The master race

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

All they ever do is let it happen and tell us to put them back in power. That’s the bargain. “Vote us back in and then we’ll fix it” and so we vote them back in and they do about 10% of what they promised and then lose again, and republicans go 100 steps further. Over and over.

Does anyone know where I can buy a Lawry’s Season Salt grinder for my house?

It's funny to think the Dolphins could be 10 years into their Dan Campbell era if they weren't so committed to always being massive failures.

I don't know maybe it's just me but it seems like kind of a stretch to reopen the government on the basis of a pinky swear from people who LIE ALL THE FUCKING TIME ABOUT EVERYTHING

Dems backed Trump into a corner where he’s advocating for starving Americans and hemorrhaging support. If they vote to let him off the hook in exchange for nothing it’s a cataclysmic failure. I know people are in pain but insulating Republicans from political consequences is not the answer.

Moderate Democrats saw that voters were energized and might expect something from them, so they needed to put a stop to that ASAP

When my wife and I were getting our affairs in order ahead of our wedding, part of that was getting our own health insurance. I went to the doctor the month before for a sinus infection and was told by Blue Cross that nothing sinus related would ever be covered, as it was considered preexisting

One of the most important provisions of the ACA was eliminating pre-existing conditions exclusions from insurance plans. Folks need to be reminded that if the ACA goes away, so does that provision.

When folks talk about history rhyming, they mean stuff like this.

Here’s A Comic About Elon Musk & His Infinite Possibilities

When are people going to start talking about the clear cognitive decline of the president?

average ICE officer handling their gun in public

He wanted to be Napoleon but he’s a Neapolitan

begging the democrats to campaign on sending steve bannon to prison

CARTOON OF THE DAY

I need you all to know that my mother sent me this. 🤣 That is all.

I like that they’re all “we’re moving to where we can kill black people without repercussions” without realize how many guns methed up hillbillies horde

They should both be guilliotined and have their entire wealth distributed among the poor. That's the most effective altruism, actually.

Sleepy sack of shit

In short: Shitty parties should get to enact shitty policies. An electorate that elects a shitty party should have to suffer the shitty consequences. And a party that enacts shitty policies should have to suffer the electoral consequences. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009

LOL our political system is so fucked up this dude is like “hey just need to know what you were lying about”

That cop should have said the sandwich had fentanyl in it

Ouch

Wow, I didn’t realize other people’s posts weren’t getting likes. I haven’t had that issue myself.

FOX GUEST: “Food prices are up. There’s nothing you can say about it.” As Lawrence Jones tries to parrot Trump’s misleading lie 🤥 about Walmart’s Thanksgiving basket being cheaper — apparently not understanding it’s because this year it has LESS IN IT, AND CHEAPER STUFF.

It’s legal to throw sandwiches at the cops now

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

heritage foundation sounds like a great place to work and I hear there's openings

when a client is famous for not paying contractors for over half a century.. that’s on you man

Damn that woman has a solid mustache

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

Noted expert on New York weighs in.

many are saying canceling everyone's flights and food benefits right before the Traveling & Eating Holiday is a good move, politically

Gorsuch finally starting to understand what they have unleashed

The Big Mac costs as much as a new Buick

I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video. I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children. But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

rip 😔

Maybe the real operations could involve officers who show their faces and have their credentials and identification clearly displayed so there’s no confusion?

Make all their places rent controlled

“every time theres a republican president the economy collapses” feels like pretty easy messaging on the economy

Executive order diverting SNAP funds to the Dilbert Guy's asshole.

It's been 15 years and nobody's leaked a single bit of this plan, my man

Go fuck yourself