'whatta ya like?' 'you fight like me da as well' they simply don't write lyrics this good anymore. 🥲

we have a fluffy little dog so this is a pombon household now 🏳️

me, checking out some movement i saw out of the corner of my eye under a truck in vermillion city:

transphobia is always, always, always the gateway drug

turning up at work early for an emergency employees council meeting. the drama is drama-ing, girlies! 💅

decided to look into that brit by-election so that i could have full context to enjoy one of life's pure & simple pleasures (watching a pasokified party get their ass handed to them electorally) & labour seriously went with 'they will legalise all drugs (derogatory)' in the year of our lord 2026?!?

it's been a few years since i gave up the drink (& i've been from ireland for longer, so wasn't drinking stout anyway) but i've only just realised that i've been released (by virtue of beamish & murphys being non-vegan) from having to believe that the two-part pour does anything.

grok is this good

we are so back.

one thing that's fascinating about coprolalia is the interplay between neurology, psychology, language & sociology. i think something like a muscle spasm is so much easier to understand than an impulse that is both involuntary & involves understanding a word in sociolinguistic context

Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got

this thread is why we need homotopy! just tell me which homotopy group a straw has & get back to more productive talk about holes (me hornyposting)

had a dream that i was climbing a very snowy mountain at 2000m & by the looks of how close to the base it was, it was probably a 7- or 8-thousander. then i took an old timey wizard of oz themed rollercoaster down to a very vibrant tralee with loads of international people & food.

bluesky needs to have circles so that i can drop some real work juice!

the sprawling, influential marketing apparatus behind pushing certain types of lettuce over others is my romaine empire.

at last, we have invented retrophenology from the classic Discworld text Don’t Invent Retrophenology

detaining & questioning me simply for enquiring whether you can ask for hole as your last meal on four separate legal forums is a flagrant waste of counter-terrorist resources.

I really appreciate this TikToker with Tourette syndrome, Shay, for taking the time to educate so many of us (including me) about her disability and coprolalia in light of what happened at the BAFTAs with John Davidson when Michael B. Jordan and Delroy Lindo were on stage. I learned a lot.

i'll say that fantasising about the idea that a man who uncontrollably blurts out things he specifically does not want to say secretly really wanted to say it is simply not helpful.

hey man, wanna come over for some vegan lasagna & some hot,

so it was written. so it will be

the pure distilled essence of the bbc right here

sonic the hedgehog:

david o'doherty wearing a poppy on one of those brit panel shows 🤢

every day i have to fight the urge to post something that will get me banned from this website

the biggest hoodwink is using ai to refer to both machine learning and LLMs

daarom ben ik zo goed in lullen 😏

genuinely thought until now that krav maga was created by & for the idf. is krav maga actually lit?

love when there's an article about how life is sustainable in the superheated waters surrounding a hydrothermal volcanic fissure on the ocean floor and then like six paragraphs in you find out the author's parents are chemosynthetic bacteria 🙄

gave a tiny kid a fistbump at work today & he waves at me or fistbumps me every time he sees me. he just fistbumped me in the ass while i was talking to someone else.

i'm struggling with analysing what's going on in this call. is she getting uneasy simply because the _intended_ consequences of what she's doing are reflected back at her or because she feels judgement from him? i wonder what the outcome would be if he was more chipper & matter-of-fact.

tell her how the ira // used your pronouns: them & they

me, forgetting the script to the potential energy/kinetic energy science show but winging it:

need to get my hole blown out like abdullah hassan al-asiri 👄

also, if you give out about 'meejum' but say 'eejit', you're a hypocrite.

in a purely boolean algebraic sense, irish people love a bit of bottoming.

I don't agree with them on everything, but Felix from Chapo saying that the national past time of Irish people is lying was probably the most true thing that podcast has said.

cum manifesto

donating blood on the 12th of march girlies 💅 i'm so excited about the sleep of the gods afterwards.

An Irish hero ☘️

'person pronounces word correctly' & they call this news smh

i've eaten dal (with three types of legumes) for all meals apart from breakfast for the last two days & the bloating is unreal. luckily it's mushroom burger & chips time now (& more dal for lunch tomorrow).

these days, if you say you're english (a paedophile) you'll be arrested & thrown in jail

my dog just threw some insane shade at my partner by looking at me when he said he was going to bring her for a walk.

saw someone on this site refer to american military hegemony as la résistance & honestly, i feel like I've witnessed an eldritch abomination that will warp & consume my mind & leave me as an empty shell plodding hollowly towards death. l̸̛̜͈͖̳͙͓̏̈́̌̓̓̉̈́͠a̸̬͚̹̣̖̰̥̤͎̘͎̮̪̾͜ ̸̬̩̲̱̟̳͇̳̭̊̾͗̂̀̈́̍̈ͅr̷͕̗̪̎̒̐͊̔͂̊̓̏͐̔̌é̴̼͇͙̥̳͇́͛̈͠s̴͎̭̙̬̦̱̹̯̬̻̞͋͐̃̆̒̀̍́͛͗̚̕͜ͅi̵̞͎͒s̸̫͇̘͙̭̭͗̐̍́͐͊̿̈́̃̌̓͑̚͘͜͝ͅͅt̷͖̏ȃ̵̗̤͙́̒͊͠n̷͖̱̒͒̌̏͗͒͑͑̒̓̋̇̃̓͝c̶͎̍̂͂̌͆̃̌̇͘ͅe̷̛̮͙̠̻̝̐̿̈́̾́́̒̂͌̈́̉̀ ̸̡̗̖͚̔̄̚ͅ

the replies to this are something else. & every time saoirse says she was talking about her toddler, there's someone replying saying 'ah, i can understand the confusion because actually trump is a toddler. these freaks need to be [redacted].

made fan art for my favourite horror movie

[looking at youtube montage of jobu] somehow, everything reminds me of jobu

yaaaassss, that post-work faggotry hit >>>>>