Big fan of Reds win Mets lose we should do that all weekend

i miss the good old days when our deranged spree killers put pen to paper and wrote full manifestos in defiance of reason and rationality. kids these days can't even be bothered to write an incoherent short note

For the record, writing stuff on shell casings isn’t a thing. Never has been.

Four weeks ago I was like "if it turns out the Reds aren't cooked, I'll write about it then." Well, they're not, and I used the Parable of the Bear and the Running Shoes to explain how a team can play .500 ball down the stretch and still storm back into the pennant race

Weird - finally week of the major league season and Reds very much have games of huge meaning on tap. Fun! Comes around so seldom as a Reda fan not gonna take it for granted and just enjoy games with stakes. #reds

Democrats must be crystal clear that Brendan Carr faces multiple criminal investigations. He procured the bribe of the president by Paramount and Skydance and now he has extorted Disney and violated Kimmel's civil rights under color of law.

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@dannybkelly.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social has the qb injury apocalypse left Bill S sending emails like this re having drafted a ridiculous number of qbs?

I am not an “expert” but if I ran the Vikings the play would be “throw the ball to Jefferson” every time. With occasional “hand the ball to Jefferson” to spice things up.

What a cowardly fucking punt, Vikings. Gross.

Collinsworth can keep trying to sell this as a gripping defensive battle but the qb play from the two second year signal callers has been pretty damn underwhelming- a lot of off target throws and questionable decisions. Not a great Sunday night game in any event to this juncture.

Thank you, Bengals

I am at the Bengals game - burrow had to be helped to the tunnel - wasn’t putting weight on the left ankle

A better counter to negative perceptions would be for them to go home.

Looked at my data collections for state-backed activity. If the report were a picture:

This is because the dispatch and the bulwark have writers who have actually read CK’s work before opining on them as opposed to just half-seeing three anodyne Christian inspiration videos float across their various social feeds.

I’m at the local strip mall chain restaurant. It’s absolutely packed with families. The tv at the bar was playing Charlie Kirk coverage. The bartender said “enough of this” and switched it to baseball and everyone started cheering.

You’ll pay everyone EXCEPT the best player on your team? Your brain is a toilet, sir.

Jerry going out of his way on a daily basis to make the Parsons trade look even stupider than it already was

Everyone trying to “figure out” the politics of the shooter when it’s pretty obvious that his only ideology is the cult of online nihilism and video games. It’s not complex

Oop.

No one has ever been more out of their depth lol

If they are so proud of who that dude was and what he stood for, why are they are trying to get people fired for posting verbatim things that he said? They’re more: “How dare you post that!” than “Damn right Gay people should be stoned/MLK was evil/Black women are unintelligent”etc. Worth asking.

Every centrist hagiographer: he said some very important stuff Everyone: oh, like what? Every centrist hagiographer: very important things Everyone: Can you repeat some of those things he said? Every centrist hagiographer, looking at their legal department frantically shaking their heads: no

Behold, political violence galore ⬇️

What the world would look like if we all stopped amplifying stupid op-ed pieces by dunk-posting on them.

MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence

I mean…

Fucking finally. Fight back against the bullshit framing that tries to make Dems responsible for everything. The GOP is *choosing* to create this kind of societal environment. They could stop it at any time. They have agency as well. They’re not fucking children (except when, well, you know)

The truth of the matter is that if anyone but Charlie Kirk had been killed at today’s shooting, then Charlie Kirk would be out there right now using the shooting as pretext to deliver arguments designed to make sure that the next shooting would happen, and the next one, and the next, and the next.

I am sure the scolds are out in force but that guy literally courted this outcome. It is entirely unsurprising.

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Caleb Williams just randomly spraying throws - to no one in particular

Me and a lot of people thinking about deleting skeets…

Caleb Williams asking if we have any jokes about J.J. McCarthy left and not to look at his own box score

Kevin O’Connell was out here hanging 30 on dudes with Josh Dobbs, Nick Mullens, and Sam Darnold but JJ McCarthy was just a bridge too far

All the Justin Jefferson fantasy managers tonight staring at JJ McCarthy -

Kyle Shanahan trying to act natural as he realizes his lifelong dream of starting Mac Jones is about to come true

olamide zaccheaus: *does anything* me: *sings the church song about him being a wee little man*

Nick Caley, please fix the offense. *Nick Caley generates an offense that does exactly what last year's offense did, but without throwing to Nico Collins* Great, thanks bud.

I will take it. 1-0 so much better than the alternative. Good vibes for the D to rise up frankly.

As God is my witness, the bengals should go for this on 4th and 1 - even from this field position

Yep, these officials are ass in the Bengals game.

That’s such a fucking bullshit call.

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