I once made a joke about the fat guy in every motorcycle gang that rides the three wheel and Dax Sheppard followed me and then apparently realized his mistake after a few weeks of my decidedly non motorcycle related content. I also spent a day fighting with Art from Justified who sucks.

The New York Jets punter is the best Quarterback they've had since Vinny Testeverde.

Is she interviewing herself?

Her children are going to be huge pieces of shit.

There are no conservatives who are not scumbags

“I see on your resume you worked for the Kennedy Center but you didn’t specify what years” “I’d rather not say”

I wouldn’t want to play on a stage that still smells like Kid Rock either

The mirror phenomenon of how we were outperforming the world for the last four years and that context was rarely offered.

“Drink your milk, milk drinker”

My mother in law thought she won $10,000 on a scratch off ticket but she misread it and had the wrong symbol altogether in the bonus box then declared it was “the closest she’s ever come to winning” You only “almost” win if the customer ahead of or behind you buys the winning ticket

My dad has no idea how lucky he is that my Christmas toys involved actually putting them together as opposed to my kids toys which involve cutting a million tie wraps while trying to avoid my femoral artery and potentially putting out someone’s eye

When you're grumpy because three annoying ghosts kept you up all night.

Hulu, I am BEGGING YOU to understand that when I want to rewatch a TV show I’ve already seen, I don’t want to only watch the last 30 seconds of every single episode autoplayed one after the other.

Mark Cuban may well have once been a well meaning person, I have no idea, but the simple fact is that being a billionaire makes you stupid and evil. There is no avoiding this. That amount of money empties out your head and soul. The only cure is to not be a billionaire anymore.

Please do not attack my love of tiddies

Was watching a documentary and the story ended after the guy “died 8 years into a life sentence” No motherfucker, the correct phrasing is “completed his sentence”

lol. lmao.

I have changed my position on Trading Places and no longer consider it a Christmas Movie It is a New Years Eve movie

I genuinely believe they (hegseth) got him to start doing coke for the first time this year with “if you don’t do it how can we trust you” type shit and of course he went overboard and doesn’t know how to steady himself because he’s 54 years old doing coke for the first time

This is the most coked up you can be without actually opening a restaurant during the presser

As you know, I am an expert on letters/documents. This one is an obvious fake, clearly made by someone in the days after Epstein died as a very sick joke. The content is preposterously ridiculous in every way and the postmark is from North Virginia. DOJ obv wants it out there for the reason below.

The “free speech” and “cancel culture” panics have led to overt state censorship because that was always their purpose. (Gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...

The best part of this timeline is we’re going to eventually have an official statement from the government arguing that “snatch” and “pussy” could mean two different things

beginning to understand why they killed him

Hahahaha

no notes

Philip Rivers ordering for his family at McDonald’s

it’s a special type of journalism innovation to get millions of people to watch a TV segment except it’s not on your network and you get no advertising dollars and everyone thinks you’re a joke.

I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.

if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it

Found the actual men in women's bathrooms assaulting women.

Think the Patriots are washed

These people all go to rich people megachurches so they have no idea how freaky this looks to normal people

If you erase the ERI and As from Erika Kirk’s name her name is KKK That can’t be a coincident

“I’m gonna take my pretend $2000 from the tariffs, add it to my pretend $5000 from the DOGE checks, and stock up on my pretend $2 Gallon of gas.”

Heading to mother in laws house Phone only at 89% Pray for me

An absolutely magnificent Freudian slip! 🤌🏼

AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re- BEASTIES: MORSE AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of Beasties: COURSE MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy BEASTIES: MOOCHER MCA: We’re Christmas Past MIKE D: Christmas Present BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE

for sale

here’s an Elon Musk Christmas Tale. Merry Xmas everyone ❤️

It’s a banner weekend for guys whose fans should all have the shit kicked out of them getting the shit kicked out of themselves

why did they redact this

Wild

Wild — as the community note says, Trump’s DOJ released a publicly available pic of MJ & Clinton & Diana Ross with their own kids and implied it’s them with victims They aren’t just redacting, they’re doctoring

Wow, he stole two pounds of beef?

wow

This is such a weird distraction from The Donald Trump and The Epstein Files