corporate bullshit.

See Will Vest See Will Vest See him in his Tigers' crest

Shots from the Vanity Fair WHCD party: Bari Weiss is just a fun wacky gal who wants Gaza to be obliterated and thinks diversity, the youngs and the trans are terrifying.

TKO reminds me of Futurama, when Bender becomes Pharaoh: The evil of the Vince McMahon is in the past, and TKO is leading a brand new wave of evil into the future.

Jones's post is hilarious, but it's also funny how the Tim & Eric clip he posted to make his point is from a sketch where the character announces he's going to jail for touching a minor.

@nodunks.com This was the only thought I had after @jeskeets.bsky.social winked

I don't even post here that much 😄

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

@davidbix.bsky.social I did some tallying on WrestleMania 42: In the 8 hours of program, roughly 2hrs 47min of it were focused on matches. They spent 65% of the broadcast on ad breaks and promos

And yet, still manages to look a like a slob. The man is an absolute legend

did you know Sean Bean has a birdwatching channel? www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0gs...

I hate them.

OpenAI: We’re burning money like the Joker. A miracle needs to happen for us to turn a profit Microsoft: Please please use our AI systems, we’re teetering on the edge here Anthropic: I wonder what’ll kill us first: lawsuits, regulations or model collapse Media and universities: AI is here to stay

There's a Matt Berry duet with Peter Serafinowicz doing a Paul McCartney impression where they sing the line: "Set a good example to us human beings, and stop behaving like Japanese"

One last point: When governments talk about "age verification," they also mean "identity verification" So even if you're 55 years old, you will be virtually carded and all your social media activity will be linked to your identity. That means no online anonymity and raises privacy issues for adults

Yes. And why pretend for a moment that if it were dropped, there wouldnt be a hassle over something else? www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

I WILL NOT CLICK

I cannot wait for him to fuckin die

Mine was actually because of @nodunks.com. The Canadian channel they were on aired this promo at like 3am, one night. I thought I imagined the song, until a friend who worked with them told me it was very real

That's a Shuuto if I ever saw one. Unreal movement

I think the reason AI propagandists are so flustered by the fact that no real writer wants to use their idiotic tools is that they themselves don't enjoy writing. They see it as a boring arduous chore to be avoided, while real writers actually enjoy writing and actually care about the quality of it.

@attie.ai, for those who wanna press the funny buttons too

Is Yoshiki going to do a drum solo? That would be sick #F1

I read this assuming Saxon was the baby he drags around the White House. This is Saxon. He's 20 years old.

Being back laughter? Where has this guy been? Comedy has been legal again for almost three years

One of the greatest, Bruce Campbell, announcing he has cancer. Our hearts are with you Bruce, Hail to the King.

A legend

Wow that franchise took a dark turn

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Ukrainian skeleton pilot Vladyslav Heraskevych was disqualified from competing at the Olympics for continuing to wear a helmet that commemorates the lives of Ukrainian athletes lost since Russia’s invasion. The IOC’s announcement had elements that were frighteningly tone deaf, our columnist writes.

The Fuck Your Feeling gang sure is having a whole fuckload of feelings today.

AMERICAN SUPER BOWL ADS: wow. Can't believe they got Paul McCartney to actually free solo El Capitan. And all for Little Debbie's Snack Cakes. CANADIANS: we just got our 3rd ad of the night for male incontinence underwear where a middle-aged man in a diaper looks you dead in the eye for 15 seconds

Disappointing to see the TPUSA All-American Halftime Show become so political, it should be about the music

A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker

Jeffrey Bezos is destroying the Washington Post for the same reason Musk destroyed Twitter and Ellison is destroying CBS—oligarchs oppose the free press when if it threatens their wealth and power. They don’t want normal people to see what is happening in America.

It’s so funny that this guy’s entire thing is “Oh are you triggered by what I have to say about marginalized people” but he loses it when someone more well-liked than he will ever be talks about an actual injustice

This is a blessing. SCTV is the best

The most random thought occurred listening to @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social. When @jasonkirk.fyi said Yukon, I remembered I'm related to the former Anglican Bishop of Yukon. I only met him once when he drove to Toronto from Whitehorse. It's over 3,100 miles (5000 km). He drove back after

NETFLIX: can we please change the name of Detective Hole so our English-speaking audiences don’t make fun of this show NORWEGIAN CRIME AUTHOR JO NESBØ: nø

These fraught times call for a show with what is either an intentionally or unintentionally hilarious title, and which I will be talking about for the rest of the year

There is not a lot Canadians can do about ICE, but we can ask Parliament to investigate Canadian companies doing business with them, like Hootsuite. Call or email your MP - or contact the INDU House committee MPs. Will post link below. www.theglobeandmail.com/business/art...