& the pieces will lay there a while in a house draped in net in a room filled with coral sails at the window forests of masts put your hand over the side of the boat put your hand over the side of the boat what do you feel?

i fight like me da as well

it's amazing how branding already existing technology which has just been sped up by efficiency improvements 'artificial intelligence' has uncovered that most of the stupidest people on earth seem to be working in journalism. do they get confused when they drink red bull & can't fly?

make a list of all possible ingredients & go through it adding them one by one on the condition that they don't clash with the combination of ingredients up to that point also send tweet

an táin, but i'd be afraid he'd wokely bastardise it by making queen medb into a strong independent woman 🙄

bratkartoffeln, bratwurst... insane the hold charlie xcx still has on this country

it's called homosexuality, sweaty, look it up.

in germany for the weekend but close to the border & there's every single point on the german-nederduits-dutch spectrum here & it's so unheimlich. i understand everything but it takes a moment to realise whether i _should_ understand it or not. the people sitting beside me are flemish...

when cher's caught you red-handed

hey man, just like down on your stomach & relax so i can make that

because it's not about the art, it's about stoking up hatred & creating a sense of an idyllic prelapsarian reality that has been lost to modernity. it's about propagandising for fascism because he is a fascist.

the gay bar is going to be hopping like fucking mad when she kicks the bucket, i swear.

two viziers telling each other "exxxxxxxactly, my liege"

Can't wait , we should text else where papi

one aspect of this that i do believe is that a lot of people are contacting michael tracey calling him a paedophile

We are all going to have so many kinds of diarrhea

Total woke cultural victory. We're bringing pronouns back. It is now illegal to be a white male. We're doing May Day parades just for HR ladies.

robotnik's dialogue in the 90s sonic cartoon was wild

just found out that makato kano named one of his most iconic characters after his deceased irish (!) baker & his fresh bread that he sold out of his bakery in kyoto. & to think that séamus arán is still going strong after all these years 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

hintikka masala send tweet

chose a kid in an ireland jersey to help with the show today. think he was ukrainian? anyway, an incredible 24 hours for irish soccer.

the existence of billionaires is a threat to human rights. we need to protect human rights. i'm no logician but i think this implies something???

wonder if the t shots in the tank military will be budget neutral when the soldiers don't need buzzcuts any more

new suzanne vega banger just dropped

literally this meme:

joseph (joey) passata or donal (donny) passata

"The month of July," as if July belongs to everyone equally. Some of us are managing seasonal trauma anniversaries and can't perform bookish leisure on command.

'ah, but you see, in the falklands war, argentina were actually the bad gu...' no one cares. i just hate england. it's not that deep.

broke: god loved you so much that he sent his only son woke: god loved you so much that he decided what would happen when you store chopped garlic in olive oil

please welcome to the stage, vatican city's premier drag queen: frocia geena davis

still that same girl we knew she was

thinking about this again & how the ultimate reason this person thinks speedrunning is dominated by the 'radical left' is that gdq were like 'please don't bully the people putting their time & energy into entertaining you & raising money for charity' knowyourmeme.com/memes/why-so...

woke ideologues will attempt to frame this as her skiving off when she was just taking a principled pro-war crimes in africa stance! she's life-critical!

JK Rowling please be on my podcast soon 🥰🙏🏻

important to keep in mind that this is their public face, with concerns about optics built in. in reality, their actual beliefs about women are far worse than this.

many people are saying that jkr should give us something to celebrate during world pride in two weeks

bad accountant, maybe ok english & esl teacher?

fucking cromwell

a sober reminder that despite being a natural instrument for love & life, faggotry can also be used for evil

just found out about lindsey graham. diva down! 🫡😢

If you look at the late 19th century on how Antisemitism emerged as a political ideology it was exactly this discourse of a minority having given too many rights and now supposedly exerted undue influence on the rest of society. Jewish emancipation had “gone too far”. Same script today.

top left is the spit of my da at the same age 😭

tá busaí aige a dhéanfadh marbhán beo \\ is buachaill deas óg den tseanduine

sgdq raised over $2.4m for médecins sans frontières. genuinely incredible community.

wild that amnesty, a human rights organisation, doesn't seem to understand the fundamental rule of human rights

people need to stop replying to this asking if they've lost their minds. this is a victory lap of them celebrating that all their fascist/billionaire/paedophile friends have achieved the world they wanted & that the economist worked so hard on.

365 party girl (bumpin’ that)

this sunken-eyed young Platonist will tow you ten wakes round the world, and never make you one pint of sperm the richer

brat summoner 666 with a princess streak