#speirgorm if you are in the Clonliffe Road area please keep an eye out for our lovely former foster boy Ernie

went xmas shoppping with my mam this morning and i always forget that she has whatever the opposite of social anxiety is. she was looking for a shirt for my dad and so asked the guy in the shop if they had anything for "an old man, who's skinny but needs room for his beer belly"

and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,

i'm not engaged in diet culture or any of that nonsense in any way. so understand i'm talking purely medically when i say, i THINK i probably should not be eating 3/4 crisp sandwiches a week

thank god for the beam in the sky in dublin right now. honestly i don't know what i'd do without a big huge beam of light in the sky

i am alright thank you

insanely good thing to say when you enter a room

i've been having bonkers dreams last night and i might compile them into a zine or something. because if there's one thing everyone's interested in, it's other peoples dreams

every few years a new group of people discover that jamie oliver is a miserable prick and i feel smug that i've always hated him. now the reasons are more justified but i knew he was trouble when he tried to convince us that you could make all those meals in 15 minutes

found a kind of cool crimbo gift that i'm getting for some family and as not to gatekeep i'm sharing it here! 1 year membership pass that gets you in free to all heritage sites and tours of ireland, only 40 quid per voucher or less for students and seniors heritageireland.ie/visit/herita...

Brosnan, who starred in 4 Bond films [2], is most known for bringing Navan Swag [3] to the role,

oh damn i forgot it was toy show night. i wasn't going to watch it but i was going to post "anyone who's watching toy show tonight must be a fascist" on all my social media accounts and then log off for 5 days and never explain myself

Google drive wrapped says i uploaded 9 files this year

i can only motivate myself through spite. can someone act like there's no way i have the moxie or the the brains to learn how to crochet so i get real upset and become a crochet superstar

when i play "the gay card", this is what i'm talking about

oscar the grouch, the curious green creature who makes a trash can his home and positively revels in his life among the filth, has made of me a cuckold

rainy saturday afternoon, you know what that means. tin whistle practice !!!!!!!

Supermarket sushi needs an edge on restaurant sushi. I propose Penguin-style jokes eg "Q: Where can you get the best sushi in Dublin? A: Glenigiri"

This is today my loves

office chat is grim today. the other temp is stressing about turning 23. someone was praised for not eating butter (for diet culture reasons). i heard the words "too woke" being said across the room. save me

just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias

i wear roundy glasses. i was standing outside a pub in the middle of the day & three drunk women came out dressed up to the nines. one of them fell flat on her arse. i awkwardly shuffled, indecisive about whether to intervene. her friend seeing this shouted "even harry potter wouldn't help you up!!"

the sky is so red. some shepherds are probably creaming their jeans right now

dublin bus is ruining my life in the most boring way. just chipping away at my trust in others

my dad's birthday today. our very low key family dinner included him saying "another year over with" and reading out all the coupons on his lidl plus app

accidentally recreating Whiplash (2014) but it's just me practicing my tin whistle

she let me hit because my feet dangle and i swing my legs cutely when im sitting on a barstool

anxiety is crazy. it tells me stuff like "you can't handle this, you're too weak" but it's about going to my weekly tin whistle class. i'm pretty sure i'll survive this one but thanks for the input

i'm going to listen to the soundrack to fantastic mr fox on my way to work tomorrow so i have a sense that something charmingly mystical will happen to me during my day

The Bridge Over Jamiroquai

When I say I don't want to have kids but I still want to be involved in their lives, this is what I mean

that’s right beg you miserable worm

Daniel from Dublin, and 4 others have been imprisoned for allegedly disrupting an Elbit Systems facility in Ulm, Germany last month. Elbit is an Israeli weapons manufacturer whose weapons are central to Israel’s genocide. Daniel is held 23 hours daily in their cell, including meals, no phone calls

if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit

ZZZZZZ - dashare.zone ADMIN

there's nothing wrong with being a short man but it definitely adds a little sting to the unemployment when i have to hem my trousers before a job interview

the main problem with mamma mia 2: here we go again is that they didn't honour the flashbacks from the first film about harry being a rocker with eyeliner and leather and spiky hair etc. they made him just some gay nerd

why did the crab go to prison crimes

okay question for real adults on here. when a job posting says "for informal enquires, contact this person", what does that mean? is there a purpose of doing that, like to ask more questions about the job etc? do you ring and just say hey i'm cool take a look at my cv when you get a chance??

three of my local bus routes gone in one weekend. two new routes to familiarise myself with. the world is changing too fast

nothing chatgpt has done is as impressive as akinator, the mind-reading internet genie from 2007

i want to do a julie and julia thing where i make all the recipes from one cookbook, blog about it and develop a parasocial bond with the author. but i also want it to be an evil version where i use a happy pear book and slowly become anti vax by making underseasoned, watery curries

i may have been transitioning for 2 years but i'm still not officially a man because i have not yet been given a lynx africa gift set. maybe one day

i haven't heard back yet from that crappy job i interviewed for. i can't even get jobs i DON'T want. why can't anyone let me be a librarian, i already have all the little outfits picked out. i have a glasses chain!

i wish i understood maths or the point of it even a little bit. i just don't really get what numbers have to do with anything

dennis the menace has been raptured

(guy who used to say ‘Joooooe Duffy’ seeing that the new guy’s name is Kieran Cuddihy) ah shit